2001-02 JC FORUMS HUMOR AWARDS!

*appears again, smiling broadly and flashing pearly white teeth*

And the nominees for Best Humorous Group/Couple are....


The Rejects from the S/S series, founded by Darth_Fruitcake

Obi-Wan and Anakin in Attack of the Chipmunks by Jacinta Kenobi

Vader, Palpy, Padme, and Burt Reynolds from The Seamy Lives of Luke and Darth by Mistress Sudafed

Ponder amongst yourselves.

 

*Applauds*

 

*Fruity and Peter walk out*

We're ready to announce the winner-

*Peter is dressed as Darth Maul, complete with horns and glitter, fruity is on his arm*

If you haven't guessed by now, this one was a blowout...

 

*appears dressed in Legolas garb, with Pete by her side, in Darth Maul attire*

My friends, this needs no special announcement.

Give it up for....

THE REJECTS!!!

*kisses the award, holds it high above her head*

Two in a row, baby! This one Qwi, Peter, and I will have to alternate.

 

*Applauds*

 

I'm so honored that I could be an honorary reject!

This ragtag group partially came about under Fruity's workings, but Qwi_Xux originally referred to them in a passing post as 'rejects' and I pounced on it, getting all copyrights and screenplay deals! From that point, the Rejects (TM) have spawned a cult!

This one's for you Jaina~!

*Jaina in the front row, tries to duck and hide*

And now- The Title of a story is one that can catch interest and make a good fic out of a mediocre fic. Sometimes the title is a joke itself. To honor this, we present the nominees for Best Humorous Title-

"Me, my Padawan, his girlfriend, and a bunch of handmaidens" by Am and Mar

Mara Jade: Marriage Aid by PeterTutham27

Lightsabers and Baby Bottles by Jedi Obi-Wan

Attack of the Chipmunks by Jacinta Kenobi

"Me, My Brother, My Brother's Wife, and a Bunch of Seraglio Women" by Darth_Fruitcake.

Like,Totally! by Darth Fruitcake

And the award goes to-

 

*after a quick backflip offstage, he strips, walks calmly back on in a Black tux, and opens the envelope*

This one was close... but the winner of best title is:

"Me, my Padawan, his girlfriend, and a bunch of handmaidens" by Am and Mar

(Voiceover: this is MMPHGAABOH's second Humor award...)

[*applause!* sign flashes...]

 

**applauds, now munching happily on a bag of Spicier Nacho Doritos w/ an Episode II pic on the bag**

 

*appears again in black dress* And there you have it!

Congratulations, Am and Mar, yet again!

 

Mar: Obi, Obi, Obi?

*Am practically drags Mar up the stage, separating her and Obi-Wan with a crowbar*

Am: Well, here we are again

Mar: Woah, I can see all the pretty lights from here. Ooh, Russel Crowe?what a Beautiful Mind.

Am: Um, how much alcohol have you had to drink?

Mar: I don?t know; ask Fruity, she poured it.

Am (raises eyebrows): Should I feel responsible?

Mar: Heck, even I don?t feel like that!

Am: Another obvious statement. Thank you, oh-wise-one.

Mar: Now, it?s my turn to accept this award for Best err?

Am (whispers): Title...

Mar: Thank you! Thank you!

Am: In other words, we accept.

Mar: Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol?

Am: Female Detention centre, female Detention centre?

 

Who can make a completely original humor fic, without venturing into original areas? Take original characters- you can do anything with them- they're yours! To celebrate the use of Humorous OC's, we have the nominees:

Best Humorous Original Character-

Bren created by Obi the Kid

The bank robber in Mara Jade:Marriage Aid by PeterTutham27

Bob, from The Skywalkers/Solos Strike Back!

Fruity- you have the honors!

 

*opens envelope* And the winner is....

The Bank Robber from Mara Jade, Marriage Aid!

Congratulations, Pete!

*kisses him on the cheek and hands him the award*

 

*blushes blamelessly, blooming*

Who would think that alliteration would spark such a revelation about the great flanneled one? Without Clarence, (who will play a larger part to come), we would never know about the Madness of King George...

*hefts award in the air*

WOOHOO! Thank you! Thank you all!

*is very very very very very very very very very happy!*

 

**Applauds but is out of Doritos . And after poking her several times, has come to the conclusion that his escort is asleep **

 

Now we're getting into the good stuff!

Sometimes short humor is good- a short story crammed with way too much humor- VERY good! The nominees for Best Humor Short Story are:

A Day in the Life of Lando Calrissian by PeterTutham27

A Day In Life Of Emperor Palpatine by Gandolf the Grey

Best Served cold by PeterTutham27

A Day in the Life of Obi-Wan Kenobi, by Gandolf the Grey

Two strong short story authors! The winner is:

 

*holds envelope to head- Johnny Carson Style*

"Ow! Ow! Oppression! Rebellion! You don't know the power of the dark side... So be it- Jedi! AAH! I'm Falling!!"

*opens envelope*

A Day In Life Of Emperor Palpatine by Gandolf the Grey!!

This one was incredible close- Gandolf (who is not currently present) won by only one vote- but LOTS of applause- he deserves it!

This one's for Gandolf!

 

*arrives unfashionably late as always*

Or shall we say *stops lurking unfashionably late*

*Looks absolutely stunning in her blue jeans, but not near as stunning as the incredible Peter Parker on her arm as escort*

Legolas follows, waiting patiently for the Mistress of Awards to join him, post awards.

Congratulations to all the winners so far!

 

Congrats, Gandolf!

And the nominees for best round robin are....

April Fool's Day With the Skywalker/Solos by Melyanna, ArnaKyle, and myself

A Year With the Skywalker/Solos founded by myself and continued by very talented authors

 

And the winner is:

*opens envelope*

NO CONTEST! A Year With Skywalkers/Solos by Darth_Fruitcake and Co!

Over 11 authors have participated in this, making it just one part of a HUGE S/S legacy!

*the stage is stormed by S/S writer's and fans, it is a long time before the return to their seats. Peter is left holding a shard f the trophy*

Congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

**applauds**

 

*skids in late as usual, wearing a stunning emerald green off the shoulder number, perfectly accentuation her lovely green eyes and gorgeous red hair*

*is greeted by whistles*

Awww, cut it out

Lovely to see everyone! Fruity! Pete! Congrats!

*spots Tim* Looking good buddy, love the ray-banz

*sits down gracefully, or at least tries, falls out of chair*

 

Big applause again for the S/S group!

*crowd goes wild*

Sometimes authors make their stories great by interpreting canon characters in an interesting light.... The nominees for Best Humorous Interpretation of Non-Original Character -

Darth Vader by BlindMan in The Vader Monologues

Anakin in Me, My Padawan, His Girlfriend, and a bunch of Handmaidens by Amidala Skywalker and Mar17swgirl

Vader in the S/S series by Darth Fruitcake

Luke and Mara in TC and JLS's "A Princess and an Assassin Walk into a Bar"

Han in A Day In the life of Han Solo by Qwi_Xux

Mara Jade in Peter Tutham?s Mara Jade: Marriage Aid

Vader in The Seamy Lives of Luke and Darth by Mistress Sudafed

The humor award goes to:

 

*Helps Mara back up, returns to seat*

-Tim

 

*holds up a small piece as well*

Isn't this interesting. I'll treasure this piece of plastic forever.

*flashes famous, stunningly beautiful grin as audience laughs*

I'd like to thank, first and foremost, the people who have written on that round robin with me. I've had the honor and privilege of working with you all, and I love each and every one of you. May the S/S saga continue, in our hearts, minds, and these message boards.

Thank you

 

Thanks Tim. YAY for S/S!

I need Dr Pepper...