Awards 2010 Beyond Fan Fiction Ceremony

The entire Beyond the Saga volunteer staff walks out on stage.

?You know what, I?m the host and I haven?t been out here for like 4 hours. That?s not much hosting going on if you ask me. So you know what, Deliah Blue was going to present the next award but since I?m bored, I?m kicking her off the show. Maybe we should take a vote first? Nah, I?m tired of counting?But here is something we did take votes on.?

The nominees for Best New Author are:

Zadann_MaRanna
Kailene
Bel505
HelloKelly

 

Congratulations Blue_but_beautiful and YodaKenobi!

 

The winner for Best New Author is: Kailene

Congratulations, Kailene

 

Congratulations, Kailene

 

Congratulations Kailene!

 

Congrats, Kailene!

 

Congrats, Kailene.

 

Congrats, Kailene.

You already have the prize...

 

Lumiya and Vergere walk out on stage.

?Tonight we celebrate the best collaboration ever, by presenting this year?s Best Collaborative.? Lumiya says, introducing the two.

?Together there are no limits to what one can create... and manipulate.? Vergere adds.

The nominees for Best Collaborative are:

Bad Girlfriend by Ceillean & Kailene
Dark Legacy by ImperialSolo

 

oh no that is not good, not good at all
Vergere: "Everything I tell you is a lie"

 

Congrats Kailene!

 

Wow, well done YodaKenobi

And congrats Kailene!

 

The winners for Best Collaborative are: Bad Girlfriend by Ceillean & Kailene

Congratulations Ceillean & Kailene

 

Congratulations Ceillean & Kailene!

 

Congratulations Ceillean & Kailene


but's Vergere .. .was this checked, and double checked and triple checked?

 

Yay for Ceillean & Kailene!!!!

 

Congratulations Ceillean & Kailene!

 

W00t! Kailene, we won!

 

Song Parody
Accidentally in Love
Counting Crows
(Accidentally a Jedi
NYCitygurl)


So she said what's the problem baby
What's the problem I don't know
Well maybe I'm a Jedi (Jedi)
Think about it every time
I feel the Force
Can't stop thinking 'bout it

How much longer will it take to learn to use this
Learn to use it cause I can't ignore it if it's the Force (Force)
Makes me wanna turn around and levitate but I don't know nothing 'bout TK

Come on, come on
Learn a little faster
Come on, come on
The galaxy will follow after
Come on, come on
Cause everybody's after Jedu

So I said I'm a Knight in training
Running down into academy that's teaching all this stuff
Melting under humid skies
Throwing out Force-kicks
Awesome combat move

Well baby I surrender
To the lightsaber building
Never ever end of all this learning
Well I didn't mean to do it
But there's no escaping the Force

These lines of lightning
Mean I might falling,
To the Dark Side, no, no

Come on, Come on
This is such a bad sign
Come on, Come on
Back into the light now
Come on, Come on
Settle down inside the academy

Come on, come on
Jump a little higher
Come on, come on
Move that rock much farther
Come on, come on
We were once
Upon a time rockin? those moves

We're accidentally Jedi
Accidentally Jedi [x7]

Accidentally

I'm a Jedi, I'm a Jedi,
I'm a Jedi, I'm a Jedi,
I'm a Jedi, I'm a Jedi,
Accidentally [x2]

Come on, come on
Spin a little tighter
Come on, come on
And the galaxy's a little brighter
Come on, come on
Just get yourself a Knight?s robe

Oh Force ...I'm a Jedi

 

Yaaay! Well done Ceillean & Kailene

 

Darksideyesplease once again appears on stage dressed in a tuxedo made by none other than Cliegg Lars in his lonely years on Tatoonie.

?Ladies and Gentlemen, this tremendous evening is almost over. Please welcome Jaina Solo and Jagged Fel!?

Jaina Solo and Jagged Fel walk out on stage together with big smiles on their faces. As they stand at the podium, Jaina begins.

?Everyone wants to be the best; everyone wants to win the last award of the evening.? Jaina says, reading off a holo-prompter.

?Everyone wants to be ?The Sword of the Jedi?.? Jagged adds.

?Really, is that necessary? You aren?t even reading what?s on the prompter.?

?Well, you are the ?Sword of the Jedi? are you not? I mean, you only say it in every sentence lately.? Jagged reminds her.

?Look, I said it a couple times and now I regret it. I?m sorry I ever brought it up.? Jaina says defensively.

?So you are saying that you aren?t the ?Sword of the Jedi???

?I?m just here to present the award Jag, don?t make this into an issue.? Jaina warns.

?Well I just want to say, whoever wins Best Author I just hope they never use the phrase ?Sword of the Jedi?.?

?Keep it up and I?ll see to it that you never use a sword again.?

The nominees for Best Author are:

Ceillean
Jade_Eyes
Kailene
FelsGoddess
Lady_Tahiri
blank101
MsLanna
Blue_but_beautiful
FORCEBlLADE
CelseteAntola

 

Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm !!!

Thanks, Lanna! Treat yourself to any drink you want, my treat!

 

Congrats to the two of you.

Best 'Doppelpack' I could find:

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Have fun with the prizes.

 

Everyone who had presented and volunteered has come out on the stage for the final announcement of the evening.

The winner for Best Author is: Jade_Eyes

Congratulations, Jade_Eyes

 

Congratulations Jade_Eyes!