2000 New Reasons You Know You're Obsessed with Star Wars

You call LFL on George Lucas's birthday and leave a message with a receptionist wishing him a happy birthday and thanking him for Star Wars.

 

546. You have two old Star Wars posters from the 90s and they are in picture framed and you are hoping to get some good money for them. guilty

547. Instead of singing "where in the world Carmen Santiago" you sing "where in the galaxy are the jedi?"

 

Your screen name is a combination of "Darth" and your culture's trickster hero who used to be the wakan of wisdom, kinda like how Sith used to be Jedi.

 

549. You use like every single song and theme from different movies to Star Wars just to post your reason to being obsessed with star wars. gulty

550. You wonder what would it be like if Mozart or Betoveen wrote the music theme for Star Wars.

 

551. You hide Star Wars music in the middle of your vast playlist of awesome songs which you then give to your friends via Spotify.

 

552. You are finally glad people are back posting into the obsessed with Star wars thread that you started and it almost has been a year too. Gulty and there is no shame to hide it.

553. You ask at the bank instead of cash You want Republic Credits. gulty nope just joking.

554. You also know that we are more than half way up to a thousand and then when it hits a thousand I will change it to 2000 to know you are obsessed with Star wars. Gulty.

555. You feel gulty all the time for being obsessed with star wars and You do not feel shame for it either. Gutly

556. You try to post as many reason as possible in the Obsessed with star wars thread more then anybody else. Gulty .

557. When someone is mad at you for talking too much about Star Wars you can just say"uh oh Speghtios" in a Vader tone.

 

553. You try to convince your brother to slip in references to Star Wars when he chats on Skype with his buddies.

 

559. You try to find Darth vader on soda cans just to wonder if theres going to be more star Wars movies.

 

560. You watch 24 and imagine Jack Bauer is in the Star Wars galaxy and the masterminds behind the terrorist attacks are Sith Lords.

 

561. You try to sing like the girls in return of the jedi at church just like they did at jabbas palaces.

562. Instead of yelling and banging on the table "We want Food, We Want food." You yell "We want more Star Wars, We want more Star Wars." Do that at a Resturant too.

563. You know how many jedis where killed by Grevious.

564. You know how many lightsabers Grevious has collected.

565. You know how many jedis where killed by Vader on hands

566. You know how many jedis died in the clone wars before order 66.

567. You notice thats theres no Palm trees in any of the Star Wars books or movies. Gulty.

568. You know how many jedi died in order 66.

569. You know how many jedi where killed by Aurra sing.

570. You where still coming up with more reason by being obsessed with Star Wars by wondering how many jedi did each villian kill. Gulty

 

568. You notice that black_saber is wrong on 567.

 

571. Your read all the posts in this thread

572. You try like hell to get that Silver Star beside your name.

 

574. You also noticed that somebody skipped 571 and other numbers. gulty

575. You noticed that you wrong about Palm Trees. gulty

 

574. You notice you have 4 stars, more than some '99 users, when you just registered in '10.

 

577. You have been a member for 8 years and you only have 4 stars even thou some of the posts are not Star Wars. gulty

578. You use your User name as a nickname.

 

578. You think black_saber is not a Star Wars fan because has 4 stars and didn't register in '10. (BTW, Totally Kidding. )

 

580. You keep noticing that Darth-Dreadwar is totally skiping numbers. gulty.

581. You compare every world war 2 movie to star Wars simply because of Nazis and Stormtroopers.

 

582. You notice black_saber constantly edits his posts thus you end up skipping numbers.

583. You watch Lost and imagine the survivors are trapped in an ancient Sith island in the middle of Rakata Prime.

584. You decide to edit your post and add in 584 just for the hell of it.

585. You ask black_saber if he wants to join the Acolytes of Darkness.

 

586. You say NEVER Darth Dreadwars offer to the Darkside because you are already Sith of your own kind and Darth Dreadwars Rival. Ha Ha ha Evil laugh

 

587. You promote the Acolytes of Darkness; set up by darth_nemisis it is the Sith group of the Star Wars Community, and you gain a title like "Sith Warrior in the Acolytes of Darkness" to put in your signature.

588. You point out the title of Sith Rival has officially been taken by Mister_Master.

 

589. You wish you could have more time on the Computer but you only have 2 minutes left to post more Star Wars stuff. Gulty.

590. You just posted Noooooooooooooooo like Darth Vader in the clash of the titans thread because of a sequel coming up. gulty.

 

591. You burst into tears when you hear one member of the community will be leaving temporarily in 2 minutes.

 

592. You have a small armory of lightsabers, blasters, helmets, and other toys beneath your couch, incase someone tries to break in. (Guilty)

 

593. You notice that Toy story 1 and 2 are half of the star Wars movies. Gulty

594. You try to use a tractor beam incase somebody or a plane trys to crash into your house.

595. You try to use energy sheilds in case somebody trys to break in your house and rob you.

 

596. You just learned that Lando was Originally was going to be name Baron Lando Kadar for the Empire Strikes back.gulty

597. You just learn that Yoda was originally a frog thing called Minch. And Minch/Yoda's home was the Bog Planet, and not the galaxy's Everglades equivalent known as Dagobah. gulty.

598. You also learn orginally Luke uses the Cloud People to help him get to Orbital City. Once there, he and Vader engage in an epic lightsaber duel. Orbital was the orgianal name for Cloud city. Gulty

599. You keep finding original scripts and hope they become star Wars movies in many different alternative verisons. gulty.

600. You just learned Lando was made into an African-American character after Lucas had originally considered making Han black. gulty

601. You found these information on 100 things you did not know about the Empire Strikes back at Ign.com Gulty and wow.

602.You also learned animators studied the walking patterns of elephants in order to give realistic motion and movements to the film's epic Imperial Walkers. Gutly.

603. You just learned The character of Commander Wedge Antilles, the X-Wing pilot who helped Luke destroy the Death Star in Episode IV, was not supposed to be included. But by the time production began, Wedge had built up a cult following, so he made a little cameo in Empire. Gulty. All these new and original info makes me shocked about what the Empire Strikes back could of been.

604. You learned The Imperial Walker sequence and ensuing battle is not in the originanl script. It was the Whampas instead. But they did film Whampas attacking Echo base. It would of been cool if we had both battles in the Empire Strikes back on Hoth. Gulty.

605. You wonder what was vaders wife originanl name before Padme. Gulty

606. You also learned that it was supposed to be origanlly Obi-wan who found Anakin as the chosen one instead of qui-gon. Qui-gon thought of him as too old. You think it would of made a better fit for the Phantom menace. Gulty.