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Clone Wars 1001 things we've learned in 5 and a Bonus season of The Clone Wars

Discussion in 'Star Wars TV' started by mighty_mouse_droid, May 12, 2010.

  1. JM_1977

    JM_1977 Jedi Master star 6

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    You mean 523-530 right:p
     
  2. EstarGuars

    EstarGuars Jedi Padawan star 2

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    :oops:
     
  3. JM_1977

    JM_1977 Jedi Master star 6

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    Just checking its all good[face_peace]
     
  4. Swashbucklingjedi

    Swashbucklingjedi Game Winner star 5 VIP - Game Winner

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    Nah I'm Forcewielder[face_skull]
     
  5. Senator Kelberry

    Senator Kelberry Jedi Master star 4

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    523. The hardest lesson a commander can learn is to live to fight another day.
    524. You can't let your fear control you.
    525. Togruta flesh is waterproof and doesn't shrivel.
    526. The best way to honor someone's sacrifice is to free the person they died to capture.
    527. The Sith control everything. We just don't know it.
    528. Pay no attention to those droids behind the curtain!
     
  6. fistofan1

    fistofan1 Jedi Master star 4

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    529. General Grievous is afraid of success.
    530. The resemblance between Jar Jar and Boss Lyonie is remarkable, although some people didn't realize it until he put the crown on.
    531. The war is really taking its toll on R2-D2.
    532. Unexpected stabbings are all the rage in 21 BBY.
    533. Democracy doesn't work, at least not when it's both explained to and implemented by a culture in a matter of 30 seconds.
    534. Kit Fisto. Owns. Riff Tamson.
     
  7. Gry Sarth

    Gry Sarth Ex 2x Banhammer Wielding Besalisk Mod star 5

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    535. The shorter you are, the less anybody will care if you're killed.

    536. Actually, if you're short enough, your accidental death will be even comedic.
     
  8. IG_2000

    IG_2000 Jedi Master star 4

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    537. Cut in half? Don't worry, its just a flesh wound.
     
  9. Coric

    Coric Jedi Knight star 4

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    XD WINNING
     
  10. Swashbucklingjedi

    Swashbucklingjedi Game Winner star 5 VIP - Game Winner

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    538. Adi Gallia is so precious to Grievous that she was taken alive...
    539. Galaxy is filled with idiotical cultures with weird dictators
    540. Weequay pirates- you REALLY can meet them anywhere you go in GFFA....
    541. Electrostaffs are the most usual weapon in the universe
    542. Maul have serious problems to stay dead[face_skull]
     
  11. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I know I've learned that The Clone Wars writers really love their cheesy Saturday morning cartoon dialogue. Just got to "Shadow Warrior"... "how does it feel to die?"? Really? I mean, Grievous is pretty hammy to start with, though that's taking it to a new level. Doesn't help that Grievous was not that great in that fight.
     
  12. 327Nubian

    327Nubian Jedi Youngling star 1

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    543. Kit Fisto owns PERIOD!
    544. Lee-Char was most likely thinking 'smile, you son of a bitch' when he shot the explosive on Riff Tamson's shoulder.
    545. Gungan spit is a better bonding agent than duct tape or super glue. Ew...
     
  13. Darth_Gamek

    Darth_Gamek Jedi Knight star 6

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    546. You can't keep an awesome Sith down, even if he falls down a bottomless pit and is sliced in half. :cool:
     
  14. KeltheDor

    KeltheDor Jedi Padawan star 1

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    547. All sentient trees must have originated from Middle-Earth.
    548. Gungans can manufacture mind controlling necklaces.
     
  15. EstarGuars

    EstarGuars Jedi Padawan star 2

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    549. Apparently, bubbles didn´t make it better
    550. The GFFA is some sort of Disneyland were all the fairy tales come true [face_monkey]
     
  16. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    551. Gungan spit fixes anything.

    552. The Chosen One's ability to use the Force is diminished underwater. Maybe the ROTS duel should have happened on Kamino instead.

    553. Dooku can Force-choke with the best of 'em.

    554. Tarpals kicks ass.

    555. Dave Filoni really wanted to be on the production team for Jaws.
     
  17. EntechednReformatted

    EntechednReformatted Jedi Master star 2

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    556. When you want to nonchalantly throw a battle droid out of your way during a lightsaber duel, try to grab it by the head. Looks cool.

    557. Hitting a single assailant in a tiny room with a weapon that shoots rapidly expanding rings of energy consitutes a "nice shot!"

    558. Droids find flourescent lighting and the color yellow relaxing.

    559. It takes a few moments to get the coordinates from the navicomputer, but it only takes slightly longer for a dying Jedi Master to recite many more coordinates to a Padawan.

    560. Apparently the Millenium Falcon's navicomputer was actually an abacus. Or maybe just some beads on a string.

    561. When dragging a Toydarian corpse, try to drag it by the ankle. Looks cool. Not great for your posture though if your are over 7 feet tall. Always remember to thoroughly stretch before exercising.

    562. Apparently Mother Talsin continually emits a gentle upward breeze. Don't know what to make of that.

    563. Jedi are probably not the best choice to investigate kidnappings or track POWs or MIAs. Especially if the victim is a minor entrusted to their care. That would be a sign of a dangerous attachment.

    564. This is very important. If you need to constantly wear a mask to protect your throat and lungs from the dangerous, corrosive effects of oxygen, make sure you engrave that bad boy with a cool pattern!
     
  18. Humble_Jedi

    Humble_Jedi Jedi Master star 4

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    565. If Monkey Lizard did it, the return of Maul must have been staged by none other than... THE MOTHER OF ALL MONKEY LIZARDS
     
  19. JackG

    JackG Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    566. The Jedi Council is even more stupid than we thought.
    567. Filoni hates EU fans
    568. Ahsoka is more powerful than Waru
    569. Darth Maul is a **** ******** **** *** ** ****** *******
    570. Sidious is the only answer to our issues
    571. Randy's vocabulary contains four words: brother, sinister, revenge and brother
    572. R2-D2 is a cold hearted killer
     
  20. Cary_the_Brave

    Cary_the_Brave Jedi Knight star 3

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    573. When your Master dies, make sure to cut off the person's head who killed him, if not his anger will fuel him to return.
     
  21. Dan_Grievous_Tikkes_Fan

    Dan_Grievous_Tikkes_Fan Jedi Master star 4

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    574. Continuity is NO problem when it comes to characters like Darth Maul or Greedo to appear. BUT when it comes to inclusion of lesser characters like Tikkes that fit the war and are NOT DEAD, continuity becomes this "huge issue" and they do not appear.
     
  22. Senator Kelberry

    Senator Kelberry Jedi Master star 4

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    575. When in doubt, kiss the girl.
    576. If the Zygerrian Queen's reaction to Anakin's whispering is any indication, Padme is a VERY happy woman.
    577. This... ...is a clue!
    578. When you're outmatched and outnumbered, get on the bald woman's good side.
    579. Cad Bane is mad about hats.
    580. When working in a prison that's currently on high alert, never call for backup when you detect life signs in a coffin. What's the worst that could happen?
     
  23. Dark Lord Tarkas

    Dark Lord Tarkas Jedi Master star 5

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    581. Darth Maul actually has a personality.

    582. Anakin Skywalker actually had a selfless, altruistic aspect of his personality before becoming Darth Vader.
     
  24. Robimus

    Robimus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    That Yoda's a twit.....oh, wait I already knew that. Please ignore.
     
  25. Dan_Grievous_Tikkes_Fan

    Dan_Grievous_Tikkes_Fan Jedi Master star 4

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    About 582: Did he?!