Awards 2010 Beyond Fan Fiction Ceremony

An unfamiliar looking gentleman walks out on the stage. He is holding an envelope and a Golden Yoda.

?You might be wondering who I am. Sometimes I wonder that myself, late at night. Especially after my wife left me and took the kids when I went to go help the Rebellion on Hoth. Anyway, I?m not credited anywhere to my knowledge but I was the guy in charge of firing the Ion Cannon at the Star Destroyer in Empire Strikes back. So the lovely people of the Beyond Fan Fiction Awards asked me to be here tonight to be in charge of handing out the award for Best Canon.?

The nominees for Best Canon are:

Recognition by CelesteAntola
Fire and Ice by FelsGoddess
Soil, Sand, Stars by jed_of_ennth
Serendipity by Gabri_Jade
The Pyre by FelsGoddess
Transpiration by Knight_Aragorn

 

No reason to hide, Lanna
*steals the Ce-paper-stand up*

 

I used it to play TIE Fighter back when the game was new and it stuck to my SW activties.

*runs after Maggy to get Ce back*

I am to represent her and give flaming speeches when she wins! Give that back!!!
*flails widly*

I would like to have a Best Ion Canon category for the Awards.
Or Canon Go Boom, no wait, that's AU, right?

 

?The winner for best cannon is the Ion! YAY! I win. Okay fine? darksideyesplease was right, this is a tough crowd.?

The winner for Best Canon is: Recognition by CelesteAntola and Fire and Ice by FelsGoddess!
A Tie!

Congratulations, CelesteAntola and FelsGoddess

 

*agrees*

 

Congrats MsLanna and to Celsete and FelGoddess again

 

*giggles* I give her back when she is needed
*runs away from Lanna*

Congrats to Fels and Celeste

 

Way to go CelesteAntola and FelsGoddess!

 

Congratulations, CelesteAntola and FelsGoddess!

 

Congrats CelesteAntola and FelsGoddess!

 

Congratulations, Fels and Celsete!

*pauses to gulp down a glass of punch*
*resumes chasing after Maggy in a mostly undignified way*

 

James Earl Jones, David Prowse, Jake Loyd, and Hayden Christensen all walk out on stage.

?Everyone seems to think it would be best for me to do all the talking.? James Earl announces.

There is much applause from the audience.

?We are here to present the award for Best All Around. Here are the nominees.?


The nominees for Best All Around are:

Lost and Then Found by jadesabre75
Fangirl indulgences by Jade_Eyes
Random Drabbles by CelseteAntola
At the Brink of the Dawn and the Darknessby blank101
The End of all Light by YodaKenobi
Endgame by FORCEBlLADE
Dark Legacy by ImperialSolo

 

When you figure out how, send one my way !!


Congrats FelsGodess and CelseteAntola

 

be careful not to trip Lanna

*laughs and continues to run away from her*

 

I approve this development.

 

?Those nominees were impressive. Most impressive.?

The winner for Best All Around is: Lost and Then Found by jadesabre75 and The End of all Light by YodaKenobi
A tie!

Congratulations, jadesabre75 and YodaKenobi

 

Congrats, CelesteAntola, jadesabre75 and YodaKenobi!

 

Congratulations to YodaKenobi and jadesabre75

 

Congratulations, jadesabre75 and YodaKenobi!

 

Hats off to you guys.

 

Congratulations jadesabre75 and YodaKenobi! Well done

 

Congrats jadesabre75 and YodaKenobi!

 

Bachelorette Audition Tapes

Welcome to the newest edition of Jedi Bachelorette! This season?s Jedi, one Jaina Solo, is a petite brunette with a sarcastic streak. Jaina loves flying, spending time with her brothers, and helping fight off whatever extragalactic race bent on destroying every other lifeform in the universe is currently attacking the New Republic on any given day.

Before we introduce the men competing for the chance to polish her lightsaber, let?s show some of the audition tapes.

*Cameras show a tall, nervous young man*

?Hi, Jaina! It?s me. Ah, Zekk. Hi.:

*Off-screen hissing commences*

?Oh, right. Um, I think I?m the man for you because . . .?

*More off-screen hissing*

?Oh yeah, because I?m a Jedi, too! And I like to fly. Um . . . and I have dark hair and green eyes. And . . . um, pick me.?

*Cameras flash to a new man, sitting stiffly in the chair, expressionless*

?Greetings, Jaina. It is I, Colonel Jagged Fel. I am the right man for you because I am one of the only people who can out-fly you. In addition, I?m smart, level-headed, and also descended from war heroes. That is all.?

*Cameras go to a third man, lounging in the seat*

Hey, Jaina, babe. It?s Kyp, the hottest ? and sometimes darkest ? badass Jedi this side of the Unknown regions. You should be with me because I can fry the competition with Force lightning and look good doing it.?

*Cameras show a fourth man*

?Hello, Jaina. It?s Prince Isolder, your friend Tenel Ka?s father. I?m a bit older than you, true, but I have plenty of experience. I?m pleasant, charming, and still retain my youthful good looks. Plus, I?ll make you a queen of 64 planets!?

*A few seconds? pause*

?Actually, my mother?s making me do this.?


(Written by NYCitygurl)

 

Hey, well done, jadesabre75 and YodaKenobi!

 

ROFLMAO

?Actually, my mother?s making me do this.?

ROFLMAO