2010 Saga Awards Cremony

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  1. Gabri_Jade VIP

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    Congratulations, Jade_Max @};-
  3. SagaFanficAwards Jedi Master

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    From the adventures of Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anikin Skywalker, elsewhere in the galaxy


    Really, Obi-Wan thought, he was getting too old for all of this.

    Waking up to find himself staring at Anakin's butt while dangling above a two hundred metre shaft, was,
    although certainly not the strangest position he had been in, not very welcome.

    "Anakin, I'm slipping ?!"

    Witnessing the Supreme Chancellor of the Republic lose his grip on Anakin's ankle to plunge into the
    black abyss with a blood-curdling scream was definitely not welcome.

    Above him, Anakin swore. "Well, that's embarrassing."

    Obi-Wan coughed. "Did we just kill the Chancellor?"

    Anakin sniffed. "If anyone asks, we tell them Dooku did it."
  4. SagaFanficAwards Jedi Master

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    ?Joining us today to announce the nominees for Best Humor is the illustrious Grand Moff Tarkin,? SoA says with nervous politeness.

    Equally nervous applause comes from the audience.

    The stiff, graying man strides proudly across the stage, stops, and condescendingly surveys SoA and then audience. Finally he takes the microphone from SoA and says, ?Those stories nominated for best humor are as follows:?

    Best Humor
    Dead Money by The_Face
    Enquiring Minds Want to Know by Gabri_Jade
    Chancellorcide by Estora
  5. Alexis_Wingstar Force Ghost

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    Hm... I can think of a few people who may be more appreciative of being that close to Anakin's hind quarters. [face_mischief]
  6. SagaFanficAwards Jedi Master

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    The winner of Best Humor is:

    Dead Money by The_Face
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  9. Gabri_Jade VIP

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    Right on, Face. :D :cool: (That means he has to?I mean, gets to be on the same stage as Tarkin, right? [face_worried] :p )
  10. SagaFanficAwards Jedi Master

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    ?The nominees for the much-coveted prize of Best All-Around are,? SoA begins

    Giggles and laughter rumbles through the auditorium.

    She clears her throat, ?The nominees for Best All-Around??

    The laughter grows stronger.

    Self-conscious, she checks her sari, but nothing is out of place. The audience's laughter is uproarious by now.

    A gizka hops in front of the podium, Lady Tahiri right after it. Making another crouching leap at the amphibian, she catches it for a moment, then it wiggles out of her gasp.

    ?Whose is that?? SoA asks, laughing too despite herself.

    ?Not mine,? Tahiri answers simply, then dives after it again, only to get tangled in her gown.

    ?Well then, isn't that interesting?? SoA observes to the audience, ?Anyway, the nominations for Best All-Around are:?

    Best All Around
    Metamorphosis by Raptor517
    From The Ashes by Estora
    Purgatory by Helen_Taft
    Life Beyond the Code by bek
  11. Lady_Skywalker87 Jedi Grand Master

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    Congrats dear Jade!=D= @};- :* [:D] :cool:
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    Congrats Face!:D =D=
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    ?Now, before we move onto our style awards, we have some more musical entertainment,? SoA announces, ?Please welcome Luke Skywalker to perform Tick-Tock!?

    Dressed in the simple white and tan clothes of a Tatooine farm boy, Luke strides grinning onto the stage with a microphone in his hand. The music starts and he begins to sing.

    Ke$ha - Tick Tock (as performed by ANH Luke Skywalker)

    Wake up in the morning feeling like a Wookiee,
    Get my Rebel look on, I?m out the door - I?m gonna get some nookie,
    Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Blue Milk,
    Cause the party tonight is, with Han and his ilk.
    I?m talking pedicure on my toes, toes,
    Done by See-Threepee-ohs, ohs,
    Moisture farm work, oh noes, noes!
    X-Winging, S-foils gettin' risey,
    Pullin' up to Mos Eisley,
    Tryin' to get a little bit feisty.

    Don?t go, make it so,
    Obi, make my saber glow,
    I'll use it to shave,
    Plus it'll be good for a rave.
    Jedi Knight, of the Light,
    And Rebel of the Right,
    Woah-oh oh oh,
    Woah-oh oh oh!

    Ain?t got a uncle or a aunt, but got plenty of chars,
    No more nerf herding for me or him, poor Uncle Owen Lars.
    Now, the womp rats are lined up cos I got so much swagger,
    And I blast them in T-16s unless they're built like Mike Haggar.
    I?m talking about - everybody getting sauced, sauced,
    Girls wanna know my Force, Force,
    In this movie we now call the fourth, fourth.
    Now, now - we goin? 'til they kick us out, out,
    Or Storm Troopers shut us down, down,
    Troopers shut us down, down,
    Mind tricks'll reverse their frowns-

    Don?t go, make it so,
    Obi, make my saber glow,
    I'll use it to shave,
    Plus it'll be good for a rave.
    Jedi Knight, of the Light,
    And Rebel of the Right,
    Woah-oh oh oh,
    Woah-oh oh oh!

    Luke takes a bow to thunderous applause then holds up the microphone again. ?Thank you. And now,? he says brightly, ?The nominees for Most Underrated are:?

    Most Underrated
    Metal Coils by Thumper09
    Metamorphosis by Raptor517
    Dagobah by GuerreStellari
    For Siri by Icepaw_Kenobi
    Frontiersman by Exeter
    Chasing Redemption by Estora
    Let The Beast Have What He Wants by JediFalcon
    Allecto by Harpalyce
    While I Wait by Takianna
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  19. Gabri_Jade VIP

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    Congratulations, Exeter and Takianna! =D=
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    Congratulations, Exeter and Takianna! =D=

    BTW, Luke's performance reminds me of the hiphop Yoda. [face_laugh]
  21. Thumper09 Force Ghost

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    Congratulations Face, bek, Exeter and Takianna! =D=
  22. SagaFanficAwards Jedi Master

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    ?Coming all the way from Kashyyyk, here is Chewbaka to announce our next set of nominees,? SoA announces proudly.

    Tall and stately with neatly smoothed fur, the Wookiee lumbers across the stage and stands in front of the podium. Taking up the microphone, he starts confidently, ?Wrrooooowrn hffaaoo mmmff krrooaan.?

    A few audience members clap enthusiastically while the rest sit in quiet confusion.

    ?Thank you Chewbaka,? SoA says tactfully, and pushes up next to him, reading off the list on the podium. ?As he said, the nominees for Best Response to a Challenge are:?

    Best Response To A Challenge
    Army of One Man? by Corellian_Ale
    Lost to Darkness by Jade_Max
    The Last of the Old by Corellian_Ale
    The Darkest of Shadows by ViariSkywalker
    Sober by karebear214
    While I Wait by Takianna
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    Congrats, Corellian_Ale! :cool:
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