Full Series 1001 things we've learned in 5 and a Bonus season and another bonus season(s?) of The Clone Wars

481) All good ARC Troopers (except the yellow one in ARC Troopers and Fives) die.
482) If you're name is Ima-Gun Di, you are going to die.
483) The highest level of government are evil (Palpatine, Almec)

 

484) If you repeat the word "corruption" seven times in front of a mirror, Satine will appear and burn your warehouse

 

ROFL

 

485)"Poisoned Children" seven times works too

 

486) Never trust a droid who comes up and says you need a spa treatment.
487)Annobas are NOT dogs.
488) Never try to race a bounty hunter.

 

489. Ahsoka likes to dress sleazy regardless of her age or new outfits.

 

That's because Aayla Secura is her idol

 

490) Hevy and Echo never agree.
491) Padme needs to pull out a gun and fight bounty hunters.
492) You gotta love Mama the Hutt.

 

493-Master Secura is a bad example for children

494-Satine will come in the night an kill your family!
495-The Holiday Special is going to be released on Blu-Ray!
496-Wookiepedia is now in 3D!
497-I can´t find Jabba! in any DVD store
498-Forviden Love wasn´t in Season Three
499-We have learned near 500 thing about this series

 

500) The 500th comment: King Katuunko gained weight.

 

501(st): Grievous can beat Obi-wan but not a staff wielding Gungan.

 

Too bad... Sonny adores her. And he's only 7 .

 

502. That inserting Original Trilogy characters does not necessarily make an episode better.
503. That although the Clone Wars series has consistently been described as a series also for adults, it really isn't.
504. That 99% of Mandolorian men are in need of Rogaine.
505. Jar Jar Binks still isn't funny.
506. Jar Jar Binks still isn't funny.
507. George Lucas should probably not be involved in the series.

 

508. Translations from English into other languages are as funny as translations from those languages into English.

 

Did we learn that from TCW? Or do you watch in Japanese or something?

 

509: Jabba can never make up his mind
510: Senators are pretty useless.
511: Padm'e needs to get more confidence.
512: This is for you, Bail: Always wear you seat belt before taking off on an air speeder.

 

Haha sorry to be kinda geek but speeders have security thingy that acts like seatbelts -some kind of shield or something according to sourcebooks- that keeps passenger in place like seatbelt- not completely safe of course but keeps your *ss in the seat...... without it Bail would have been found many meters away from crashsite i think....

513: New tradition in TCW - first season lacked it but now it's rule..... season finales must have Ahsoka on windscreen-scene and she is always causing ship to crash and yet no one dies because of crash....
514: Wolfpack-animationmodels are updated everytime we see them..... like someone would really care if Comet or Boost has a slightly changed look

 

I learned it from an episode of it in Spanish.

 

515) Monkey lizards on Trandosha are not as amazing as Kowakian monkey lizards.
516) Tarfful was out at the club with Fisto when he got Chewie's message. As a responsible Wookie should always do, he called a cab.

 

Considering how long we had to wait for them, both commentaries were pretty underwhelming.

But this isn't the place to discuss it, so lets relocate.
517. Sugi had to double the size of her ship for the Wookiee mission.

 

Or then she is like Bail Organa and she has many ships with same design but different measurements Meaning Tantive IV (TCW and ANH) and Sundered Heart(ROTS) of course if you don't get it....

 

518. Ships in Star Wars are like sentai mecha, as big or as small as needed. Do they combine?
519. (Hey, my old street address!) Anakin might make underage girls less hormonal if he hadn't named his ship after those godawful kissy "vegetarian" vampire stories.

 

520. It took three seasons for someone to mention Ahsoka is a Togruta.
521. On a jungle planet, it never occurs to four lost Padawans to ever find a place where they can bathe.

 

522. Lekku make lovely wall ornaments!

 

Now we are on Season Four, but we need 1001 things so someone has to change the title of the thread.

423. Bubbles make it better
424. This is one of those series
425. That besalisk jedi is supermegaomgbaddass
426. Swashbucklingjedi is the brother of Mother Talzin, he has a crystall ball and knows the unpredictable ending of Mon Cal-arc
427. Lux is a dangerous boy, he druged a teenager and took her to a distant planet
428. Ahsoka makes beauty eyes to Lux
430. Mortis will return!