JCC 20,000 Posts Milestone Thread SURVIVAL BATTLE!

So, I've got a fancy new number in my profile now. I think the last time I did one of these milestone things I just talked about how much I'd grown and learned, which was really lame, because I only namedropped maybe two people. And they didn't even post anymore. This time, I be droppin'. I be droppin' big-time. I will make a list of people, just like harpua did. However, if you're not on it, no, I did not forget you. I just don't like you. Well, either that, or you're not currently a JCC regular. But I probably just don't like you.

To make things interesting, let's have a little survival battle with the list! Everyone on the list will start with 5 points. In one turn, you may take away one point. No adding people or points. Last person standing wins the Grand 20,000 Posts Survival Battle Extravaganza. Because I am the birthday boy- excuse me, uh, I mean, the Milestone Boy- I get special milestone powers in addition to normal player powers and can add one point per turn. I also retain the power to take a point away in the same turn.

I will interview the winner of the survival battle and get an issue up within two weeks. That's a CORUSCANT promise! Whether it will be for PEOPLE or NAMEDROP is TBD. Now. Who wants to make the easiest joke in the history of humor?


People Who Have Touched Me Over the Years (yes, that kind of touching)

harpua - 5
tom - 5
Zapdos - 5
JoinTheSchwarz - 5
Boba Nekhbet - 5
Ender Sai - 5
Jabba-wocky - 5
imperial_dork - 5
Esperanza_Nueva - 5
Armenian_Jedi - 5
Souderwan - 5
Diggy - 5
Lord Vivec - 5
Darth Tunes - 5
Jedi_Reject_Jesse - 5
Healer_Leona - 5
Darth Guy - 5
solojones - 5
Boba_Fett_2001 - 5
Ramza - 5
ophelia - 5
GrandAdmiralJello - 5
carmenite (is she that zigzag person right now? IDK what sock she's on) - 5
Rogue1-and-a-half - 5
FamousAmos - 5
I Are The Internets - 5
KnightWriter - 5
Mortimer Snerd - 5
Yodaminch - 5
Rogue_Ten - 5

and uh what the heck, I'll throw in Darth Punk, even though I'm not sure who the hell he is, but he's made me laugh many times in the few weeks he's been around in his present iteration.

Darth Punk - 5

And the rest of you don't make the cut. If someone comes in and posts about being left off and I'm all, "OMG HOW COULD I FORGET YOU, I LURRRRV YOUUUU!!!!" then I'll use my special powers to add you onto the list and then you can have points deducted from you by the JCC at large. Fun!



Thank you, everyone, it's been a heckuva ride, and here's to another 20,000 more.

 

You hung me out to dry over the name drop thing, therefore minus one for you.

 

I admit it. I had a grand old laugh imagining sitting there in your underoos, most likely, manually adding all those tags yourself.

 

harpua - 5
tom - 5
Zapdos - 5
JoinTheSchwarz - 5
Boba Nekhbet - 5
Ender Sai - 5
Jabba-wocky - 5
imperial_dork - 5
Esperanza_Nueva - 5
Armenian_Jedi - 5
Souderwan - 5
Diggy - 5
Lord Vivec - 5
Darth Tunes - 5
Jedi_Reject_Jesse - 5
Healer_Leona - 5
Darth Guy - 5
solojones - 5
Boba_Fett_2001 - 5
Ramza - 5
ophelia - 5
GrandAdmiralJello - 5
carmenite (is she that zigzag person right now? IDK what sock she's on) - 6
Rogue1-and-a-half - 5
FamousAmos - 5
I Are The Internets - 5
KnightWriter - 5
Mortimer Snerd - 5
Yodaminch - 5
Rogue_Ten - 5
Darth Punk - 5





carmen/MaidenLumpe/Picard Groupie + 1




We should totally be able to add or subtract points, but at a reasonable limit of course.

 

Hi, Tunes.

READ THE RULES.

As a penalty, I'm nuking you from the list. And keeping your Guy subtraction.

harpua - 5
tom - 5
Zapdos - 5
JoinTheSchwarz - 5
Boba Nekhbet - 5
Ender Sai - 5
Jabba-wocky - 5
imperial_dork - 5
Esperanza_Nueva - 5
Armenian_Jedi - 5
Souderwan - 5
Diggy - 5
Lord Vivec - 5
Jedi_Reject_Jesse - 5
Healer_Leona - 5
Darth Guy - 4
solojones - 5
Boba_Fett_2001 - 5
Ramza - 5
ophelia - 5
GrandAdmiralJello - 5
carmenite (is she that zigzag person right now? IDK what sock she's on) - 5
Rogue1-and-a-half - 5
FamousAmos - 5
I Are The Internets - 5
KnightWriter - 5
Mortimer Snerd - 5
Yodaminch - 5
Rogue_Ten - 5
Darth Punk - 5

edit: too late, my old friend, too late.

 

I believe my edit came before yours.

 

+1 Carmenite

harpua - 5
tom - 5
Zapdos - 5
JoinTheSchwarz - 5
Boba Nekhbet - 5
Ender Sai - 5
Jabba-wocky - 5
imperial_dork - 5
Esperanza_Nueva - 5
Armenian_Jedi - 5
Souderwan - 5
Diggy - 5
Lord Vivec - 5
Jedi_Reject_Jesse - 5
Healer_Leona - 5
Darth Guy - 4
solojones - 5
Boba_Fett_2001 - 5
Ramza - 5
ophelia - 5
GrandAdmiralJello - 5
carmenite (is she that zigzag person right now? IDK what sock she's on) - 6
Rogue1-and-a-half - 5
FamousAmos - 5
I Are The Internets - 5
KnightWriter - 5
Mortimer Snerd - 5
Yodaminch - 5
Rogue_Ten - 5
Darth Punk - 5

 

Schmuck.




harpua - 5
tom - 5
Zapdos - 5
JoinTheSchwarz - 5
Boba Nekhbet - 5
Ender Sai - 5
Jabba-wocky - 5
imperial_dork - 5
Esperanza_Nueva - 5
Armenian_Jedi - 5
Souderwan - 5
Diggy - 6
Lord Vivec - 5
Jedi_Reject_Jesse - 5
Healer_Leona - 5
Darth Guy - 4
solojones - 5
Boba_Fett_2001 - 5
Ramza - 5
ophelia - 5
GrandAdmiralJello - 5
carmenite (is she that zigzag person right now? IDK what sock she's on) - 6
Rogue1-and-a-half - 5
FamousAmos - 5
I Are The Internets - 5
KnightWriter - 5
Mortimer Snerd - 5
Yodaminch - 5
Rogue_Ten - 5
Darth Punk - 5



Diggy +1

 

****, I forgot to add a turns rule. After your turn, you gotta wait for at least two other people to change the list. I say just two other people, because I don't think very many people will be playing.

Changing list back...

harpua - 5
tom - 5
Zapdos - 5
JoinTheSchwarz - 5
Boba Nekhbet - 5
Ender Sai - 5
Jabba-wocky - 5
imperial_dork - 5
Esperanza_Nueva - 5
Armenian_Jedi - 5
Souderwan - 5
Diggy - 5
Lord Vivec - 5
Jedi_Reject_Jesse - 5
Healer_Leona - 5
Darth Guy - 4
solojones - 5
Boba_Fett_2001 - 5
Ramza - 5
ophelia - 5
GrandAdmiralJello - 5
carmenite (is she that zigzag person right now? IDK what sock she's on) - 6
Rogue1-and-a-half - 5
FamousAmos - 5
I Are The Internets - 5
KnightWriter - 5
Mortimer Snerd - 5
Yodaminch - 5
Rogue_Ten - 5
Darth Punk - 5

 

Makes sense... maybe.

 

shut up Tunes.

harpua - 5
tom - 5
Zapdos - 5
JoinTheSchwarz - 5
Boba Nekhbet - 5
Ender Sai - 5
Jabba-wocky - 4
imperial_dork - 5
Esperanza_Nueva - 5
Armenian_Jedi - 5
Souderwan - 5
Diggy - 5
Lord Vivec - 5
Jedi_Reject_Jesse - 5
Darth Tunes - 0
Healer_Leona - 5
Darth Guy - 4
solojones - 5
Boba_Fett_2001 - 5
Ramza - 5
ophelia - 5
GrandAdmiralJello - 5
carmenite (is she that zigzag person right now? IDK what sock she's on) - 6
Rogue1-and-a-half - 5
FamousAmos - 5
I Are The Internets - 5
KnightWriter - 5
Mortimer Snerd - 5
Yodaminch - 5
Rogue_Ten - 5
Darth Punk - 5


Cor I hope it's ok that I put Tunes there albeit struck through. His n00bishness should be celebrated by perpetual, shameful remembrance.

 

Good for you.

 

Of course, Ender. Of course.

 

In my defense, in the 2-minutes I took to research past survival battles, I came across one that allowed multiple points to be added/subtracted; that'll be the last time I'll talk about it.

 

How is that a defence? This is literally what happened:

COR: "The rules are no adding people or points."

Darth Tunes™ "I'm adding a point here, and a person here, and..."

 

Obviously I scrolled through that.

 

At least I'm providing some mild entertainment at the start of this one.

 

For yourself, perhaps.

 

This is going to take forever. By the time we crown a champion we'll have forgotten about the promised interview.

Well played, Cor.

 

congrats on your nerdy milestone cor. i love those people too much to take any of their points away.

 

Please take one point from tom, Cor.

 

Great idea for a thread Cor.

 

But I can't go- someone else has to go first! But I'll take two from tom, one for you and one for me.