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Clone Wars 1001 things we've learned in 5 and a Bonus season of The Clone Wars

Discussion in 'Star Wars TV' started by mighty_mouse_droid, May 12, 2010.

  1. koonfan

    koonfan Jedi Knight star 4

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    Yes, but no other Jedi so far does it WITHOUT A SUIT. [face_laugh]

    EDIT: Looking back, I see that other Jedi have been in space, and Anakin and Ahsoka have even fought. HOWEVER, they still needed helmets, so I'm still sticking with what I learned about Plo Koon. XD
     
  2. Armchair_Admiral

    Armchair_Admiral Jedi Master star 4

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    40) When you ask for trouble, you should not be surprised when it finds you. [face_whistling]
     
  3. mighty_mouse_droid

    mighty_mouse_droid Jedi Youngling star 1

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    41) Never go to a battle droid's stand-up comedy show
     
  4. Slowburn

    Slowburn Jedi Youngling star 4

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    42.] Boba Fett once had a problem with killing an innocent man.

    43.] Aurra Sing will betray just about anyone in the best interests of her bank account.

    44.] At least one clone has deserted and made a new life for himself.
     
  5. mighty_mouse_droid

    mighty_mouse_droid Jedi Youngling star 1

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    45) Mandalorians are decent in a fight, but terrible at assassinations
     
  6. JediBendu

    JediBendu Jedi Master star 3

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    46) The slower a Jedi appears to be, the faster he gets results.
     
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  7. Gry Sarth

    Gry Sarth Ex 2x Banhammer Wielding Besalisk Mod star 5

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    47) Every single lawbreaker in the galaxy is a bounty hunter. If you're late in returning a library book, you're a bounty hunter!

    48) Speak softly, and drive a big tank.

    49) If English is not your native tongue, you have to always keep practicing it, otherwise you lose it. Take it from Bossk...
     
  8. Alexrd

    Alexrd Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    50) Jabba the Hutt has his own Gran Jedi Knight.
     
  9. Garth Maul

    Garth Maul Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Yeah, I already made this joke. ;)
     
  10. mighty_mouse_droid

    mighty_mouse_droid Jedi Youngling star 1

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    51) If you ever meet an elderly politician, whatever you do, TRUST THAT MAN!
     
  11. Garth Maul

    Garth Maul Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    52) If you're a battle droid serving with Grievous, don't pay into your pension fund.
     
  12. Darth_Zandalor

    Darth_Zandalor Jedi Master star 4

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    53) When building a secret nursery of doom, ensure that you employ ninja nanny robots.
    54) Make reference to Indiana Jones any time you are required to leap through a closing door.
     
  13. Senator Kelberry

    Senator Kelberry Jedi Master star 4

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    55) Injured Jedi can absorb healing salve straight through their body armor. Clones have to strip.
     
  14. darthcaedus1138

    darthcaedus1138 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    56) Some Mandos are more dangerous than other Mandos.
     
  15. fistofan1

    fistofan1 Jedi Master star 4

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    57) If you send a Mandalorian to assasinate someone, tell them to shoot the person next to the person you want killed. That will be much more effective.

    58) Apparently, droid deactivators are deadly to organics, as they have been used to threaten people in several episodes...

    59) Don't loan your fleet to Cad Bane. You'll never get it back.

    60) Geonosian Super Tanks aren't ray shielded, they're character shielded. Ahsoka and Bariss made it out of one with barely a scratch!
     
  16. SpecialOpsUnit

    SpecialOpsUnit Jedi Master star 4

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    61) Some guys DON'T have all the luck
     
  17. kecen

    kecen Jedi Master star 4

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    62) There's a special button that causes escape pod systems to explode when you press it.

    63) NO SECURITY CAMERAS on star destroyers.

    64) Hair is a recessive trait to lekku.

    65) There are no Republic dress code regulations regarding wild hair, for avoidance of lawsuits involving discrimination against Bothans. Therefore, clone hair is wild.
     
  18. Senator Kelberry

    Senator Kelberry Jedi Master star 4

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    66) All Jedi are traitors to the Republic who must be executed on sight (Oh wait, wrong sixty-six...)
    67) If you can still feel someone in the Force, they're probably not as dead as you think they are.
     
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  19. Slowburn

    Slowburn Jedi Youngling star 4

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    68.] Either Hondo is impotent or Aurra Sing has been around too much.

    69.] Mace Windu is a fantastic soldier but has terrible people skills.
     
  20. Darth_Zandalor

    Darth_Zandalor Jedi Master star 4

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    70) When attempting to stop a bounty hunter escaping via hyperspace ring, make sure to lock them all down.
    71) Bugs can aim, so very much.
    72) When in doubt, KILL IT WITH FIRE!
     
  21. mighty_mouse_droid

    mighty_mouse_droid Jedi Youngling star 1

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    73) If there's one thing clones know, it's how to stop a Jedi.
     
  22. koonfan

    koonfan Jedi Knight star 4

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    74) Once upon a time, there was a deadly liquid-state plague called the Blue Shadow Virus that spread across several planets until it was destroyed-
    75) Some parties would like to object, believing that the virus was no more dangerous than the rest of the galaxy, and that it was MUUUUUURDEEEEEERED! [face_devil]

    Feel free to count that as one if you like. :p
     
  23. Sloppy

    Sloppy Jedi Youngling star 1

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    May 2, 2009
    (76) If you got one set of cloths ... You are not expected to change it anytime soon
     
  24. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Soliloquist of SWTV star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    77) If lots of stuff is happening to you that nearly gets you killed at the same moment your temporary droid is pushing buttons and turning knobs then it is definitely not a Separatist spy with the single objective to kill you.
     
  25. mighty_mouse_droid

    mighty_mouse_droid Jedi Youngling star 1

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    78) Zombies come in many forms: from brainwashed undead Geonosians to defective comando droids lurking in fields.
     
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