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FF:SA 101 uses for Ewoks

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Tzhan, Jun 27, 2005.

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  1. Sith_Priest Jedi Knight

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    Jun 24, 2005
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    we only have 47 unique ideas we need another 54 uses

  2. DarkDisciple Jedi Grand Master

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    Jan 20, 2005
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    I am starting too run out of new and unusual ways to torture Ewoks [face_laugh] Wahts wrong with me!! :p
  3. Dorme_ Jedi Master

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    Jun 4, 2005
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  4. DarkDisciple Jedi Grand Master

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  5. Dorme_ Jedi Master

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    You could do a whole line of clothing made from ewok pelts.
  6. MsWinter Jedi Master

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    Mar 10, 2005
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    Hair plugs for Ashley and Martin customers
  7. Sith_Priest Jedi Knight

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  8. MsWinter Jedi Master

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    yep, them too...heh. Showing my age?

    how about shaving them and using the skin to make haggis?
    [face_sick]
  9. Sith_Priest Jedi Knight

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    Light Saber force throw taeget practice
    Thermal Detonator test subjects
    Cross breeding program with Gamorrians
    Animated cartoon charators for children (been done?)
    Guard Dog Training tools
    Hotwater bottles
    jedi_vixen sugested "feminine hygine product"
    pizza delivery warmer
    sucked into the vacumme of space and used as target drones for Tie Fighters
    jedi_vixen also sugests "willy warmer"
    Water carring device
    Hair dressers model
    a muff
    an Ewok stol
    Matching luggage
    sleeping bag
    foot warmers
  10. Fur_Seal Jedi Knight

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    Jun 30, 2005
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    1. Get two 'woks
    2. Stick 20mm diameter metal bars through their knees sideways
    3. Race 'em.
  11. Fur_Seal Jedi Knight

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    Jun 30, 2005
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    1. Get said 'wok
    2. dip him in liquid nitrogen
    3. Guillitine the top of his head off (just the top third - lets not be silly)
    4. Rest your beer on his now flat head - it will stay cold - guaranteed.


    I'm thinking of getting a patent on this one.
  12. StarCrusier Jedi Knight

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    May 16, 2005
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    How about an Ewok Vase


    or a wall hanging
    TV stand you could put it in there belly :)


    :_| The poor ewoks
  13. Obi-Wan_Toddi Former SAFF CR

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    Feb 7, 2005
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    Ummm ... women's sanitary things ... err ... yeah ... [face_worried]
  14. MsWinter Jedi Master

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    Mar 10, 2005
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    scratchy!! yuk!!

    nah, I don't think so. I like the merkin idea the best so far!! cos they come in all shapes and sizes..
    :D
  15. Obi-Wan_Toddi Former SAFF CR

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    *LOL* Merkin ... and to think, until Dorme told me what it was, I had no idea!! Just proves I'm sweet and innocent!! O:)
  16. MsWinter Jedi Master

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    very popular in Japan, apparently.
    oh, and if you do your search right, there is website that sells them...
    :D
  17. Obi-Wan_Toddi Former SAFF CR

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    Really? Hmm think I'll order one and hang it from the rear vision mirror of my car! *LOL*
  18. MsWinter Jedi Master

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    hmm..yes, a nice donut shaped one would look good...hee hee..





    Oh, or so I'm told they come in that shape. Not that I'd ever look at stuff like that!! O:)
  19. bobasparxx Jedi Knight

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    Nov 9, 2003
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    I'd cook some Ewoks in Ramen noodles.
  20. StarCrusier Jedi Knight

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    May 16, 2005
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    Bed socks

    Cookie jars

    Torture device

    Cut there hair real short and use them as a jumbo scrubing brush


    :(
  21. Sith_Priest Jedi Knight

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    Jun 24, 2005
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    hmmmm an ewok giving discriptions of ewok torture I sence a disturbance in the force and it feels gooooood.

    Crash Test Dummys

  22. StarCrusier Jedi Knight

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    May 16, 2005
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    Lab Rats.... Lab woks

    They'd make a neat hat
  23. Sith_Priest Jedi Knight

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  24. StarCrusier Jedi Knight

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  25. Sith_Priest Jedi Knight

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    Replacment Telly Tubbies
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