SWC 2000 reasons to be obsessed with star wars

Jokes.are welcomed as well as serious reasons too, my goal for us fans is to reach up 2000.

1. You get addicted to more star wars news over more announcements in the makings like drugs.

2. You hate your job, but you think about star wars at work just to make your day go buy faster.

3. Everything is always about star wars in your life and you don't want to let it go like the movie frozen.

Your turn folks.

 

4. Space wizards.

 

5. The beautiful John Williams music.

 

5 and a half. SPACESHIPS!
OMG I LOVE THE SPACESHIPS!

(ps, good idea for a thread. I need this.)

 

7. Only franchise I know where towering black masked scuba-breathing burn victims, big green rabbits, Campbellian hero's journeys, floppy eared "Meesa"-lisping frog-bunnies, millennia-spanning Orders of space monks, orange-skinned horned dual-wielding beasts of destruction, giant ball-shaped weapons of mass destruction, collapsing democracies, Space Aladdins riding giant wolves, ancient prophecies, neurotic robots, generational conflict and redemption all somehow coexist in the same universe and still it somehow hangs together.

8. [Pre-Disney] Critics hated it. Mainstream media hated it. Hollywood execs hated it. My parents hated it. What more reason do I need?

 

9. Back-stories.
See that alien standing in the corner, just being window dressing? There's a story about him.

 

10. You do the C3- PO instead of the robot when dancing at the clubs

11. You know there's a droid in Solo a star wars story advacating for civil rights because droids are treated badly in the star wars galaxy.

12. When we reach 2000 reasons, we turn this thread into 3000 reasons to be obsessed with star wars.

13.you know that in 15 or 25 years from there might be a star wars streaming service. like Netflix where's there are hundreds of movies and tv shows exclusives. Maybe thousands

 

14. Vader.

 

15. You wish for the old republic content. into movies and tv shows

 

16. A premium Grade A+ bounty hunter is inadvertently hit with a bat, launched into the air, crunches into the side of an obese gangster's sail barge and rolls into a tentacle-ridden desert bum hole which burps.

At least I think that's what the script said.

 

17. Neimoidians.
When I first saw Phantom many years ago, like many people I thought, "Isn't that a bit..."
And yeah, they are a bit...

But now, when I do my annual pre-new-movie marathon, I always love to see them.
Doing a Nute Gunray impersonation is one of the worlds great joys.
Even if it is a bit...

 

18.) you get to see badass soldiers in action

 

19. You where suprized that Disney is making star wars movies exclusively to its streaming service

 

20. TIE fighters and the cool sound they make. In the films and in the Rogue Squadron games.

 

21.) It brings together actors and the fans

 

22. You want to live forever to see every future star wars movie and tv show

 

23. When a space opera/western keeps you going when life seems determined to ruin you.

24. The Dark Lords of the Sith are for the most part not one dimensional bad guys.

25. The Jedi are flawed heroes.

26. Princess Leia.

 

27.) The Sith keep finding a way to come back...until they don’t.

 

28. Because not all of the movies have Jar Jar in them.

 

29. Lightsabers

 

30.) The Clone Wars enough said

 

31. It is the largest fandom

 

32.) It has stories for everyone

 

33. it changed the world

 

34. It can make characters with the same face super interesting.