2000 New Reasons You Know You're Obsessed with Star Wars

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  1. black_saber Force Ghost

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    242. Whenever someone has not seen Star Wars you get really upset about it as if someone had died.

    243. Whenever you have a conversation with someone you only try to talk Star Wars only and if the conversation is not related to Star wars you make it related somehow. GULTY [face_laugh]
  2. DarthJohnkenobi Jedi Master

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    244: Whenever you hear the 20th Century fanfare the first thought to pop into your mind is "Star Wars?". I've been guilty of that since 1977. Thanks GL!

    245: You bought a bathrobe just because it has a hood on it, like a Jedi robe.

    246: The sales girl at the local Toys R Us knows you on a first name basis.

    247: Had a friend call you to answer SW questions that her son is asking.
  3. black_saber Force Ghost

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    248. You try to find a way for George lucas to be Emortal so that way Star wars will never die. Alot like bringing Walt disney back from the dead.

    249. You try to come up with your own color lightsaber that does not exist. gulty:p thats why I am called Black_saber.

    250. You run in the room and say to some girl "I'm Luke Skywalker and I am here to rescue you."

  4. Darthrevan4ever Force Ghost

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    251 You walk down the street whistling the imperial march. Or any other star wars song.

    252 When raceing some one to a certain point you say in your head stay on target stay on target.
  5. Mister_Master Force Ghost

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    242. Whenever someone has not seen Star Wars you get really upset about it as if someone had died.
    250. You run in the room and say to some girl "I'm Luke Skywalker and I am here to rescue you."


    I am so guilty of both of those.
  6. MasterMonkey13 Jedi Knight

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    Dec 19, 2008
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    Heh-heh! I do this all the time!
  7. DarthIktomi Jedi Master

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    May 11, 2009
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    But it does in TFU.

    253. You manage to come up with a Star Wars rebus that stumps everybody. Guilty.
  8. black_saber Force Ghost

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    254. You have a Star Wars Bachler Party before your wedding in case you don't drink. Thats so not me. I would have a normal bachler party.

    255. You compare an Alcoholic to Obi-wan.

    256. Whenever you compare someone to a poor sport because he lost in playing games. you compare him to a wookie.
  9. cloneCommando1138 Jedi Master

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    Apr 16, 2005
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    257. You haven't made it a single day in years without quoting a character from starwars. (out of context or not)
  10. Mister_Master Force Ghost

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    Oct 17, 2007
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    I've never done this.[face_whistling]
  11. cloneCommando1138 Jedi Master

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    Well then it appears as if someone is not obsessed..
  12. DarthIktomi Jedi Master

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    Well, that depends on if you can get a girl in a gold bikini.

    258. You know about Jedi Truth. And Sith Lies.
  13. The_living_force Force Ghost

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    Oct 8, 2002
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    259. People always greets you with a line from Star Wars when they meet you (Like: Hey Yoda, use the force.).
  14. black_saber Force Ghost

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    260. Instead of saying yeah yeah yeah when someone is annoying you just say Yoda Yoda Yoda.

    261. When your girlfriend says I love you, you say I love you too padme. Then she freaks out.
  15. StarWarrior77 Jedi Knight

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    Oct 30, 2008
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    262. Whenever you hear someone say "Lock the door", you add "And hope they don't have blasters!"
  16. black_saber Force Ghost

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    263. You wonder if you are related to the actors whom played Star Wars charctors.

    264. You try to find a darth name for everybody you know.
  17. DarthJohnkenobi Jedi Master

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    265: you seriously consider naming your daughter Padme. Even try to convince the wife. [face_frustrated]
  18. black_saber Force Ghost

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    266. You try to name your kid Geroge and his middle name lucas and his last name skywalker.

    267. You name your twin boys Han and Chewie. LOL

    268. You compare Fat Mobsters to the Hutts.

    269. You compare when Star wars comes out in theaters to another Birthday.
  19. revXXXan Jedi Padawan

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    Jul 31, 2009
    270: you wish you could become Mandalore and unite the Mandalorians...and have had a dream of that (Guilty)
  20. black_saber Force Ghost

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    271. Whenever you are in line to use the Public restrooms and its a long line. You imagne that your in line for new Star Wars movies. Gulty I made a joke of that!
  21. AvadaKenobi Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 2, 2009
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    I'm definitely guilty of this one. :)

    272. You find yourself pondering tough questions like "How does Obi-Wan's hair stay so perfect while he fights Grievous?" or "Why the heck is Anakin's Padawan braid so short?"
  22. Chewgumma Chosen One

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    Apr 14, 2009
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    273. Your underpants sport a very dashing picture of Darth Vader and you don't care about the possible gf scaring consequences.
    274. When drawing an original picture it ends up turning into Anakin Skywalker or Ahsoka Tano
    275. When you cry like a baby because you think your DVD of Revenge of the Sith has stopped working.
  23. black_saber Force Ghost

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    276. Whenever you are trying to be seenky you tell your buddy "keep your distance but don't look like you are trying to keep your distance, then he asks how then say I don't know fly causally."

    277. You try to come up with Star Wars flirt lines. gulty.

    278. You roar like Cheiwe whenever you are about to kiss your girlfriend. I might do that.

    279. You try to jump off high buildings by using the force to guide you.

    280. You laugh at the fact acording to someone who has not seen Star Wars on different thread Luke and Han are gay. His name happens to be han'se[face_laugh]
  24. black_saber Force Ghost

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    281. You get upset when you can't come up with any reasons to be obsessed with Star Wars. Gulty[face_frustrated]

    282. You want to see the second Animation show right away.

  25. DarthIktomi Jedi Master

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    277. You try to come up with Star Wars flirt lines. gulty.

    You'll have to explain that one. LOL

    279. You try to jump off high buildings by using the force to guide you.

    Never done that, but I have told my driving instructor "So I'm not supposed to use my mirrors. How am I going to pass the test? The Force?"

    280. You laugh at the fact acording to someone who has not seen Star Wars on different thread Luke and Han are gay. His name happens to be han'se[face_laugh]

    I remember that. And then we did a ho yay sketch. Funny shavit.

    281. You're angry at that video because now you can't hear "may the Force be with you" without picturing Luke and Han making out.
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