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FF:SA 101 uses for Ewoks

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Tzhan, Jun 27, 2005.

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  1. REACTOR_DRONE Jedi Knight

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    Mar 11, 2005
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    When on Hoth you can stuff an ewok into the exhausts of your X-wing to stop snow getting into the engines.
  2. Sith_Priest Jedi Knight

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    Jun 24, 2005
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    Fluffy Camoflage for Tie Fighters
  3. DarkDisciple Jedi Grand Master

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    Jan 20, 2005
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    You could use them instead of wookies because of budget restraints in Return of the Jedi. :oops: oh my bad :cool:
  4. REACTOR_DRONE Jedi Knight

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    Mar 11, 2005
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    Build a giant hamster wheel and use them to generate electricity.
  5. Sith_Priest Jedi Knight

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    Jun 24, 2005
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    use them as stepping stones in a pond
  6. DarkDisciple Jedi Grand Master

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    star 5
  7. Sith_Priest Jedi Knight

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    Jun 24, 2005
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  8. Fur_Seal Jedi Knight

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    Jun 30, 2005
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    take a maori looking ewok (yes they are out there) clone them, then give every cloned wok the equivalent of SAS training so that your ewok clone army can be used to form a new republic.

  9. Fur_Seal Jedi Knight

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    Jun 30, 2005
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    Then,

    Take the army, make them commit hari kari. Then go to the mass grave, dig them up and put everyone of them through a voodoo ceremony so that you then have an army of Zombie Woks.

    Zombie's man.

    The army could then be used as you desire.
  10. Sith_Priest Jedi Knight

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    Jun 24, 2005
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    I thought I was twisted
    yesh
  11. REACTOR_DRONE Jedi Knight

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    Mar 11, 2005
    star 3
    What we have so far


    Cleaning products
    Gorax toilet wipes??
    shove a broom handle up their ahhhhh and use them as a mop
    enjo gloves
    Attach a stick and you have a cheap alternative to the swiffer mop
    Cut there hair real short and use them as a jumbo scrubing brush
    Living CD Cleaners

    Clothing
    matching hat, coat and handbag
    Fur Underwear....
    ugg boots
    nappies
    Mittens and muffs...
    Those furry Russian hats...
    Those hats the guards at Buckingham palace wear
    Yoda's thermal underwear.
    Italian handbags
    Earmuffs.
    Oven mitts
    Ewok undies
    Skinned they make perfect jumpsuits for Toddlers very warm in winter.
    beanies
    fluffy slippers
    Pull-ups
    You could do a whole line of clothing made from ewok pelts.
    Rancors hankie
    a muff
    an Ewok stol

    Boon style hat
    foot warmers
    Bed socks
    Cooking
    Fried with a side of Gungan (vice-versa is nice too)
    Great on a bbq with mushrooms, gravy and pepper.
    Maybe ewok on a spit since they're about the same size as a sheep
    I'd cook some Ewoks in Ramen noodles
    Ewok on a stick.
    how about shaving them and using the skin to make haggis?

    For the car
    Car seat covers- cool in summer & cozy in cold weather
    steering wheel cover
    Car wash brushes
    Fuzzy dice.
    Games
    Or line ten of them up into a triangle shape, wrap a toydarian into a ball and toss him at them.

    Or get them in a circle around you, grab a gungan and spin around.

    Or put them at the bottom of a valley and roll their own logs at them.
    one word Catapult (ewokapult?)
    Two Up with the help of the Ewokapult
    living pinata
    Rotty chew toy
    They could replace that little electric Rabbit they have at the greyhound races say give em a 15 second head start before releasing the greyhounds
    traps for trap shooting!! ..... 'pull' .... BANG
    Put them in a cage and make them fight!

    1.Get two 'woks
    2. Stick 20mm diameter metal bars through their knees sideways
    3. Race 'em
    Hair replacement
    A wig!
    Ray Martins hair peice
    My next beard!!
    A merkin
    Dr Phils wig
    Imatation Leia hair buns
    wookie toupee
    Hair plugs for Ashley and Martin customers
    Home furnishings
    Ewok skin underlay on the bed....
    Ewok carpeting...
    Throw rugs in front of open fires...
    Ewok bean bags.
    Toilet seat cover
    How about an Ewok Vase
    or a wall hanging
    Other
    Predatorial Trophy of sorts
    Good to put on cat scratching poles.
    Stuffed they make good hunting trophies or can be used by kids as a big teddy bear.
    fertilizer
    Snake food
    3D living portrate
    fire starters
    mobie phone cover
    living jack o lantern
    Ion Engine covers
    Put them in the microwave and market them as slightly dehydrated koalas.
    Tea cosys
    Airbags for a tie fighter
    Light Saber force throw taeget practice
    Thermal Detonator test subjects
    Animated cartoon charators for children (been done?)
    Guard Dog Training tools
    Hotwater bottles
    "feminine hygine product"
    pizza delivery warmer
    sucked into the vacumme of space and used as target drones for Tie Fighters
    "willy warmer"
    Water carrying device
    Hair dressers model
    Matching luggage
    sleeping bag

    1. Get said 'wok
    2. dip him in liquid nitrogen
    3. Guillitine the top of his head off (just the top third - lets not be silly)
    4. Rest your beer on his now flat head - it will stay cold - guaranteed.

    TV stand you could put it in there belly
    Cookie jars

    Torture device
    Gamma Phones
    Replacment Telly Tubbies
    When on Hoth you can stuff an ewok into the exhausts of your X-wing to stop snow getting into the engines.
    Fluffy Camoflage for Tie Fighters
    You could use them instead of wookies because of budget restraints in Return of the Jedi.
    Build a giant hamster wheel and use them to generate electricity.

    Jabba's litter tray (well he can't move!)
    A character on Sesame Street
    An annoying form of Guard Dog
    use them as stepping stones in a pond
    take a maori looking ewok (yes they are out there) clone them, then give every cloned wok the equivalent of SAS trai
  12. Tzhan Jedi Knight

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    Apr 25, 2005
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    Thanks for the great wrap there Reactor
  13. _Master-Skywalker_ Jedi Grand Master

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    Apr 30, 2005
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    I absolutely have to take my hat off to R-D. Man !! That is one excellent list dude.=D= =D= Cheers:D
  14. MsWinter Jedi Master

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    Mar 10, 2005
    star 4
    there's one important use that I forgot to mention.......



    gut them, stuff them with lollies and use them for pinatas at kid's birthday parties.

    peace out.

    [face_peace]
  15. StarCrusier Jedi Knight

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    May 16, 2005
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    Are we upto 101 yet?

    i was thinking they would make a funky desk set, or a cool sofa
  16. Fur_Seal Jedi Knight

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    Jun 30, 2005
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    Grab an ewok,

    Defur him with a rusty and blunt knife, then knock him out.

    Season him to taste and then put him in the oven at 190 degrees for half an hour per 500g.


    Sweet!
  17. StarCrusier Jedi Knight

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    May 16, 2005
    star 3
    hmmm...

    Ewok....

    Teddy Bears :)
  18. Dark-Lord_Alf Beloved Member of the SA Fan Force 1979-2013

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    Mar 19, 2005
    star 4
    Wait I got it !

    Ewoks - The Animated TV series !

    Ah Crap they've already done that !

    What about about Movies ?

    Done that too :oops:

    Toy Line ?

    Figure Series ?

    Pool Table Cloth ?

    Gotcha !

    Ewok the Musical !
  19. StarCrusier Jedi Knight

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    May 16, 2005
    star 3
    The trees are alive with the sound of Ewoks.....

    Hmmm i can see that working.

    [face_dancing]
  20. DarkDisciple Jedi Grand Master

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    Jan 20, 2005
    star 5
    Well we are well past 101 uses ;) I think we are up around the 121 mark :p

    Thats how bored I am at work i went through and counted them all :p
  21. StarCrusier Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    May 16, 2005
    star 3
    Yay Lets stop the Carnage now, leave the poor Ewoks in peace....

    [face_batting]
  22. MsWinter Jedi Master

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    Mar 10, 2005
    star 4
    time for a new one?

    how about 101 uses for a lightsabre using non-traditional methods?

    or 101 uses for a Jedi

    or....

    101 uses for a gungan
  23. Brun-Farron Jedi Knight

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    Sep 19, 2004
    star 2
    make him stand on his head in the car....suitable Sabre caddy

    you know how it gets in the way of driving....


    maybe he can hold and/or answer your mobile phone for you too?

  24. Quinten_JarVos Jedi Master

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    Aug 18, 2004
    star 4
    There can never be enough Ewok Carniage
  25. StarCrusier Jedi Knight

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    May 16, 2005
    star 3
    You just Wait Boyo, Wok and I are going to get you tonight.... :)
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