14 Ways to Improve the OT (humor)

1. I don?t mind the concept of Teddy bears "Bringing down the man" But could you give them something better then rocks to do it? Chucking rocks doesn?t work for Palestinians and it shouldn?t work for teddy bears either!
2. They should try to make the movies so you don?t have any clue when they were made except for special effects. Not this ship sister I?m looking your direction. But i actually like that line off hand.
3. OMG C-3PO SHUT THE **** UP. SERIOUSLY. LORD.
4. Empire I know your too cool for school. But let?s redo that space slug shall we?
5. In Jedi when Han taps the shoulder of that storm trooper guy and then runs the guy into a trap I?ve always wanted one of the rebel trooper to shout ?FOOL YOU!?
6. Have the death stick guy in the cantina and offer Obi-wan some again and have Obi-wan reply ?Didn?t we already go over this??
7. Right before being thrown, have palp mutter ?Not good!?
8. To show that the sarlac is a decent person lets have him say ?Excuse me? after burping.
9. Did they actually have dinner on bespin? I bet Vader is a salad person. Wait how does he eat? I can imagine lando breast feeding him, I didn?t say that. Move along.
10. I wish they could fit in some kind of scene right after Luke refuses Vader?s call where Boba and Vader have a ?moment?. Even just a hug, come Lucas.
11. Rather then just being tortured with a high pitched squeal, I believe Wham would be more effective.
12. Obi-wan should have played mind games with the storm troopers ala the hobbit.
13. To add more humor to Empire when they find Han and Luke, Luke should get stuck in the Wampa. Then speed up the film in a comic fashion as both of them try to pull Luke out.
14. Rather then completely redoing the Emperor in Empire they should digital put sunglasses on him.

 

LOL!!!

 

OMG C-3PO SHUT THE **** UP. SERIOUSLY. LORD.

I've thought that a thousand times!

Rather then just being tortured with a high pitched squeal, I believe Wham would be more effective.

Oh please!

To add more humor to Empire when they find Han and Luke, Luke should get stuck in the Wampa. Then speed up the film in a comic fashion as both of them try to pull Luke out.

Classic, I can just imagine it 1920's style.

 

i would have enjoyed it more of luke skywalker was a wookie and chewie was a jedi

 

And that would make the movie better how?

 

i assume your talking to the fake bib and not mean since the title says humor

 

@ the one about Death Sticks

-sj loves kevin spacey

 

bump, wheres adam at?

 

Hey why only 14?


honestly though, great list, I mean, yea of course they should toss the Death Stick guy in there!!!
But why not have Sebulba inserted into ANH as well?!
He would probably be sipping down vast amounts of alcohol and wasteing his life away! then randomly starts a fight with Luke, rambling so much in a drunken stupor; that nobody knows what the hell hes talking about!
"JEDI POODOO! Stupid skywalker kid, ruining my career! blah blah blah"
Luke: Whats he talking about?
Obiwan: Just a few escapades my master Qui Gon use to go on with your dad apparently, pay it no mind. Stupid drunk. *rolls eyes, lightly taps Sebulba causing him to fall over*

The Emperor could be played by Colin Mochrie, I would die laughing... hehehehe

 

i assume your talking to the fake bib and not mean since the title says humor


i'm real

 

I think you mean a real FAKE lol

 

no i mean a real real and if you continue to flame me i'm goign to report you to dark lady mara

 

UHOH MODS ARE AT MY DOOR OH SHI

 

bump

 

Not the Mod Squad!

Hey, calm down! No need to get worked up, we're all friends here.

Besides, you can't really call yourself Bib. You're Bid4Tuna.

 

11. Rather then just being tortured with a high pitched squeal, I believe Wham would be more effective.

Maybe I'm missing something, but it seems you want "So I'm never gonna cheat again .. I'm never gonna dance again the way I dance with you my friend.." blaring out of the gonk droid in the torture scene?

 

Put jar jar init he makes me lol

 

bump me up, before you go go

 

To me I like the idea of the death stick guy having a larger role in the overall saga.
Having him re appear is a great idea, however it would be nice if he could currupt a few Jedi or even JarJar, and then there could be a side story with JarJar constantly trying to "score."

Great list!

 

Thanks for the kind words!

 

LOL

What if Lando could say AWW when he bumps himself?

 

Lando is under used

 

Bump