101 uses for lightsabers in the REAL WORLD

To take spomeone's lunch money.

 

#57 nightlight

 

#58 Can-Opener

 

#59 Circular Saw

 

#60
Light a cigarette. Imagine someone asking you, "Hey, you got a light?"

 

61
signaling for help while on a deserted island.

 

#62
Guiding airplanes on the runway.

#63
Boiling water on camping trips.

 

#64 Making killer ice sculptures

 

#64. child disipline
" Now, Tommy, you eat your peas or I'm gonna have to get daddy in here with his lightsaber."

 

#65 Cigarette lighter

 

#66: Slashing Tires (whoops.....did I say that?)

 

#67
Going along with #66, an easy yet effective alternative to keying someone's car.

#68
Getting out of a speeding ticket.

 

#69: lock picker, just insert into the knob to open!

 

#70: Roasting AND slicing off your kebab

...nifty

 

#71
With several, you could make a wicked windchime...I can see it now...another beutiful sunset on Naboo...the birds have stopped singing...the windchimes gentle BZZT BZZT in the wind...
See what I mean

 

take a look at this site for a funny selection of uses
www.lightsaberinformationcenter.com

 

#72 - Techno club effects. (Neons)

Roddy

 

#73
Hung upside-down outdoors for a bug-zapper.

 

Ahh rats, the site uses a vid player my PC doesn't like.

Humm a use for a Lightsaber?
Well not as a heat source that's for sure.
How about this: A brugler comes inside, you'er standing there, with saber in hand, saying in huttese "Do ya' feel lucky,punk?" then ingite saber. Watch the burgler turn pale and run. Be prepared to repair the wall for he may make a new door.

 

#74 Hailing a cab.

#75 Distracting someone from the oposing team who's shooting foul shots in basketball.

#76 Just hook it to your dog, and let him cut the lawn.

#77 Pick that annoying piece of food out from between your teeth (carefully).

#78 Soccer (football) goalkeeper.

#79 Two words: buzz cut.

#80 Cutting up veggies for salad.

#81 If you were alone on a desert island you could use it to open coconuts.

#82 Pencil sharpener.

#83 Shorten your car to fit into that tight parking space.

That's all I can think of right now.

 

Forcing chicks to go out with you at saber-point

 

Musical instrument

 

#87 - chase my brother from my room

#88 - Kill the rats that invade this house

 

89 mousetrap

90 Food procesor

91 Blinker for your car

92 Mount it to the back of your car to stop tailgaiters

 

Anti-theft device