FF:SA 101 uses for Ewoks

Ok here we go, alive?, dead? i don't care, we want uses people.

Might i add that E-I forced me into this by questioning my manliness.

1. Fried with a side of Gungan (vice-versa is nice too)

 

Ewok on a stick.

 

3. matching hat, coat and handbag

 

ugg boots

 

Throw rugs in front of open fires...

 

A Nice Throw Rug

A Predatorial Trophy of sorts

 

steering wheel cover

 

Fur Underwear....

 

My next beard!! *LOL*

 

shove a broom handle up their ahhhhh and use them as a mop

 

A character on Sesame Street
A Annoying form of Guard Dog
TK's worst Nightmare

 

1) Mop

 

Skinned they make perfect jumpsuits for Toddlers very warm in winter.

 

Oi


oh well when in Rome


Ugg boots are always good

 

Great on a bbq with mushrooms, gravy and pepper.

Or line ten of them up into a triangle shape, wrap a toydarian into a ball and toss him at them.

Or get them in a circle around you, grab a gungan and spin around.

Or put them at the bottom of a valley and roll their own logs at them.

I could go on...

 

one word Catapult (ewokapult?)

"Hey Sarge know what?"
"Whats that Private"
"Ewoks dont bounce"

 

Car seat covers- cool in summer & cozy in cold weather

 

Ewok skin underlay on the bed....

very warm on cold nights

 

Shaved pleasure ewoks?

 

gotta look into THAT one.....

Ewok bean bags.

 

Dorme - ewwww! *LOL*

Car wash brushes

 

Ewok carpeting...

 

nappies

 

Those furry Russian hats...

 

Those hats the guards at Buckingham palace wear