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FF:SA 101 uses for Ewoks

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Tzhan, Jun 27, 2005.

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  1. Sith_Priest

    Sith_Priest Jedi Youngling star 1

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    we only have 47 unique ideas we need another 54 uses

     
  2. DarkDisciple

    DarkDisciple Jedi Knight star 5

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    I am starting too run out of new and unusual ways to torture Ewoks [face_laugh] Wahts wrong with me!! :p
     
  3. Dorme_

    Dorme_ Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Ewok undies?
     
  4. DarkDisciple

    DarkDisciple Jedi Knight star 5

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  5. Dorme_

    Dorme_ Jedi Padawan star 4

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    You could do a whole line of clothing made from ewok pelts.
     
  6. MsWinter

    MsWinter Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Hair plugs for Ashley and Martin customers
     
  7. Sith_Priest

    Sith_Priest Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Advanced hair? yub yub
     
  8. MsWinter

    MsWinter Jedi Padawan star 4

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    yep, them too...heh. Showing my age?

    how about shaving them and using the skin to make haggis?
    [face_sick]
     
  9. Sith_Priest

    Sith_Priest Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Light Saber force throw taeget practice
    Thermal Detonator test subjects
    Cross breeding program with Gamorrians
    Animated cartoon charators for children (been done?)
    Guard Dog Training tools
    Hotwater bottles
    jedi_vixen sugested "feminine hygine product"
    pizza delivery warmer
    sucked into the vacumme of space and used as target drones for Tie Fighters
    jedi_vixen also sugests "willy warmer"
    Water carring device
    Hair dressers model
    a muff
    an Ewok stol
    Matching luggage
    sleeping bag
    foot warmers
     
  10. Fur_Seal

    Fur_Seal Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Jun 30, 2005
    1. Get two 'woks
    2. Stick 20mm diameter metal bars through their knees sideways
    3. Race 'em.
     
  11. Fur_Seal

    Fur_Seal Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Jun 30, 2005
    1. Get said 'wok
    2. dip him in liquid nitrogen
    3. Guillitine the top of his head off (just the top third - lets not be silly)
    4. Rest your beer on his now flat head - it will stay cold - guaranteed.


    I'm thinking of getting a patent on this one.
     
  12. StarCrusier

    StarCrusier Jedi Youngling star 3

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    May 16, 2005
    How about an Ewok Vase


    or a wall hanging
    TV stand you could put it in there belly :)


    :_| The poor ewoks
     
  13. Obi-Wan_Toddi

    Obi-Wan_Toddi Former SAFF CR star 6

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    Ummm ... women's sanitary things ... err ... yeah ... [face_worried]
     
  14. MsWinter

    MsWinter Jedi Padawan star 4

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    scratchy!! yuk!!

    nah, I don't think so. I like the merkin idea the best so far!! cos they come in all shapes and sizes..
    :D
     
  15. Obi-Wan_Toddi

    Obi-Wan_Toddi Former SAFF CR star 6

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    *LOL* Merkin ... and to think, until Dorme told me what it was, I had no idea!! Just proves I'm sweet and innocent!! O:)
     
  16. MsWinter

    MsWinter Jedi Padawan star 4

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    very popular in Japan, apparently.
    oh, and if you do your search right, there is website that sells them...
    :D
     
  17. Obi-Wan_Toddi

    Obi-Wan_Toddi Former SAFF CR star 6

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    Really? Hmm think I'll order one and hang it from the rear vision mirror of my car! *LOL*
     
  18. MsWinter

    MsWinter Jedi Padawan star 4

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    hmm..yes, a nice donut shaped one would look good...hee hee..





    Oh, or so I'm told they come in that shape. Not that I'd ever look at stuff like that!! O:)
     
  19. bobasparxx

    bobasparxx Jedi Youngling star 3

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    I'd cook some Ewoks in Ramen noodles.
     
  20. StarCrusier

    StarCrusier Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Bed socks

    Cookie jars

    Torture device

    Cut there hair real short and use them as a jumbo scrubing brush


    :(
     
  21. Sith_Priest

    Sith_Priest Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Jun 24, 2005
    hmmmm an ewok giving discriptions of ewok torture I sence a disturbance in the force and it feels gooooood.

    Crash Test Dummys

     
  22. StarCrusier

    StarCrusier Jedi Youngling star 3

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    May 16, 2005
    Lab Rats.... Lab woks

    They'd make a neat hat
     
  23. Sith_Priest

    Sith_Priest Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Living CD Cleaners
     
  24. StarCrusier

    StarCrusier Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Gamma Phones
     
  25. Sith_Priest

    Sith_Priest Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Jun 24, 2005
    Replacment Telly Tubbies
     
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