Clone Wars 1001 things we've learned in 5 and a Bonus season of The Clone Wars

Discussion in 'Star Wars TV' started by mighty_mouse_droid, May 12, 2010.

  1. wookieesniper Jedi Knight

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    204). 4 x 4 = 16, not 32
  2. Gry Sarth Ex 2x Banhammer Wielding Besalisk Mod

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    Oops, sorry. Didn't see that.

    Well, at least I spelled mine correctly. :p
  3. fistofan1 Force Ghost

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    205) Watch your credits and your health.
  4. koonfan Jedi Grand Master

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    Yes, Gry. Yes you did. I'll just wait for my typo to end up becoming an official species. [face_laugh]
    206. The management is not responsible for any loss of credits during the aforementioned watching of health. [face_talk_hand]
  5. Lady_Skywalker87 Jedi Grand Master

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    207. Ashoka is better without her lightsaber than her master and is pretty much the super padawan.

    208. Amiadala relates everything to her term as Queen.

    209. A single device can do anything.

    210. Always check the Episode Guide!

    211. Everyone turns a blind eye on "secret relationships."

    212. 3PO is not the only one that gets distracted.

    213. Royals may lack vocabulary.

    214. Friendships can be formed out of thin air.

    215. OW has no respect for living beings.

    216. The show may cause a headache.
  6. Swashbucklingjedi Game Winner

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    wow you sound pretty bitter- but i disagree with this statement- Anakin could've defeated those mandopolices easily as well (the scene you're probably referring to)- ahsoka is bit superpadawan yes:p but Anakin defeated assassin droid armed with blasterrifle with his bare hands and- unlike ahsoka- managed to evade Aurra Sing's shots- i don't think this show gives impression that ahsoka is better than Anakin without the saber[face_thinking] - she just had less dangerous enemies....
    Would you explain these statements please- i don't get them.

    Still for the last one - to whatever you're referring to- this series did already show that neither Satine nor Padmé has respect for living beings- if they are selling poisoned tea:p
    that's a thing learned from TCW number 216
  7. TheLucasAdvocate1992 Jedi Master

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    217) Jedi are surprisingly absorbent to electric shocks

    218) When it doubt, bring out da flamethrowers! :cool:

  8. DarthIktomi Jedi Master

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    219) Despite rumors, Ziro is dating a female. Like they really would.
    220) Quinlan Vos is horrible with lightsaber combat.
    221) And he has an annoying voice.
    222) Ben 10 is actually pretty good.
    223) So is Symbionic Titan. By the way, wouldn't it be awesome if LFL still hired Genndy Tartakovsky?
    224) Ziro's death was the most anticlimactic thing ever. Consider the bridge dropped.
  9. mighty_mouse_droid Jedi Master

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    225) Grievous doesn't give very good pre-mission speeches. (unbelievable, right?)

    226) Politicians, no matter where they stand, are incapable of reaching a common decision.

    227) Ahsoka's not so bad...not so bad at all. (I'm quoting here, don't read too much into it)
  10. fistofan1 Force Ghost

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    227) Apparently, everyone in the galaxy wants peace. They just don't know it yet. [face_mischief]
  11. Ki-Adi-Mundi_33 Jedi Grand Master

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    228)Mandalore is either incredibly exciting or incredibly boring.
    229)Darth Maul has a brother!
    230)The show is pretty awesome!
  12. TheLucasAdvocate1992 Jedi Master

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    231) being a worker at a energy utility is the SW equalitlent to being a Red Shirt.
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  13. koonfan Jedi Grand Master

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    232) When going to a Separatist affiliated planet, one should expect to meet Separatists.
    233) Things aren't as black and white as we thought! :eek:
    234) Apparently, boys are the same everywhere whether they're with the Republic or the Separatists
  14. fistofan1 Force Ghost

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    235) Unlike the Republic, the CIS Parliament is not controled by corporations. From a certain point of view.
    236) Be nice to your friendly street sweeper droid, or else. [face_skull]
    237) If you walk around with two lightsabers conspicuously hanging on your belt and show off your padawan braids, chances are someone will identify you as a Jedi.
  15. JediBendu Force Ghost

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    238) Suicide Infiltrator Droids like to hold each other before they explode.
    239) You can tell someone isn't evil because they aren't ugly.
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  16. rumblewagon Jedi Grand Master

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    240) Anakin can disobey his mandates and Jedi Code any time he wants, but nobody else better.
    241) Ahsoka and Padme are a power-girl duo.
  17. DarthIktomi Jedi Master

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    242) After the last episode, Foe Yay is awesome even when it doesn't involve Obi or Ventress.
  18. Gry Sarth Ex 2x Banhammer Wielding Besalisk Mod

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    243) There are olive branches in Star Wars (a fact that should have been obvious by all those Martinis being passed around).
  19. Swashbucklingjedi Game Winner

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    244) Blueskinned "mandalorians" are part of the Confederacy
    245) Any charactermodel recolored makes a "great" separatist[face_tired]
    246) There ARE heroes on both sides
    247) Ahsoka is not bad at all
    248) Poor seppies think that they are NOT ruled by the corporations:rolleyes:
    249) Before Grievous terrorist-attack -Coruscant was not attacked in thousand years
    250) Grievous won't take orders from Nix Card- only Count Dooku
    251) No one cares what Gume Saam thinks:p
  20. koonfan Jedi Grand Master

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    252) Apparently, Coruscant's insurance policy DOES cover the event of a giant monster attack!
    253) When in doubt over finding an evil Sith Lord, trust the nearest giant rampaging monster
    254) A quick way to fill out a list is to point out obvious things in a lighthearted manner
    255) An even quicker way is to cash in on something that's worth at least three jokes
    256) Yo, dawg, I heard you liked obvious statements, so I gave you an obvious statement to list in your list!
    257) He may be vicious, unrepentant, devious, and a Sith Lord, but there's no way any truly good Separatist can deny the charms of a genteel old political idealist. XD
    258) After much debate, the show has concluded it: Spinning is NOT flying.
    259) ...But it's a good trick!
    260) Coruscant technicians are taught how to target an assailant's chest for self defense. Pity it doesn't work so much on armour plating.
  21. Swashbucklingjedi Game Winner

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    261) Siniteens are much more common in the galaxy than previously thought
    262) Writers of the episode guides are even more confused than fans because of the continuitychanges[face_tired] (Episode guide originally messed up with Raxus and Raxus Prime it was later corrected though)
  22. Swashbucklingjedi Game Winner

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    I just watched Cloak of Darkness again and it really seems that jedi have invulnerable legs and feet- Luminara gets very heavy pipes right down her legs and she is able to walk after that.... later Ahsoka has bomb that blows up to her feet- and she flies away without any damage- so that's the thing number 263
  23. TheLucasAdvocate1992 Jedi Master

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    264: Any illogical plot holes can be solved by the following: the Force did it. :p
  24. Swashbucklingjedi Game Winner

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    Force is with Jar Jar all the time- that's 265:p
  25. Senator Kelberry Force Ghost

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    266) Police droids drink coffee
    267) The last thing Police droids expect a criminal to do is resist arrest.
    268) When in doubt, give an inspirational speech
    269) Never sign onto this series as a peaceful Separatist. You won't live long.