2003 Jedi Council Discussion Forums Awards

Best JCer
Nicest JCer
Funniest JCer
Coolest JCer

I win. And anything for ?Humble? and ?Unpretentious? as well.

Yeah,I guess you win.I know,let's just skip giving out awards,and give them all to Gandy!


J/k

 

Yeah,I guess you win.I know,let's just skip giving out awards,and give them all to Gandy!

Including the "User with the most embarassing problem with the most obnoxious ex-password" award?

Aunecah

 

In case anyone is curious at all (it doesn't matter much now), the password was

¼eJìÆ?)¾??_s9?Fr;ÝÏßNV2©?ûrÿaÁHYë
97;y±LG?XÎö?(?ðû/?åt^¦ûßÚ²jÛ"ZÅW +2$î<Kn¥?»?«ÀZq

 

****!

I'll say it again:

Gandy: User recorded for the most notorious spelling mistake

Another win for me!

Can you prove it?

 

¼eJìÆ?)¾??_s9?Fr;ÝÏßNV2©?ûrÿaÁHYë
97;y±LG?XÎö?(?ðû/?åt^¦ûßÚ²jÛ"ZÅW +2$î

Are you the kind of person who comes up with these next to impossible passwords so that hackers can't hack into your account - and write it down on a notepad and post it in your computer screen?

Aunecah

 

I change both passwords weekly and have them saved in a file, a disk, and on hard drive. I never know what they are at any given time.

 

--Poster who has way too much time on his hands and makes huge posts.

Either me or Ken.

 

I change both passwords weekly and have them saved in a file, a disk, and on hard drive. I never know what they are at any given time.

Now all I have to do is get the disk to delete JCF forums. Mwahahahahaha....

Aunecah

 

Plus, the disk is ray-shielded so you'll have to use proton torpedos.

 

Fine, the hard drive then. Sapient, look out for a computer technician promptly at 1:00PM tomorrow.

Aunecah

 

Sap...
You're a braver man than I - flaunting the fact that your security measures are as impenetreble as the Death Star.

That comment's just tempting fate to intervene. You're going to wake up tomorrow morning and find your computer a smoking pile of plastic and metal even before Aunecah's crack team of ninja's can crack the system.

 

After all, all 100% fool-proof defenses are defended only from 100% fools.

Aunecah

 

Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows it?

 

Translation: Who is more foolish? The guy who sold Sapient the ray-shield or Sapient who bought the ray-shield?



(Don't ban me, I'm just joking.)

Aunecah

 

Sapient checking his computer tomorrow morning for why it's not working right...
<img src="http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/graphics/snakepc2.jpg">
<img src="http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/graphics/snakepc3.jpg">
<img src="http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/graphics/snakepc4.jpg">

 

Finding out it was only unplugged.

 

Ugh! I once opened my computer up because the hard drive was being so nasty - went away for the evening to a party - came back to find half the wires bitten to death by a nasty little mouse.

Aunecah

 

If you think a snake's bad, wait till you have a trogdor in there, burninating your files.

 

Well, after I let this girl handle my trogdor, my files began burninating over the network when Ip. Is that a bad sign?

 

No, Genghis. It's a very good sign.

Congratulations. You just won the "User with the stupidest questions" award.



Aunecah

 

"Finding out it was only unplugged."

Are you implying that the snake inside had no effect whatsoever on your computer?

 

"If someone had mentioned Natalie Portman's Lack of acting ability at about post 300, I think the entire forum would have self imploded in a Fanboy Event Horizon Black Hole thingy."



And I thought I was the only one who thought that...

"I once opened my computer up because the hard drive was being so nasty - went away for the evening to a party - came back to find half the wires bitten to death by a nasty little mouse."

Did that once - my male cat sprayed on my brand-new hard drive.

BTW, these awards sound great. I don't know which is more fun - deciding who should win them, or coming up with more award titles. There should definitely be runners-up.

 

Did that once - my male cat sprayed on my brand-new hard drive.

That's why you get him neutered.

For Former Moderators Missed the Most, I pick Kessel Runner.

Here are some others...

JCer Most Likely To Piss Off the Most People
JCer Who Writes the Longest Posts
JCer Most Likely to Write "PPOR"


User who hates a nameless character the most

Or "User Most Likely To Use A Fictional Character As A Scapegoat for What's Wrong in Life"

EDIT: Found this website in my old files...some of these might be good for making up humorous award titles.

Flame Warriors

 

Most Effective Use of Google Image Search

This should go to MeBeJedi for his ousley pics.

Seriously, I think it's a really good idea.

 

Don't make fun DLM, that guy was on 20/20 a while back because he's some sort of scientist guy. At least he looked pretty similar.

Besides, if some of my other distant relatives were online he could find much worse.

JCer Who Writes the Longest Posts

I already suggested that. And I said either KenKenobi or I would win.