2000 New Reasons You Know You're Obsessed with Star Wars

Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by black_saber, Jun 5, 2009.

  1. JarJarJedi Force Ghost

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    1047: And in response to 1045 and 1046 You must tell them "You can go about your business" to get them away from your table so they can bring you your drink.
  2. Ree Force Ghost

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    I would give someone $100 if they said that to a bar person. Seriously.
  3. Anakin's Daddy Force Ghost

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    1048: You buy your first DVD player just because TPM was finally released on DVD.

    1049: You buy a Blue-Ray player just because the saga is going to be released on blue ray!
  4. Ree Force Ghost

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    1050. You go to see TPM in 3D even though you don't expect much from it, just for the opportunity to see it with other fans in the cinema.
  5. black_saber Force Ghost

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    1051. in resopnse to 1047 You hope the waiter would say "you can go about your bussness.

    1052. You tell them in return to "move along."

    1053. You hope in return the waiter says "Move along.

    1054. When ever somebody asks "you do you want to buy some drugs?" you say to them by waving your hand "you don't want to sell me drugs"

    1055. You hope the Drug dealers says " I dont want to sell you drugs."

    1056. You tell the Drug dealer "you want to go home and rethink your life."

    1057. Then you also hope he says I want to go home and Rethink my Life."

    1059. WhenEver you got into a bar fighting with a bad guy and an outlaw and won the fight You say to the people at the bars "Jedi bussness go back to your drinks."

  6. Anakin's Daddy Force Ghost

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    1060: Before you do 1059, and you are asked where you are going, you say, "for a drink."
  7. black_saber Force Ghost

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    1061. You realize we are going to get up to 2000 reason very quickley and once we get there we will go up to 3000. Guitly.

    1062. You also realize this thread is like an engizer battrey like Star Wars because it just keeps on going and going and going. Star Wars well never die. Gulity.

    1063. You want to meet that person from the broads who said they would pay 100 dollors just soo you earn money and Do the Star wars quote on saying you don't need to see my Ideification. You could get 86th if you keep it going but hell its worth 100 bucks. Guilty
  8. The_Zeltron Force Ghost

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    1063. You also realize that probably half of the reasons are duplicates, because no one bothers to read all of them before posting their own.
  9. black_saber Force Ghost

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    1065. Whenever sombody kick your butt in a fight you say outloud "I hate You" even when he is sorry.

    1066. Instead of makeing Donkey/Jackass nosies like from family guy when you get into an argument with somebody meaning first you say "no no no" then You yell "Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars!"

    1067. You wish for the clone wars special edtions both early and the shows that are on air right now that they where full length animated movies. each episode being 80 to 120 minutes. guitly and I think I posted something like the early posts.

    1068. you think of this theme as both a han solo and indina jones theme at the same time because both the classic Star Wars and Indina jones are simliar and don't know why Harrison ford hated Han solo. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pNlMgH2p-Y&feature=related

    1069. Heres a crossover movie both indiana jones and Star Wars as if they are one movie.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biJLNXBsjk8&feature=related guilty of sin
  10. black_saber Force Ghost

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  11. black_saber Force Ghost

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    1071 Here yo mama jokes from robot chicken in Star Wars to show youR obsessed reasons. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvxDye9HG5g&feature=related

    1072. Here a Emperor jokes from blowing up the Death Star. Guilty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J3Ev_PnxUw&feature=related

    1073. Heres Darth vader being a jerk. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YwLQSTo_ow&feature=related

    1074. You posted funny videos to show You love Star Wars. guilty

    1075. Heres the Emperor farting because he is old. guilty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CXGQciHyvY&feature=related

    1076. Heres Darth vader going to Anger managment. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5forw5zhkac&feature=related

    1077. Heres a song for emperor Palpatine. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGu10jB1rI4&feature=related Guilty because We all work for Emperor Palpatine, Emperor Palpatine, Emperor Palpatine.

    1078. You want to sing in alternate song sing We all Live in the Death Star, the death Star, The death Star, Guilty.

    1079. Heres a really cool Star Wars Rap song. guilty http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLeCQ8o0-9c&feature=related

    1080. Here a wierd al Yankovic song about Yoda. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMpDHEVaI1k&feature=related

    1081. Heres a Phantom menace song from Wierd al yankovic Everybodys got to love this song if you are a Star Wars fan. guilty http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEcjgJSqSRU

  12. black_saber Force Ghost

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    1082. I would give someone $100 if they said that to a bar person. Seriously. buy paying somebody at say Star wars qoutes and the bar when being asked for there I.D. [/quote]

    1083. You turn peoples sentineces into reasons to be obsessed with Star Wars even when they don't number them. guilty
  13. black_saber Force Ghost

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    Apr 4, 2002
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    1084.Here an alternatie verison How we all work for emperor palpatine. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFyR5oeDjpI&NR=1&feature=fvwp guilty

    1085. Heres a really cool video of anakins fall to the Darkside and this time a different composer song score and its pretty cool in My Opinion. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olPhvvUORuY&feature=related

    1086. Heres a really cool sith video of assination video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFa3qnqy_DA&feature=related

    1087. You post cool Youtube videos to show you love Star Wars. guilty.
  14. black_saber Force Ghost

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    1088. You need the reasons to know your obsessed with Star Wars thread to get away from Real life. Guilty

  15. black_saber Force Ghost

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    1089. You compared some of the bible Stories to Star wars stories because of the knights of the old republic being in a 5000 years before luke Skywalker. I am jewish so the jedi are ancient Israelites and the other bad guys who are sith are ancient eygtians and so on if you know the stories. Burning down the Jeruosalm Temple is like burning down the Jedi temple except it happens more then twice. Guilty.

    1090. You wonder when this new Star wars trilogy does come out and not focus on the Skywalker family and wonder if there going villinze the Soviet Union. guilty and not sure if the Star wars trilogy is coming out.

    1091. You tell your girlfriend outload or a woman you hate when getting into an arguement buy saying. "You could use a good Kiss."

  16. black_saber Force Ghost

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    Apr 4, 2002
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    1092. you tell somebody you don't like by saying "You are part of the rebal alliance and a traitor take him or her away." when getting into an arugment with somebody.

  17. Anakin4Ever Jedi Knight

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    1093. While watching Carrie Fisher's Jenny Craig commercial you tell her "You can do it Princess".
  18. black_saber Force Ghost

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    1094. You just started a facebook account and you use the same password like you do for the force.net guilty.

    1095. You use the same password for your Email address like you do for the force.net guilty
  19. black_saber Force Ghost

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    1096. You post this information about upcoming Star Wars books gulity. http://theforce.net/topstory/story/Updated_Novel_Release_Dates_136404.asp

    1097. You compare all of the 200 hundred movies you own and wish they where all a bunch of different Star Wars movies or maybe a bunch of middle earth movies. Nah Just joking.

    1098. You just qouted Darth mauls line for the upcoming hobbit films and by saying " at last the two hobbit film are about to be made, at last we will have our Revenege.

    1099. You want people to see this video of according to someone Who knows what Star Wars is and still has not seen Star Wars meaning she knows the plot. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb2GmBkkaTU Han and luke according to her verison happens to be gay. 8-} [face_laugh] [face_love] :*
  20. black_saber Force Ghost

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    Apr 4, 2002
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    1100. You want to by this book to post reasons to be obsessed with star wars and post all the 2,500 answers. http://www.starwars.com/vault/books/20080808news.html

    1101. You try to right your own Star wars novel of each movie and make it what if this and that never happend in them movies.

    1102. Here are the 19 thing we do know about Star Wars right here. http://www.bspcn.com/2010/07/14/star-wars-19-things-you-didnt-know/

    1103. Darth Vader in Super-bowl Comericals http://www.myfoxatlanta.com/dpps/entertainment/darth-vader-from-super-bowl-commercial-has-never-seen-star-wars-dpgonc-20110207-fc_11773457
  21. black_saber Force Ghost

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    Apr 4, 2002
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    1104. Whenever Somebody wishes you good luck You tell them, " In my Experince there is no such thing as luck."
  22. DarthIktomi Jedi Master

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    May 11, 2009
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    That R2-D2 one is a fake.

    1105. You think "Do not want.", "Star Wars kid", and "Star Wars: Retold (by someone who's never seen it)" are better memes than all the OVER NINE THOUSAND anime-inspired memes ever.
  23. DarthIktomi Jedi Master

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    May 11, 2009
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    1106. As a fan, you're offered service by Aayla Secura with everything she's in.
  24. black_saber Force Ghost

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    1107. You need more then 2000 reasons to be obsessed with Star Wars and Excuses too. Guilty.

  25. Darth_Gamek Jedi Grand Master

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    Aug 10, 2009
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    1108. Your friends on Facebook are spamming your posts and links with rude comments and swearing.