SWC 2000 reasons to be obsessed with star wars

66. Jar Jar's tongue. Grabbing food. Getting numbed by podracer electricity. Being grabbed by Liam Neeson.

 

67. You go to the bank and try to withdraw money and think of it as republic credits

68 You remembered you first time seeing Attack of the clones in theaters and on the obi wan ad, one star wars big time fan quotes among the audience yells, 'Thats no moon, it's a space station ' and had the biggest smile and laughter as well as the audience. True story too.

 

69.) When people clap at the end of the movie.

 

70 you jump like crazy as if you have won the lottery when you here of more star wars movies announcements and well continue to do so.

 

71) When you find it hard to walk through sliding doors without acting like you're opening them with the Force.

 

72) You not only find it hard not to but find yourself doing it on purpose

73) You almost told your brother it was a "bulldug" instead of a "bulldog" and your first thought was "Blame it on Star Wars."

 

74. When you actually watch the entire credits of the movie and cheer for everybody you recognize.

 

75. you sing star wars theme music when your bored.

76 you sing imperial march theme whenever someone you know is mad or had a bad day.

77. you make 77 as the number of the year 1977 because thats when the very first star wars movie came out and start it all

 

78. You buy the gross, plastic - sorry, cheddar - cheese popcorn from the Dollar Store just so you can cut out the BB-8 and hang it on your wall

 

79. You mistakenly sleep too late and are late for a Senate meeting, but you then realize that you are the Senate.

 

80. Laser swords, enough said.

 

81. Because Leia is NOT a committee

 

82. And Padme won't let them discuss the invasion in a committee either. Except this time it's an invasion of slimy square-people instead of space pterodactyls.

 

83. You say "I have you now" when you catch up with vehicles in front of you.

 

84. Solo turns out to be exactly the pick-me-up you needed after your heart has been utterly crushed by Infinity War.

85. Ben Solo's hair.

 

86. You hold your fork in a reverse Shien grip.

 

87. Seismic Charges

 

88. The beautiful, awe-inspiring silence loaded with anticipation between the 20th Century Fox fanfare and the start of the selected SW movie.

 

89. The fact that this forum exists

 

90. The 'BAM' that comes right after that silence to start the SW music.

 

91. Star Wars is always where the fun begins

 

92. When you call you child your "little padawan"
93. When this is the 3rd forum where I've been able post that tidbit (previously, "you know you're a nerd when" and years ago in the "Galactic Senate" days)

 

94.You try to use the force to grab the last slice of pizza before someone else gets it.

95, You try to get agirll you like by using a jedi mind trick waving your hand saying "you will go out with me" and you hope she replies" I will go out with you."

 

96. Well then, I love Young Boba.

 

97.) Because R2 is such a potty mouth every single one of his lines needs to be censored.