2000 New Reasons You Know You're Obsessed with Star Wars

893. When taking your six year child around a Model Dinosaur park you refer to the huge woolly creature* as a 'Bantha'..only to be immediately corrected by your girlfriend.

*Note to self: Mammoths were real, Banthas were not. See also: Transparisteel & Bacta.

894. You watched the Silent flims of Star Wars on Rottentomatos and think its is alittle werid. Gulty

895. You return to JC, over and over again, even though nothing new is being discussed and you have nothing to say.





/LM

896.When someone is impatient you say "The death star wasn't built in a day!"
897.You regularly lightsaber fight with the strong plastic hasbro ones
899.You still have the first hasbro plastic lightsaber you ever got and its covered in scractches and falling apart(sadly guilty )

900. You finally are happy that one of the cancelled novels is finally being turned into a novel and that is Darth Plaguis novel and You wish that every other Star wars novel was cancelled can be turned into books. Guilty

901. You wish that Bantam could also do more Star Wars books with Del ray and we could have double as many books too plus other publihing companys to make 10 times many as we already have. 20,000 books, maybe even 40,000. Imagne all of them being turned into animated movies and having there own Soundtrack. Guilty

902. You wish that Lucasfilm can stop making B.S comedy shows and make some post Return of the jedi T.V. Shows and are Upset that Lucas does not take his fan seroiully. gulity

903. You wonder if the Plaquis novel coming up might be turned into a movie but You know you doubt it. Guilty

904. You wonder if theres going to be Sequels to the Darth Plaquis novels. guilty

905. You wish think back on your other reason that Shadows of the empire would of been even cooler if it where split into 12 books covering the whole year between empire Stirkes back and Return of the jedi. Guilty because of Star wars Shadows of the empire.

906. You want this to be in Robot chicken of Star Wars. Just joking.

907. You wonder if these guys exist in Star Wars. [face_alien_1] Another joke.

908. You wanted to use mind-trick on your dog

909. You try to Force pull your television remote control to you so you don't have to get up off the sofa.

910. You saw a fake Star Wars Episode 2 trailer that was very old and You wonder if that movie would of been better than Attack of the Clones. guilty and Attack of the clones was not bad After all..

911. You found out that some of the fan made films are wired to add Predators from the movies in star Wars. guilty.

912. You loved the Fan made film about Han solo and chewie trying to Drop the Cargo but did not like that fact that Jar jar was stuck in carbinate but still found it funny. guilty.

913. you want to see Serious fan made films about Star Wars as well as none Star Wars Fan made films and you wish you could own them on DVD. guilty

You notice somebody skipped 898 which I will say is You want to read more books about darth maul hunting down enemys of the order of Sith before reading the book shadow hunter. guilty

914. You wonder think back on the thread you made about Plapatine having more the 3 apprectices and think maybe the Plaquis novel might Reavel the question I have been waiting for. guilty

915. You are obsessed with the Darth Plaguis novel coming out. guilty. because its going to be awsome as hell.

916.You want to beat up someone simply bacause they don't like Star wars and have made fun of you for that. Don't do man. It not cool.

917. You just qouted in the other thread that Anakin is stupid because we went to the darkside and made bad choices and quoted Nelson from the simpsons by saying Ha ha because Anakin fell for Palpatines trap and for being an Idiot with Arrgonce. guilty.

918. You wonder when seeing bunch of mandorlians in the Fake episode 2 trailer would be cool to have in Attack of the Clones. guilty.

919. You realize its dumb to have anakin carry a red lightsaber because in the novels before the movie ever came out Anakin always dueled Obi-wan with a blue lightsaber. You knew that along time ago. guilty He should of had when he turned into vader in the suit and Lucas did keep that Orginal. good job.

920. You wonder if the fake tralier for Episode 2 was a bunch of cut scenes that never made it in the movies. Guilty.

921: When a power blackout happens you use your hasbro/master rep lightsaber as a light source.

922: you have used SW quotes in everyday conversation.

923. You dont have Star Wars qoutes on your signature and you don't know why! guilty

924. You are trying to save up money so that you can buy Lucasfilms from George lucas to make more Star Wars film as well as other none Star Wars films to give what not only the fans want but other ordinary movie people who want to watch good movies. Really guilty And I hope I am not alone. If I had lucasfilms I would turn all of the Star wars comic books and chapter books into animated movies from all eras and Hire a good directer to do a sequel trilogy, bring back our classic actors and I love the prequels too. And the sequel Trilogy would be loyal to the EU. Really Guilty and not alone in this.

925. You try to find a Star wars mask so that your voice sounds different.

926. You buy pretty much all the Star Wars merch you see, regardless of whether you will ever use it

927. Your screen names are all Star Wars-related

928. You check the App store for new Star Wars apps on a regular basis, and have a whole page of Apps on your iPod devoted to them-- guilty

929. You swear in a Star Wars language instead of your own-- very guilty

930. You give trick-or-treaters who are in Star Wars costumes about three times as much candy

931. You try to swear in huttese.

932. You noticed your sensetive to the force forseeing things. guilty

933. You wonder when a Jedi is going to appear and tell you, that you have a high midichlorian count and you must leave you're everyday life right now and join him/her in a far away place so that you may train in the ways of the Force. (Guilty)

934. You want people to see this Vader Redepetion video and and have already started a thread about it and it was a tear jerker for you watching it. guilty. Heres the video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qruijbk6_VU

935. You finally learn how to post links to other sites for other fans to listen to soundtracks of Shadows of the empire. Guilty. You still find the music score better then the prequel music. Heres one of Xizors Palace theme of the destruction. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_deMfDs9jY

936. you want people to watch this fan made video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaoaEX2FtUs&feature=related

937. You want people to watch the Darth maul part 1 video cartoon http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VK51VJYVIfA&feature=related

938 You want people to watch the second part of Darth maul video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVvcMlka6Hc&feature=related

939 Heres a cool video and my favortie Band skillet as well and even talks about the jedi falling to the Darkside threw out the Star Wars Timeline Video is Right here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RztScu_6bzU&feature=related


940. Heres a cool fan made preview of Darth Bane right here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4CUG0LZZ8Y&feature=related


941. Here is a cool fanmade preview of the darth bane books with cool Icons right here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkTnQUE5DLw&NR=1

942. Heres a cool song a video about Mandorlian video right here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQzwCyLUJ_g&feature=related[/link]

943. You posted alot of cool Star Wars fanmade video because you know you are obsessed with Star Wars and your going to post more videos again. Gultiy

944. You wonder what would it be like of the mandorlian different army and cults could of been like during the clone wars and wonder if the could be better Sepertist other than just battle droids. Gulity because they already have some of them fighting in the clone wars books and t.v. shows and I already knew that.

945. You just posted awesome battles from the knights of the old republic battles of the unverise part 1 right here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AE27I-zCDc&feature=related

946. Heres a cool vong video right here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck2ArAqYuCg&feature=related

947. You just Agree with someone who really was dislike other fans yet disagreed with at the same time that the Star Wars Prequel trilogy was not bad. Thats one who agreed at two on the disagree meant was he should not hate all other star wars fans and that is just like other peoples opinions too. Gulity.

948. You also learned that if there is a sequel trilogy coming out people are start loving the prequel trilogy better and hate the sequel trilogy. Even if it has the classic charcters from episode 4-6. guilty and it just my thearoy.

949. You also talked to some of older people who grew up watch the classic and first saw the Star wars films hit theaters saying the also had some issues with them too. guilty I remember meeting people saying they hated the very first Star Wars movie. I thought it was alittle wired myself.

950. Altogether you notice the Saga each movie that is some of the Prequel movies are better than the classic and some of the classic are better than the prequels. guilty.

whistling Star wars music in my head

951. You try to whistle Star Wars music out loud when you are bored or just tried of hearing the same thing from a boring person you don't like.

952. you want some of the other fans to see your posted videos.

953. You make your yawn sound like Chewbacca.

954. You try to mix star wars into every conversation you have.

955. You make Darth vader Breathing sounds when you Excercise.
guilty because I do that all the time Excercise or not.

956. You want people to chech out this cool fan made video about Darth maul fighting the brotherhood of darkness so he can purify the Sith order.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9UEV-b2Ws4&feature=related

957. You noticed that the 90s cartoon show are coming back and You hope to get a shadows of the Empire Animated movie or maybe an animated series. guity and Hoping for it. give hugs to lucas if he give us all what we want.

958. You are sad that Irvin Kershner died and also sad that he could not direct more Star wars movies after Return of the jedi because of George lucas not allowing that. guilty and mad at george lucas. That was Irvin kershner dream.

959. You wonder what it would of been like if Irvin Kershner Directed the Thrawn Trilogy after Return of the jedi. I read the books and too me it remind me of a whole lot of Empire Strikes back spin-off which to me is a good sign. I love the Empire strikes back and other good novels sometimes during the new republic and classic era remind how good the Empire Strikes back was. Very much of one other book was Shadows of the Empire. guilty.

960. You are also that all of the Bantam books from the 90s become animated movies because of the 90s cartoon shows coming back.

You post:

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962. Because it's cool.
963. Because I like it.
964. Because of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QziZRRw6QHU
965. and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXSYbB5Z6-4&feature=related
966. also http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRzBN-guui4
967. Don't forget http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stA4h-I7PmM
968. By the way, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrvEo6aj2qs
969. You think http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ttr3IFD-auE
970. I'm done? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Snqgz1ecHQg
971. I'm just http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gucnVMgdouI&feature=related
972. Getting started. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXNO4AIDFRE
973. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3dI-ghYimg
974. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vn8MZgZmeT4&feature=related
975. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eZBevXohCI
976. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77krXbqkbuo
977. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3SlTqR1UwE
978. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUulnUf7p1o&feature=related

979. You are very excited to go the the Seattle pacific Scienece center because theres a Star Wars Exibt opening up and you get to ride inside the falcon cockpit. Guilty

980. You show a link for the proof so fans from around the country can go there on march 19 2011. http://www.pacsci.org/starwars/

I realized yesterday that I think about Star Wars more than sex.