Clone Wars 1001 things we've learned in 5 and a Bonus season of The Clone Wars

Discussion in 'Star Wars TV' started by mighty_mouse_droid, May 12, 2010.

  1. fistofan1 Force Ghost

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    438) Echo forgot to charge his character shield's battery.
    439) Battle droids feel no pain, but Osi Sobek likes to pretend they do.
    440) Saessee Tiin has social anxiety.
  2. STARGATERULES Jedi Master

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    441) When on Felucia you'll always see Ahsoka
    442) Adi Gallia copyed Plo's frighter design
    443) Saesee Tiin sounds like a clone
  3. Gry Sarth Ex 2x Banhammer Wielding Besalisk Mod

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    444) Crab droids are lava-proof.

    445) And so is Tarkin, apparently (can you imagine how searing hot it is to dangle just about a meter over a lava lake?!)

    446) There haven't been battles like these since the days of The Old Republic (TM).
  4. Swashbucklingjedi Game Winner

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    Apparently lava on Lola Sayu is not like that on Earth or on Mustafar not so hot either... but Even's corpse burns still pretty well:p
  5. EstarGuars Jedi Master

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    447 - George Lucas want us to buy TOR by subbliminal epic messages from the Horn Boy

    448 - The lava of Lola Sayu is yellow, because of that it does´t burn any living hero (except the Red Shirts clones)

    449 - The Senate never aproved the clonation of the Zillo Beast, Green Peace and the Church were opposed to that

    450 - If we learn 50 more things from this show we will have 500 and we need 1001, so... 1001-500=501... so... we will need to learn 501

    451 - I think I´m spamming

    452 - What´s bad about spamming?
  6. ImNotAStarWarsFanboy Force Ghost

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    :eek: How dare you accuse George Lucas of putting a shameless plug into an episode![face_shame_on_you]
  7. EstarGuars Jedi Master

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    It´s the same as the reincarnation of Darth Maul before TPM release and the double sabers Ahsoka got at the same time that Starkiller [face_plain] I think George is trying to control us, but we can´t stop buyng Star Wars merchandise :-B :p
  8. Humble_Jedi Force Ghost

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    It's not so much spamming as it is posting things we didn't actually learn in this series. ;)

  9. EstarGuars Jedi Master

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    Phew... :) I don´t wanted to be the new CadBaneRocks :p
  10. ImNotAStarWarsFanboy Force Ghost

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    *prods EstarGuars on shoulder* He doesn't like you.
  11. EstarGuars Jedi Master

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  12. ImNotAStarWarsFanboy Force Ghost

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    *prods EstarGuars on shoulder again* I don't like you either. You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have the death sentence on 12 systems.
  13. EstarGuars Jedi Master

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    If you continue like that your arm will be slaced by and old man :p

    (Before that I dind´t get the joke :oops: )
  14. ImNotAStarWarsFanboy Force Ghost

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    S'alright man, life's one big learning curve ;)

    Welcome to the boards by the way.:D
  15. mighty_mouse_droid Jedi Master

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    453) If a transmitter needs repairing, just leave it alone for a while. It will fix itself once the plot demands it.
  16. ImNotAStarWarsFanboy Force Ghost

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    454. Ahsoka speaks Wookiee.
    455. Sugi speaks Wookiee.
    456. Anyone will submit to a Mind Trick with a little...persuasion.
  17. EstarGuars Jedi Master

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    457. Ahsoka is a togruta :eek:
  18. mighty_mouse_droid Jedi Master

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    458) And people in the Galaxy Far Far Away know it.
  19. Gry Sarth Ex 2x Banhammer Wielding Besalisk Mod

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    459) ImNotAStarWarsFanboy doesn't know the wookiee language is called Shyriiwook. ;) [face_peace]

    460) Trandoshans are descendants of velociraptors.

    461) Trandoshan transports have a self-destruct button somewhere in their cockpits.
  20. Coric Force Ghost

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    462.) Trandoshans can get Indiana Jones props as trophies.
  21. Swashbucklingjedi Game Winner

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    463. There is mystical connection between Kashyyyk system and Felucia[face_thinking] ...just think about it....

    1.In only movie appearance of Felucia we see Aayla killed there and then we see Yoda in Kashyyyk immediately afterwards....also
    ISP:s and AT-AP:s are seen only on those two worlds...
    2.In first appearance of Felucia in TCW- we see Juggernaut- which only movieappearance is on Kashyyyk...
    3.In Bounty Hunters which happens on Felucia- Embo is armed with Bowcaster- traditional Wookiee-weapon from Kashyyyk...
    4.In Padawan Lost Ahsoka is taken from Felucia by Trandoshans to the Kashyyyk system.....
    5.Sugi who's first appearance was on Felucia is now seen in the Kashyyyk-system....

    6. Both places appear in TFU (two levels- night and day level) and after Starkiller rescues Leia on Kashyyyk he has to go... to
    Felucia to rescue her adoptive father..
    7. Without any clear reason both places have Chewbacca as rebel hero in BF2 and Jango and Boba as bad guy heroes;)

    It must be that 'nexus route' that connects those two systems so closely:p
  22. Claws_Bane Jedi Knight

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    463) Never, ever just stand around in the forest at night when your clones are gone.

    464) Don't ever kill a Trandoshan leader's son.

    465) Don't destroy Sugi's ship.
  23. Super_Battle_Droid Force Ghost

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    466. Gossams always hide when the Republic is on Felucia.
  24. Claws_Bane Jedi Knight

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    467) Just because someone survived through many episodes doesn't mean they live (Echo)
    468) Sy Snootles is a widow.
    469) Asajj Ventress has a bad life.
    470) Ziro the Hutt has too much stress in his life.
    471) Ahsoka isn't evil when she's a dark sider: just crazy.
  25. Vinylcapedjawa Jedi Knight

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    472. Clones that look like Quasimoto are noble.

    473. Clones that look like Quasimoto are useful in fights but will not be used on the front against the Separatists.

    474. General Grievous is believed to be a brilliant military tactician by the Jedi, although he is constantly beaten in important battles, has a narcissistic personality disorder (possibly boderline personality disorder as well), defective lung transplants (even though he can replace every other part of his body), cannot use the Force, can be outwitted by children, and will not replace the crew of his ships with better troops than battle droids no matter how many times they ruin his plans.

    475. If you say the words "this corruption" enough times, you will have written an entire episode of the Clone Wars.

    476. Approximately 50-60% of the sentients in the galaxy are bounty hunters.

    477. Of those approximately 50-60% of the galaxy who are bounty hunters, 100% are bad at their jobs and instead focus most of their energy on getting outfits that intimidate other sentients and make them look like they are good at their jobs.

    478. No matter how many times Anakin does something clearly aligned with the Dark Side of the Force, the Jedi will never question his actions. In fact, many times the Jedi will join in on the fun.

    479. Episodes about the Separatist side of the war are extremely boring, completely lacking in drama, action, suspense, romance that anyone would ever care about, and do not explain effectively why the Separatists are at war with the Republic.

    480. "Secrets Revealed" really only refers to one secret and that secret is really not that big of a deal.