JCC 14 Years Here

Irony is like "goldie" or "bronzie", only it's made out of iron.

 

Oh. Ghost? Taken!

 

Oh, and happy anniversary, Dave. Both of them

 

This is... adequate.

(I'm happy but my avatar says I cannot express it)

 

Darth Punk Ender Sai I'd prefer Flashheart, but he wasn't in III. So Mrs. Miggins it is. Who wants a taste of my meat pie?

 

No suspicious sausage?

 

For you? always.

 

thanks for registering here. it's improved my life.

 

Couldn't wait for 15? Are you quitting, or dying?

 

can you imagine how different your life would have turned out if you had joined a lord of the rings message board instead?

 

*JonTheShorts

 

slightly_unhinged
"There's only one way to win a campaign: shout, shout and shout again!"

EDIT

@Darth Punk: Perhaps this disgusting fellow is some sort of blessing in disguise.
Endersai: If he is, it's a very good disguise.
Darth Punk: After all, did the Lord not send Moses a lowly earthworm to comfort him in his torment?
Endersai: Nope.
Darth Punk: Well, it's the sort of thing he might have done

 

Take it to the Redverse thread.

 

Are the brits (and the wannabrit) roleplaying a Boer War-era concentration camp or something? I'm super lost.

Thanks everyone for your congratulations/condolences.

 

No, earlier. Around the time of Trafalgar, of which Spain was a fierce participant.

Or at least, they were there.

 

Can a real Brit try some snark? I Can't Believe It's Not England is not cutting it anymore.

 

Oh sorry, I just looked and realised that the Spanish ships were commanded by Don Federico Carlos Juan el Pantalones Cortos. A distance relative, no doubt; and insensitive of me.

 

Ouch.

 

I'm trying to snap back with some joke about Australia's glorious past but I'm drawing a blank here.


Wait I found a painting of your glorious foundational war.

 

Well, there's the story of how the kangaroo got its name.


And they have a big rock.

 

Well given I'm first generation born here, you know, I'd suggest you could attack the Dutch but they've had as illustrious a career as Spain minus the fascism and ignominious defeats at Trafalgar. Or the English, which is why we're here.

But the thing is, when you grow up in a country where not only the flora and fauna are conspiring to kill you, but also even things like road surfaces or steering wheels, you get scrappy and tough. There's not an animal in this world an Australian hasn't beaten in a fist fight, and there's very few animals in this world that an Australian hasn't beaten in a fist fight then made love to.

Bear this in mind.

 

We didn't land on Ayer's Rock, Ayer's Rock landed on us!

 

The correct term is actually Uluru for those who aren't oppressive racists.

 

Oh the Dutch. Quaint little colony, that was. Do they still cry whenever they hear about the Duke of Alba?