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FF:SA 101 uses for GUNGANS

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Dark-Lord_Alf, Jul 9, 2005.

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  1. Dark-Lord_Alf Beloved Member of the SA Fan Force 1979-2013

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    Mar 19, 2005
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    I am siding with Starcruiser for this thread.

    The cute furry lil' Ewoks have had enough punishment dealt to them.

    It's time to flay the Gungans........ [face_devil]

    USES:

    **Gungan Skull collection for an Unblooded Predator**
    **Bait for the next Jaws Movie or just shark feeding**
    **Send them to the Bosses (Better Den here Den in the Core)**
    **Shock Polo Game like on Jedi Power Battles**
    **Rancor Chew Toy**
    **Loofa for Jabba The Hutt (ick factor of 1 million)**
    **Treats for the Sarlacc Pit Monster**
  2. MsWinter Jedi Master

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    Mar 10, 2005
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    sushi


    gungan and corn soup



    any type of chinese dish



    gungan ala'orange


    (can you tell I'm hungry?)




  3. Dark-Lord_Alf Beloved Member of the SA Fan Force 1979-2013

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    It sounds like u are a bit peckish Winter.

    **Gungan Firesquad practice**
    **New Chemical Weapons Testers on**
    I am sure a Gungan Tongue would make somewhat of an interesting sex toy
  4. Fur_Seal Jedi Knight

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    Jun 30, 2005
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    Get you Gungan, dismember it with your lightsaber and walk away, leaving it to rot on the ground.

    After all, Ewoks are tastier.
  5. DarkDisciple Jedi Grand Master

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    Jan 20, 2005
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    :eek: whats wrong with the lovable Gungan :p
  6. Quinten_JarVos Jedi Master

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    Aug 18, 2004
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    Tastes too much like chicken
    But thinner, Less Plump... Waste of meat
  7. jabbathenutt Jedi Master

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    May 28, 2005
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    they have uses?????????????????????????
    lets see.... target practice for me.....nah too easy!!
    maybe if i stole a jedi's lightsaber and used it....nah,still too easy!!! wats the point????? they are useless!!
    wait.........crash test dummies for the empire!!
  8. evil-incarnate Jedi Youngling

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    Jun 30, 2004
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    Target practice for Death Stars or Star Destroyers
  9. StarCrusier Jedi Knight

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    May 16, 2005
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    hmmm lets see


    Gungan Chop suet

    Deep fried gungan

    Gungan rolls

    Gungan battered sabb


    You could strech there ears and turn them into a trampoline

    Roll them up as a giant bouncy ball

    there tounge could be use as a...... peice of plumbing equipment O:)

    Hunting Trophies

    Sparing dummies

    Anti freeze them and they could be desk chairs...

    Floatation devices


    hmmm what else can I think of....
  10. DarkDisciple Jedi Grand Master

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    Jan 20, 2005
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    They could replace all the Ewoks in Return Of The Jedi when George decides to release the Special Special Edition of "Return Of The Jedi"

    I mean anything has to be better than Ewoks :p
  11. Onyx_Squadron_Leader Jedi Knight

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    Apr 28, 2005
    Seeing as though gungans were only capable of being target practice for the droid army, coming up with 101 uses is going to be pretty tough.

    How bout gungan oil, better than fish oil for easing stiff joints.
  12. Fur_Seal Jedi Knight

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    Jun 30, 2005
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    I've heard that Buster on MythBusters is due to retire.

    I'm sure gungan's can be used in his place. If anything it will make the show funnier.
  13. StarCrusier Jedi Knight

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    May 16, 2005
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    hmmm,

    They make good Rain Coats and Gum Boots
  14. Quinten_JarVos Jedi Master

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    Aug 18, 2004
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    LOL I am SO with DD on that comment
  15. DarkDisciple Jedi Grand Master

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    What gungans VS Woks?? :p

    Too right ;)
  16. Sith_Priest Jedi Knight

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    Jun 24, 2005
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    Gungans can be used as assistants in the torture of EWOKS
  17. Quinten_JarVos Jedi Master

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    Aug 18, 2004
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    lol

    Gungan vs Ewok Debate


    'So what do you think of the Empire?'

    Gungan: Messa Moi Moi thinking it ummmmm bad
    Ewok: Yup Nub

  18. Sith_Priest Jedi Knight

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    Jun 24, 2005
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    Gungans can be Ewok herders got to make sure the ewoks get into the thrashing machines in good order
  19. Fur_Seal Jedi Knight

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    If you have enough gungans and ou crush them up quite tightly they make a cheap and well insulated buildng material.
  20. StarCrusier Jedi Knight

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    May 16, 2005
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    You could posistion ten of the meanies who keep picking on the ewoks, like bowling pins and roll a balled up gungan at them :)
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