Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Tzhan, Jun 27, 2005.
we only have 47 unique ideas we need another 54 uses
I am starting too run out of new and unusual ways to torture Ewoks Wahts wrong with me!!
You could do a whole line of clothing made from ewok pelts.
Hair plugs for Ashley and Martin customers
Advanced hair? yub yub
yep, them too...heh. Showing my age?
how about shaving them and using the skin to make haggis?
Light Saber force throw taeget practice
Thermal Detonator test subjects
Cross breeding program with Gamorrians
Animated cartoon charators for children (been done?)
Guard Dog Training tools
jedi_vixen sugested "feminine hygine product"
pizza delivery warmer
sucked into the vacumme of space and used as target drones for Tie Fighters
jedi_vixen also sugests "willy warmer"
Water carring device
Hair dressers model
an Ewok stol
1. Get two 'woks
2. Stick 20mm diameter metal bars through their knees sideways
3. Race 'em.
1. Get said 'wok
2. dip him in liquid nitrogen
3. Guillitine the top of his head off (just the top third - lets not be silly)
4. Rest your beer on his now flat head - it will stay cold - guaranteed.
I'm thinking of getting a patent on this one.
How about an Ewok Vase
or a wall hanging
TV stand you could put it in there belly
The poor ewoks
Ummm ... women's sanitary things ... err ... yeah ...
nah, I don't think so. I like the merkin idea the best so far!! cos they come in all shapes and sizes..
*LOL* Merkin ... and to think, until Dorme told me what it was, I had no idea!! Just proves I'm sweet and innocent!!
very popular in Japan, apparently.
oh, and if you do your search right, there is website that sells them...
Really? Hmm think I'll order one and hang it from the rear vision mirror of my car! *LOL*
hmm..yes, a nice donut shaped one would look good...hee hee..
Oh, or so I'm told they come in that shape. Not that I'd ever look at stuff like that!!
I'd cook some Ewoks in Ramen noodles.
Cut there hair real short and use them as a jumbo scrubing brush
hmmmm an ewok giving discriptions of ewok torture I sence a disturbance in the force and it feels gooooood.
Crash Test Dummys
Lab Rats.... Lab woks
They'd make a neat hat
Living CD Cleaners
Replacment Telly Tubbies