2000 New Reasons You Know You're Obsessed with Star Wars

Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by black_saber, Jun 5, 2009.

  1. black_saber Force Ghost

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  2. Darth_Gamek Jedi Grand Master

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    1110. When people in real life create false Wikipedia pages about you meaning to insult you and associating SW with it.

    Yeah, that actually happened. :(
  3. black_saber Force Ghost

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    1111. You realize Natalie portman is in alot of upcoming movies this year and try to make it related to Star Wars.
  4. Darth_Furio Force Ghost

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    1112. Learning ligthsabre forms for RPG's
  5. Ree Force Ghost

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    1113. You try to find similarities of any aspect of your martial arts training with the training the Jedi undertake. :p
  6. Kevin_Solo Jedi Grand Master

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    1114. After watching Debbie Reynolds in Singin' in the Rain, you think she'd have made a better Padme than Natalie Portman.[face_whistling]
  7. black_saber Force Ghost

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    1115. you compare the Prophets from the bible to jedi knights. Guilty.
  8. PoastMan Jedi Padawan

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    1116. When you argue with your friends about the best school of lightsaber combat. (Obviously Vaapad, the 7th form)

    http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Form_VII:_Juyo_/_Vaapad

    1117. When you actually try using a star wars pick up line on a girl :-(

    http://www.best5everything.com/best5ListPages/starwarspickuplines14112.php
  9. Teegirloo Force Ghost

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    1118. When you cry everytime Maul gets sliced in half by Obi-Wan.
  10. black_saber Force Ghost

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    I am guilty of 1117 and it did work for me one time. You just got to know how to play the game is all.

  11. Darth_Furio Force Ghost

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    1119. Wondering if you're truly driven by a "dark side."
  12. black_saber Force Ghost

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    1120 You realize that Your buddy has a really cool new Icon and You also have a Cool new Icon and wish the broads had more of Prince Xizor Icons. Guilty.
  13. echo_girl_94 Jedi Grand Master

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    1121: You have an R2-D2 on your keychain and people laugh at you for it.

    1122: You wait for your family to leave you home alone so you can listen to your Star Wars soundtracks really loud.

    1123: Your Google Talk icon, user icon, desktop background, Facebook profile picture, and every other icon/picture you have is something from Star Wars.

    1124: You check out every Star Wars book you can find at the library and usually have several overdue.

    1125: You buy the Star Wars books that you can afford, and ask the library to order the rest.

    1126: You teach the 5 and 6 year olds you babysit to lightsaber fight.

    1127: When someone irritates you, you call them names in Mandalorian.

    1128: You spend more time posting on the Jedi Council forums than you do checking your Facebook.

    1129: On a trip to Arches National Park, you compare everything you see to something on a Star Wars planet.

    1130: You have gotten in trouble for reading Star Wars books instead of doing your homework.

    Guilty of all of the above! :p
  14. The_living_force Force Ghost

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    1131: You change all the desktop wallpapers on your workplace computers to star wars pictures.
  15. black_saber Force Ghost

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    1132. You scream like Jar Jar when you fall on the ground and trip over something.
  16. Darth_Furio Force Ghost

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    1133. You pitch an idea at work to create mouse droids that can do inter-office mail.
  17. echo_girl_94 Jedi Grand Master

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    1134: You call your car a landspeeder without thinking about it. (Or, in my case, your parents' car. :p )

    1135: When your brother asks "What happened after Return of the Jedi?" you give him a two-and-a-half-hour summary of the events between the Emperor's death in ROTJ and Vortex, then refer him to Wookieepedia for more information.

    1136: You read the Star Wars beginner books at the library for the pictures.

    Again, guilty! :D
  18. The_living_force Force Ghost

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    1137. You're drink of choice is a Screaming Yoda.
  19. The_living_force Force Ghost

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    1138: Whenever you see this combination of numbers you wonder if it's in tribute to Star Wars (I saw it just the other day in "Julie & Julia"). Come to think of it it's eerie how often I happen to look at the clock at precisely this time.
  20. STUBRIS Jedi Master

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    1139. You spend the entire week watching a clock countdown...to reveal a half hearted Blu-Ray press release.
  21. Loupgarou Jedi Grand Master

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    1140:You make fun of and criticize Star Wars all the time, but when a non-fan says something making fun of or criticizing Star Wars, it secretly hurts.

    1141:You buy and collect star wars miniatures, even though they're not being made anymore and there's no one to play with, even at game stores.

    1142:At least for EU fans, You know the Mandolorian symbol is not a Bantha skull but a Mythosaur Skull.

    1143:You play every star wars video game you can get your hands on, even if it's one you've heard isn't very good. You can't help but try it out.
  22. archiedog Jedi Knight

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    May 6, 2011
    You still collect Star Wars toys.
  23. archiedog Jedi Knight

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    May 6, 2011
    I can relate to the Star Wars miniatures! I have a ton of them.
  24. archiedog Jedi Knight

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    May 6, 2011
    you also cry every time padme and anakin get married, not to mention the the carbon freezing chamber.
  25. Loupgarou Jedi Grand Master

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    1147: You left to get a mothers day present, you came back with one, and a Snowtrooper you saw on clearance. Hey, at least i still bought the present.