Full Series 1001 things we've learned in 5 and a Bonus season and another bonus season(s?) of The Clone Wars

316) Bariss Offee is the oldest Padawan in the Jedi Order.
317) The ability to improv dance and memorize Geonosian corridors does not make you capable of blowing up a factory without bombs.
318) Yoda's ability to sense deception is limited to inside the Jedi Temple.
319) A Mandalorian Welcome is either a cheering crowd or a group of armored warriors firing blasters.
320) When in doubt, restate the obvious.
321) The CIS Parliament has obviously never heard of the Separatist Council.
322) Sidious lied to Maul about his past and Maul still didn't care.
323) Even a Jedi as cool as Plo Koon is not immune to the idiot ball.

 

she's definitely not- this guy is: [image=http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20061202141205/starwars/images/3/3e/MiscJedi-CVD.jpg]

 

What a loser...

 

worst jedi ever- he needs appearance in TCW (he would be probably named Lou Sher or something).... how many masters he have had?- That woman looks too young to be his original master or then she just has same ability as Shaak Ti had- damn it Shaak is at least 40 or 45 in TFU and she looks still like 20-year old .......

 

I was referring to the fact that Bariss Offee was originally written as Anakin's contemporary (see The Approaching Storm) but now Anakin has his own Padawan while Bariss is still a Padawan herself.

 

well she is still older than Ahsoka- just not on Anakin's level in powers more near the Ahsoka's level, but i don't see any real big change. Of course the Chosen One Anakin develops faster than others, all his old padawan-friends are not knights yet, and in Barriss' case it's not very odd- she is pretty namby-pamby without her master's orders

Jedi like anyone else develop in different ways- contemporaries change, like Obi-Wan became master contemporarily with Yoda and Mace Windu, even though not so long time ago Obi was just padawan and then knight and those were already masters..... Barriss is obviously between Anakin and Ahsoka judging by their age and experience..... but thing is that Anakin is young knight as much as Barriss is old padawan, development in this is very personal, you cannot claim Barriss is too old to be a padawan Anakin is newly knighted and Barriss will be knighted too- before Rots i think... at least eu said so .... but if she is- for example- one year younger than Ani then she should be padawan year later- if they would be in the same level that is - it's about a year of Ani's knighting now in these current eps and we haven't seen Barriss yet- she may be a knight next time we see her -so she actually would be knighted at the same age as Anakin .....

 

324) Dooku can not tame women.
325) Men are hard to control.

 

326) There's nothing on Dathomir but fog and witches (apparently the colony of zabrak males doesn't count).

327) Kenobi is Ventress' favourite.

 

328) Yularen is indestructible.
329) The Resolute isn't.

 

that raises the question- who picked him up after the Death Star was destroyed?
Well when you think about it horrible irony in the saga- son of Padmé and Anakin kills Yularen.... who would have believed that prophecy at the time of the Clone Wars
and is there no more rancors on Dathomir!? damn it they even have models for them

 

330) Some poison darts are designed to blind, not kill (even on assassination missions)
331) Crashing a ship extremely high speeds is easily survivable (unless you are a clone)

 

Yeah man. All of us who read that novel are going to be mighty pissed if they get through the whole three-parter without a single rancor, when they're supposed to be all over the planet and used for transportation.

 

Not the whole planet. Before that exiled came and taught them how to use the force, the people of planet mostly survived by staying far away from where the rancors lived.

 

Rancors seem a mighty illogical mode of transport for women who can levitate, anyway.

 

332) it is possible to shoot three streams of Force lightning from two hands
333) Force choke up to four people and kill them instantly
334) but apparently two Sith Lords are unable to sense the death of another dark side disciple.
335) Dooku is unable to use the Force while sleeping to sense three assassins in his house.

 

Sometimes it is all about the style.

 

336. Dooku will drink whatever you put in front of him.

 

337. It doesn't matter if you try not to make yourself visible in front of Ventress.
338. Annoying Ventress is a very bad idea.
339. Mother Talzin sees opportunity where other people see failure.
340. Her voice also echoes on Serenno.

If I repeated anything, I apologize.

 

341. Dooku and Mother Talzin have a history together.
342. Dooku will drink anything that Mother Talzin gives him.
343. Dooku's house has no such thing as a security system.
344. Dooku actually felt guilty for betraying Asajj!

 

345. Ventress most likely cut herself and listened to Linkin Park as a teenager

 

cutted herself with a lightsaber

346. Talzin can conjure stuff from nothing when needed....

 

346. This thread needs moar desu.
347. So I'll give us some.
348. Dooku baka desu.

 

349. Savage Oppress has really prominent jowls.

 

350. The show has already fulfilled its moe(adorable) quota with baby Ventress.
351. Ki-Adi-Mundi took care of the moeagare (burn up) quota in Landing at Point Rain.