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FF:SA 101 uses for GUNGANS

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Dark-Lord_Alf, Jul 9, 2005.

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  1. Dark-Lord_Alf

    Dark-Lord_Alf Beloved Member of the SA Fan Force 1979-2013 star 4

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    I am siding with Starcruiser for this thread.

    The cute furry lil' Ewoks have had enough punishment dealt to them.

    It's time to flay the Gungans........ [face_devil]

    USES:

    **Gungan Skull collection for an Unblooded Predator**
    **Bait for the next Jaws Movie or just shark feeding**
    **Send them to the Bosses (Better Den here Den in the Core)**
    **Shock Polo Game like on Jedi Power Battles**
    **Rancor Chew Toy**
    **Loofa for Jabba The Hutt (ick factor of 1 million)**
    **Treats for the Sarlacc Pit Monster**
     
  2. MsWinter

    MsWinter Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mar 10, 2005
    sushi


    gungan and corn soup



    any type of chinese dish



    gungan ala'orange


    (can you tell I'm hungry?)




     
  3. Dark-Lord_Alf

    Dark-Lord_Alf Beloved Member of the SA Fan Force 1979-2013 star 4

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    It sounds like u are a bit peckish Winter.

    **Gungan Firesquad practice**
    **New Chemical Weapons Testers on**
    I am sure a Gungan Tongue would make somewhat of an interesting sex toy
     
  4. Fur_Seal

    Fur_Seal Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Jun 30, 2005
    Get you Gungan, dismember it with your lightsaber and walk away, leaving it to rot on the ground.

    After all, Ewoks are tastier.
     
  5. DarkDisciple

    DarkDisciple Jedi Knight star 5

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    Jan 20, 2005
    :eek: whats wrong with the lovable Gungan :p
     
  6. Quinten_JarVos

    Quinten_JarVos Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Aug 18, 2004
    Tastes too much like chicken
    But thinner, Less Plump... Waste of meat
     
  7. jabbathenutt

    jabbathenutt Jedi Padawan star 4

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    they have uses?????????????????????????
    lets see.... target practice for me.....nah too easy!!
    maybe if i stole a jedi's lightsaber and used it....nah,still too easy!!! wats the point????? they are useless!!
    wait.........crash test dummies for the empire!!
     
  8. evil-incarnate

    evil-incarnate Jedi Youngling star 7

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    Jun 30, 2004
    Target practice for Death Stars or Star Destroyers
     
  9. StarCrusier

    StarCrusier Jedi Youngling star 3

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    hmmm lets see


    Gungan Chop suet

    Deep fried gungan

    Gungan rolls

    Gungan battered sabb


    You could strech there ears and turn them into a trampoline

    Roll them up as a giant bouncy ball

    there tounge could be use as a...... peice of plumbing equipment O:)

    Hunting Trophies

    Sparing dummies

    Anti freeze them and they could be desk chairs...

    Floatation devices


    hmmm what else can I think of....
     
  10. DarkDisciple

    DarkDisciple Jedi Knight star 5

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    They could replace all the Ewoks in Return Of The Jedi when George decides to release the Special Special Edition of "Return Of The Jedi"

    I mean anything has to be better than Ewoks :p
     
  11. Onyx_Squadron_Leader

    Onyx_Squadron_Leader Jedi Youngling

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    Apr 28, 2005
    Seeing as though gungans were only capable of being target practice for the droid army, coming up with 101 uses is going to be pretty tough.

    How bout gungan oil, better than fish oil for easing stiff joints.
     
  12. Fur_Seal

    Fur_Seal Jedi Youngling star 1

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    I've heard that Buster on MythBusters is due to retire.

    I'm sure gungan's can be used in his place. If anything it will make the show funnier.
     
  13. StarCrusier

    StarCrusier Jedi Youngling star 3

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    May 16, 2005
    hmmm,

    They make good Rain Coats and Gum Boots
     
  14. Quinten_JarVos

    Quinten_JarVos Jedi Padawan star 4

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    LOL I am SO with DD on that comment
     
  15. DarkDisciple

    DarkDisciple Jedi Knight star 5

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    Jan 20, 2005
    What gungans VS Woks?? :p

    Too right ;)
     
  16. Sith_Priest

    Sith_Priest Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Jun 24, 2005
    Gungans can be used as assistants in the torture of EWOKS
     
  17. Quinten_JarVos

    Quinten_JarVos Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Aug 18, 2004
    lol

    Gungan vs Ewok Debate


    'So what do you think of the Empire?'

    Gungan: Messa Moi Moi thinking it ummmmm bad
    Ewok: Yup Nub

     
  18. Sith_Priest

    Sith_Priest Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Jun 24, 2005
    Gungans can be Ewok herders got to make sure the ewoks get into the thrashing machines in good order
     
  19. Fur_Seal

    Fur_Seal Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Jun 30, 2005
    If you have enough gungans and ou crush them up quite tightly they make a cheap and well insulated buildng material.
     
  20. StarCrusier

    StarCrusier Jedi Youngling star 3

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    You could posistion ten of the meanies who keep picking on the ewoks, like bowling pins and roll a balled up gungan at them :)
     
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