Full Series 1001 things we've learned in 5 and a Bonus season and another bonus season(s?) of The Clone Wars

Well, we're into Season 3. What else have we learned?

155) When you ask for help from the Jedi to uncover corruption in your government, don't expect them to send the one you secretly have the hots for.
156) You're not a Separatist just because you do business with them.
157) An inspirational speech can turn an uncoordinated group of clones into instant ARC trooper material overnight.

 

158) Adding "of doom" to every episode title automatically makes it awsome.

159) Satine likes fire.

160) The aliens that look the most menacing always turn out to just be selling low-quality tea.

 

161) Assassinate first. Monologue later.

 

162) When you have to end an episode in two minutes, and still have to find out who was behind the assassination attempt, just have the hero have a random vision and have the villain accidentaly expose himself.

163) If you are going to a peace conference on a peaceful world under peaceful pretenses, chances are someone will try to kill you.

 

164) The letter "C" stands for Corruption. And you will never, ever forget that.
165) Hospitals taking in sick people is enough to terrify the leader of your planet.

 

166)-Best scenes of the Clone Wars episodes are always shown in the previews- with an exception being Corruption that showed one of the worst scenes- but as we know corruption was not a real TCW-episode but some sort of dirt between Sphere of Influence and Assassin... wait there was another episode named Academy... well i try to forget those pointless eps now

167)- Jar Jar cannot be killed- that was demonstrated by squad of droidekas in Bombad Jedi, group of pirates in Gungan General and several droids in Blue Shadow Virus duology- hitting him is simply impossible- even greatest marksman would probably miss.....

168)-Bad guys are always imprisoned at the end of the episode

169)-Weequays are most usual species in the galaxy, only rodians, twi'leks, nikto and ithorians are nearly as common....

170)-Grievous and Obi-Wan are arch enemies- but Anakin fears Grievous and he always try to get away when he is near using most idiotical excuses (Like "i will take Master Koth to his shuttle you'll face Grievous" or "I will go to protect the DNA-room- you'll face Grievous").....

171)-Trade Federation is neutral- any claim that they work with separatists it "Slenderous" or "Outrageous" the fact that it's Viceroy is separatists means nothing..... same with the banking clan...

172)-Hondo is only remarkable spacepirate in the galaxy......

173)-Rodians and Nautolans had eyelids during the Clone Wars

174)-Mandalorian children like tea.....

-Satine is pyromaniac
(well that was said before so
i cannot count it)

175)-Senate cannot decide about anything else but clone production changes- or hunting down Grievous battleships....

176)-Never drink anything if you are senator- you'll be poisoned anyway

177)-Grievous cannot decide about his flagships- sometimes he uses Munificent, sometimes Recusant... sometimes Dreadnaught(Providence?)

178)-Ahsoka uses boots all the time- even when she sleeps.... same with pants and tubetop....

 

That explains why their helmets are different in AOTC and ESB... same with tantive 4- it's not in ROTS that's Sundered Heart...

 

Yeah those two i forget to add to my list- LOL perhaps Ki-Adi started to believe luck when he was in trouble .... also 179) At-Te:s are At-At:s in space but "tanks" when on Geonosis.... and 180) Ahsoka is jedi master to Mandalorians while padawan to all others....

and even more important refurbished by Hondo Ohnaka himself (stated by Filoni)

 

179.) Sith Assassins have very high standards.(Sorry, Grievous... )

 

180) Alderaanians really do have the drabbest fashion style in the whole galaxy.

 

181) every bad guy ends up in jail

 

182) When in doubt, lightsaber the door.
183) When there's one object in the whole Galaxy that's keeping you alive, showing it to others tends to shorten your lifespan.
184) When going after a bounty, be quick about it, because there's nothing worse than someone else doing your job for you.

 

185) Cad Bane likes electricity....alot.

 

186) Women are complete untrustworthy *******.
187) Hutts have gender identity issues.

 

188) Jar Jar can stack plates and cups.

189) There is some WEIRD interspecies relationships going on in TCW.

190) When a Jedi is bugging you, KILL IT WITH FIRE!

 

191) There's always a bigger Hutt.

 

I've gone ahead and edited the title to include season 3.

^Also, nice one Fistofan...

 

192) All past attempts to make a "yo momma is so fat" joke are insignificant and futile.

 

Thank you for that.

193) Obi-Wan does not like to hang out with Vos.

 

194) Obi-Wan and Quinlan both have springs in their boots.

 

195. To quote Ziro, "Some people are just happier when they're miserable"
196. Hell hath no fury like a Pala'wick scorned.
197. Even Cad Bane can get tired of getting paid for a job.
198. ...But not THAT tired.
199. The Separatists are paying a million credits a head for Jedi!
200. No. Nobody's going to let Bane live down holding the Senate hostage.

 

201. Todo 360 has courage- never expected him out of all characters to attack a Jedi with his own lightsaber.

 

202. Vos Owes Bane One

 

203 - Hell hath no fury like a pa'lowick scorned.

 

I think I've already tackled that, albeit with wrong spelling...
196. Hell hath no fury like a Pala'wick scorned.