Clone Wars 1001 things we've learned in 5 and a Bonus season of The Clone Wars

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  1. WatTamborWoo Jedi Grand Master

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    836 Calling QT KT, R2 KT would have been too much confusion with R2 D2.... I love the pink droids but as Nute Gunray said 'This is getting out of hand....now there are two of them!'
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  2. Legolas Skywalker Force Ghost

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    837. When in doubt, call a Drunken Hondo
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  3. Ken Obi Jedi Padawan

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    338. Gascon is not a colonel corporal.
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  4. Circular Logic SWTV Interview Host

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    Reviving this thread. Now that TCW is over, we need to finish off the 1,001 things we've learned with stuff from the Lost Missions!

    839. Jar Jar Binks would be instrumental in thwarting a scheme by Mother Talzin to become more powerful than any living Sith or Jedi, resulting in the Nightsister Clan Mother dissolving like the Wicked Witch of the West.
    Last edited by Circular Logic, Mar 24, 2014
  5. Legolas Skywalker Force Ghost

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    840. When needed help, call up Jar Jar Binks and he will come to the rescue
  6. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    More importantly:

    841. Jar Jar Binks has a girlfriend
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  7. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    842: The spoken sentence "I don't think we should see each other anymore" is all that is needed for divorce in the GFFA.

    No waiting period, no lawyers, no money.

    843: The clones were Gollum and Smeagol.
    Last edited by anakinfansince1983, Mar 24, 2014
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  8. Legolas Skywalker Force Ghost

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    [face_thinking] You're 2 posts late ;)
  9. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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  10. ColemanKcajFTW Jedi Master

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    844: Embo is the greatest snowboarder in Star Wars history.
  11. Revanfan1 Chosen One

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    845. Jar-Jar knows how to land a punch!
  12. CommanderDrenn Jedi Grand Master

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    According to the Bardotta Durology...

    846) Every time you fry an ant with a magnifying glass, you are ripping the soul from its body.
    Last edited by CommanderDrenn, Mar 24, 2014
  13. Legolas Skywalker Force Ghost

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    847. Say a bad word to Padme, expect Anakin to knock you out
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  14. Senator Kelberry Force Ghost

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    848. Being the head of a major spice trading cartel is a good way to get women.
  15. Revanfan1 Chosen One

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    849. Obi-Wan and Anakin know the Fastball Special.
  16. Cevan Jedi Grand Master

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    850. You can never really kill a spider, no matter how big the explosion is.
  17. Senator Kelberry Force Ghost

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    851. There really is someone for everyone.
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  18. Jedi Knight Fett Jedi Master

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    852. listen to your passengers if your a cab driver it might save the republic.

    853. Re use OT and PT quotes in every episode.
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  19. ColemanKcajFTW Jedi Master

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    854: Drunk clones apparently don't realize that throwing bottles at driving cars is really dangerous considering Coruscant's layout.
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  20. Revanfan1 Chosen One

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    854: When you're a clone, a hat covering your tattoo is enough to disguise you.
  21. Cevan Jedi Grand Master

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    Disaster! We have two 853s.
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  22. ColemanKcajFTW Jedi Master

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    Ooop. Sorry.

    EDIT: Oh no! Now we have two 854s! Can this get any worse!
    Last edited by ColemanKcajFTW, Mar 25, 2014
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  23. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    In that vein:

    856: Don't ever get a tattoo of your name where everyone can see it, in case you're ever a fugitive from the law.

    And lol, just lol. I more or less fixed everything. :p
    Last edited by Todd the Jedi, Mar 25, 2014
  24. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    I've known this for years.
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  25. Jedi Knight Fett Jedi Master

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    Quick change it to 854