2000 New Reasons You Know You're Obsessed with Star Wars

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  1. black_saber Jedi Master

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    Apr 4, 2002
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    1. You compare every charctor from other movies to Star Wars Charctors

    2. You always want george Lucas to make more movies even when he refuses.

    3. You wish that the Air Force had X-wing fighters.

    4. You try to add your girlfriend to your star wars Collection.

    5. You try to compare your Religion to that of the jedi. Guilty [face_laugh]

    6. You Roar like chewie if the cops put Hand cuffs on you.

    7. You yell like yoda as people are not paying attenion by saying "concentrate"

    8. If someone threatens you, you say "If you strike me down I shall become more Powerful then you could possible imagine."

    9. You compare every pretty country to Naboo or Alderaan.

    10. you compare every city to Couracant.

    11. you compare every desert to Tatoonie.

    12. you say you got Star Wars disorder.that your learn problems

    Anybody else got some reasons to obsesvie about Star Wars
  2. Darth_Unicorn Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    May 22, 2009
    star 1
    These are all true for me at least

    13. Every time you get a new pet, you name it after a Star Wars character

    14. Being a Star Wars fan is mandatory for a potential significant other

    15. If a friend has a question, they just ask you instead of googling or looking for the answer on wookieepedia

  3. DarthIktomi Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    May 11, 2009
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    Actually, there was the Sikorsky X-wing, but it didn't look anything like the X-wing. It was about as effective as the Y-wing. The effectiveness of military technology is inversely proprotional to its price. Anyway...

    16. You have ever said "Thank you, Ric Olié."
    17. You say to "Execute Order 66." at a Chinese restaurant.
    18. You call your dog Chewie.
    19. You actually have arranged for your girlfriend to kiss him.
    20. "Yo momma's so fat, she made Jabba the Hutt say DAYUM!"
    21. Your favorite hobby, even more than watching Star Wars, reading the EU, collecting merchandise, putting random bits nobody cares about in Wookieepedia is bashing George Lucas.
    22. You have ever had a wet dream about Princess Leia's bikini.
    23. You only date redheads who have tried to kill you in the past.
    24. You have actually started a thread about Luke, Mara, the Force, and sex in the Expanded Universe.
    25. The theories on that thread actually make sense.
    26. Your screen name on every forum you belong to is Darth Something, even non-SW forums.
    27. You have tried to Vader-choke someone.
  4. Qui-Gon_Reborn Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Dec 11, 2008
    star 6
    28. You love automatic doors. :p
  5. madman007 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 22, 2007
    star 4
    These are fun...and somewhat true for me. [face_whistling]

    29. Whenever you pick up anything resembling a lightsaber (wooden limb, baseball bat, yard stick), you always have to make the humming sound effect.
  6. Ree Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 25, 2005
    star 5
    30. You cry while watching Fanboys during the part where Linus is watching The Phantom Menace, because you know he will never get to see the last two films :_|
  7. Ludo_Kressh Jedi Knight

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    Jun 30, 2005
    star 5
    I am so guilty of no. 1, but it's loads of fun doing that though:p

    31. You write fanfiction of SW characters, and your OCs until your fingers bleed.
  8. darthhelinith Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 10, 2009
    star 5
    Yep, thats me.:oops:
    Unfortunatly it seems to be limiting my choices!

    32. You perscribe using the force for every single ailment that your friends suffer from.
    33. You know most, if not the whole of at least one of the Movies off by heart.
    34. You feel only true rage when someone misquotes "No, I am your Father."
    35. Your non-Star Wars friends know better than to quote Star Wars in front of you because they always get it wrong.
  9. Katana_Geldar Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 3, 2003
    star 8
    36. You play or are the GM of a Star Wars roleplaying game.
  10. Darthrevan4ever Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 3, 2008
    star 6
    37. instaed of saying goodbye to your friends you say may the force be with you.

    38. You talk about star wars charactor like you know them personally
  11. KotORBF2Female_Revan Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Feb 21, 2009
    star 5
    LOL I am GUILTY of this one...

    39. You jump around like crazy in the classroom when it's the last day of school and you get to watch Star Wars in class (Yes I HAVE done that before...)
  12. DarthIktomi Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    May 11, 2009
    star 4
    40. You have made a romantic allusion to Han and Leia. (Guilty.)
    41. You do your biology essay on Midichloria mitochondrii.
    42. When someone says "I love you." you say "I know." (Guilty.)
    43. You insist that Anakin is a boy's name. (Well, Ana is a girl's name, and kin is an English diminutive.)
    44. You took Japanese just to learn how to write "Obi-Wan Kenobi".
    45. You can write Aurebesh and speak Mando'a, but you failed Spanish.
    46. You go into a rage whenever someone makes a twincest joke.
    47. You think kabuki theatre ripped off Padmé.
    48. Forget seeing a sun where the sun shouldn't be; at least it's not a moon where the moon shouldn't be.
  13. black_saber Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 4, 2002
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    49. You compare every bad guy you hate to that of the Sith. Gulty [face_laugh]

    50. You wish every Star wars book and comics to become movies. Gulty [face_laugh]

    51. You compare couples kissing to luke and Leia as a joke.

    52. You want to be better then George Lucas at Directing Star wars.

    53. When you own a Resturant you say to a custumer no Driods aloud.

    54. you smack someone when the talk like Jar Jar and tell them to talk like Yoda.

    55. You compare you fruit juice to Jawa juice.

    56. You want to see more of Darth Maul.

    57. You do the threepo instead of the Robot.

    58. You talk like Jabba the Hutt on Stage when performing a show.

    59. When ever you are in a fight with someone you sing Star Wars theme songs just to ignore them.

    60. You compare you friend to Luke skywalker when he is acting like a baby.

    EDIT: I got a good one.

    61. You wish that your birthday was on the same day as Natalie portman.
  14. darthhelinith Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 10, 2009
    star 5
    Hey! We arn't that bad!
    *shakes fist at black_saber*
    [face_devil]
    Okay, screw that we are pretty bad.
    Muwahahahahahahaha!

    62. You remind everyone constantly that Parsecs measure distance, and NOT time. (Guilty)

    63. You have lightsaber battles with your fx lightsabers (gently!!) and get disapointed when your non Star Wars friend turns out better than you. You finally argue that if you had force powers and the force fx were real lightsabers, it would have been a different story entirly. (Guilty)

    64a. Jedi= You wish force powers existed so you could do some good in the world.
    64b. OR Sith= You wish force powers existed so you could take over the world. (Guilty- am I evil, or am I evil?!)

    65. You think of a certain wookiee every time you see a cross bow on display in a museum. (Me again)

    66. Ditto, only with binders...I mean handcuffs. (Guilty yet again)
  15. ObiWanJedi93 Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Aug 29, 2008
    star 4
    67. You love anything and everything Star Wars
    68. You constantly annoy family members with your Star Wars obsession
    69. You care more about Star Wars than school
    70. You play with your lightsaber/clone helmet in your front yard, and do not care who sees you
  16. black_saber Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 4, 2002
    star 4
    71. You wish you can create your own Lightsaber

    72. You wish you where in a Star Wars film

    73. You go into Exile like Obi-wan when you lose your job and pick the Desert just to remind you of Tatoonie.

    74. You go the jungle to find Yoda and think its Dagabah.

    75. You compare the moon to the Death Star. Gulty [face_laugh]
  17. darthhelinith Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 10, 2009
    star 5
    Me again.

    76. You cannot believe that anyone can have lived without seeing a Star Wars film.:eek: I've had this.

    77. When the going gets though, you thank the Lord you were not one of the ones doing the Death Star trench run.

    78. And yet number 77 sounds so exiting...:D
  18. DarthIktomi Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    May 11, 2009
    star 4
    79. Upon learning of human sacrifice at Tikal, you say "What did you expect? It's a Sith temple!"
    80. You have ever said "I thought I recognized your stench when I was brought aboard.
    81. Your little cousin asks you for Clone Wars spoilers, and you tell him Anakin and Padmé have two kids.
  19. black_saber Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 4, 2002
    star 4
    82. You think of your Father as darth Vader when You don't get along with him.

    83. You think of your teacher, Priest, or my religion a Rabbi as yoda when you look up to him for good Values.

    84. You compare Star Wars and lord of the rings as similar Movies. Gulty [face_laugh]

    85. You compare your girlfriend to Padme if she is understanding of you. Gulty in the future because thats what I am going to do. [face_laugh]
  20. black_saber Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 4, 2002
    star 4
    86. Instead of saying thats no moon its a space Station, You say "thats no Space Station, its a moon." Just to do it backwords because someone called the moon the Death Star. :p

    88. When someone is only punching someone and he is only doing that you can say, "There are alternatives to fighting."[face_laugh]

    89. You stay in a cooler at a Resturant just to see if you would be frozen in Carbonite.

    90. You complain in a wookie language when things aren't going your way.
  21. Darth_Unicorn Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    May 22, 2009
    star 1
    91. You are no longer allowed to discuss Star Wars at work, because your co-workers had an intervention. (guilty)

    92. You own models and you actually play with them, like all the time. (guilty)

    93. Your friends tend to not ask you simple questions about Star Wars because you will give them a ten minute response to something like, "What is an X-Wing?" (guilty)

    94. Sometimes you get seriously depressed when you think about how it could never happen with you and Darth Vader. (.....guilty)
  22. black_saber Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 4, 2002
    star 4
    95. You wish your car was a hunk of junk like the Falcon that Han solo has.

    96. You keep having a Star Wars contest on who has the best Knowledge and Wisdom of the force.

    97. You try to post as many threads as possible to make a record rather its Star Wars or not. If not Related to Star wars, just Imagne it being Star Wars.:p
  23. DarthIktomi Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    May 11, 2009
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    You skipped 87, which I will say is "You insist your friends call you Darth Something, even though you are not evil or Force-sensitive."

    Re: 83, but Yoda can't have a family. I'm not that familiar with Judaism, but rabbis are known to. But I am guilty of hearing John Williams music (particularly "Binary Sunset") when elders speak about other worlds.

    Re: 94, Darth Unicorn, really? I mean, before Mustafar, but after?

    95. You cheered when Colbert said "We have a Death Star!"
    96. You pointed out that "Imperial March" is never actually played in ANH.
  24. black_saber Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 4, 2002
    star 4
    [face_laugh]
    I know its just I compare my Religon to that of the Jedi.;)

    97. You compare your Heritage to Star wars. When Someone asks your Heritage you can say, I am Part Star Wars, Lord of the rings, I consider it the same thing. Gulty [face_laugh] [face_laugh] :p
  25. ObiWanJedi93 Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Aug 29, 2008
    star 4
    97. You have never missed a The Clone Wars airing yet.
    98. You spend more time obsessing over Star Wars than having a social life.
    99. You play with your Star Wars action figures (guilty... and proud of it!)
    100. You blow your money on Star Wars merchandise, like books, movies, toys, and video games.
    101. You defend Star Wars whenever it gets cut down.
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