Full Series 1001 things we've learned in 5 and a Bonus season and another bonus season(s?) of The Clone Wars

115) Karina the Great was the Alien Queen's college roommate, until she got kicked out for talking too much.

 

116) Jedi aren't so impressive without their lightsabers, apparently.
117) Lightsabers=Euphemisms! (We...probably figured that out before the show )
118) In Plo Koon's Wolfpack, it's Bros before Plo
119) Pablo Picasso was apparently a Mandalorian, and a traditional anti-Jedi Crusader, at that.
120) Plo Koon doesn't believe in chance, he believes in the power of friendship!
121) Ki-Adi-Mundi doesn't believe in luck...I mean he does...I mean...uh...BRING IN THE FLAMETHROWERS

 

122) Geonosians make a soothing crackling sound when burning into a crisp.

123) You can figure out which planets a ship has visited by calculating its fuel consumption.

124) Boba Fett's helmet is NOT Jango's helmet repainted.

 

125) If visited by a previous fling, who also has a young child in tow, first make sure the kid is not yours.
126) If you're a cool bounty hunter flying Slave 1, it doesn't mean you're safe from an over-zealous (possibly over-powered) padawan.

 

127) The Grand Army of the Republic is also the mother of all nickname providers.

 

128) Creativity and inventiveness are overrated. You can do just as well with a simple "homage".

 

129) Eeth Koth has the best episode intro, yet.

 

130) Cool characters have names that start with S (Satine, Sinube, Sugi).

131) Jedi are lousy at parental guidance.

 

132. You don't have to say much to become a favorite character(Embo).

 

133.] It's not necessarily against the Jedi Code to jam your lightsaber through a guy planning to destroy a ship.

 

134) Or torch lifeforms as long as they don't look human-like, or are big enough to squash you like a bug.

 

135) If you rescue Nute Gunray, he'll buy you a planet.

 

(136) Anakin thinks with his....lightsaber

 

137) It's ok to disobey a direct order and abandon your post, but only when there's a psychotic bald woman on the loose.

 

138) Sometimes being a soldier means doing what you think is...PROFITABLE
139) You may be surprised by what people reveal when they have been...drinking.

 

140) Female Twi'Lek pleasure slaves and dancers often dress in long sleeve body suits or conservative dresses.
141) Female Twi'Lek farmers dress in a somewhat more...revealing...fashion.

 

142. If Anakin starts a mission with a fleet, he will end it with an escape pod.

 

143) When crash landing on an African Savannah it should come as no surprise that the locals all speak with a Scottish accent.
144) When transporting a sick huttlet (I know it's the movie but it has to be said!), it's best to not check your own ship for medical supplies until after you've gotten a bunch of people killed on the starship you're trying to dock with for medical assistance.

 

145) You can always hitch a ride on R2.

 

146.] Once you see an attractive red Twi'lek with a gun, you never stop thinking about it. Never ever.

 

147) KEEP DAN CURTO AWAY FROM THE R2 BUILDERS

148) Palpatine is evil ()

149) Bad CGI lightsabers are AWESOME (referring to Sinube's)

 

150) You CAN enter hyperspace while inside a planet's atmosphere.

151) Jedi rock, but Lurmen roll.

 

152) If videogames are anything to go by, Jedi can control any droid by just simply haphazardly jamming their lightsabers into their heads.
153) When confronted by a police droid and a female Senator from Naboo while making your escape, never take your eyes off the Senator.

 

154) You will never, EVER, get to see a Wroonian.