Awards 2011 Beyond/NSWFF Awards Ceremony

Lane_Winree
RX_Sith
MasterJaina
mrjop

 

Woot! Thank you!


And congrats to LANE!, RX_Sith, mrjop and MJ!!!

 

A little entertainment to get the ceremony going:


He can speak Bocce. In Twi'lek.

He can disarm you with his looks. Or seven well placed blaster shots. Either way works.

He wouldn't be afraid to show his feminine side. If he had one.

He is ... The Most Interesting Man in the Galaxy.

Talon Karrde: I don't always drink ale, but when I do, I prefer Lomin. Stay thirsty, my friends.

 

Congratulations to the winners

 

JediMara77 comes to the podium arm in arm with Ben Skywalker. Ben looks uncomfortable; Nanci is smiling. ?Skycrawler and I are here to present the awards for Best Drama!?

?You do know I?m only fourteen, right?? Ben mutters out of the corner of his mouth.

?Would you rather Tahiri be presenting the award with you??

Ben?s face goes white. In the audience, Tahiri Veila stands up in indignation. ?Hey! I was redeemed!?

?Sure you were, just like Revan.? Nanci pats Ben?s arm. ?Besides, I have a thing for your dad. You?re safe!?

Ben breathes a sigh of relief.

?That is, until you get about ten years older in the timeline.?

?Grooooooss.?

?Anyway, here are the nominees for Best Drama!?

Beyond the Saga
Incandescence by FelsGoddess
At the Brink of the Dawn and the Darkness by blank101
Children of the Sith by Raphire
Awakening by Ceilean
Downward Spiral: The Diary of Syal Antilles by Lane_Winree
Against all Odds by LexiLupin
Little Wonders by Sith_Mayo
The End of all Light by YodaKenobi
Shadows of Yesterday by Hazel
Nightmares by FelsGoddess
Apex by Raphire

NSWFF
[Star Trek 2009] To Boldly Go: The Continuing Adventures of the USS Enterprise by RX_Sith
[Star Trek: 2009] ?like deeply embedded things do? by Mira_Jade
[Tangled] I Love You Most by Raphire

 

Thanks everyone!

And congrats to the NSWFF winners

 

Many are nominated, few are chosen. The winners for Best Drama are:

Beyond
At the Brink of the Dawn and the Darkness by blank101

NSWFF
[Star Trek: 2009] ?like deeply embedded things do? by Mira_Jade

 

*fans self at the mention of Talon Karrde*

Poor Ben. That mean old Nanci needs to leave him alone.


Hooray, blank and mira!!! Well deserved!

 

Congrats to the winners

 

Congratulations to RX_Sith and MasterJaina1011!

And I am deeply honored in sharing this with you guys!

 

The camera pans to Buffy Summers and Angel, standing at the podium. Angel is brooding and has glitter all over him. Buffy looks at him, confused. ?Um, Angel??

?Yes??

?Why are you glittering??

?The producers told me to wear it.?

?Why??

?They said that was the in thing for vampires right now.?

?Well, they?re stupid. I don?t want to touch you when you?re wearing glitter.?

?I can?t sleep with you anyway, what does it matter??

Buffy rolls her eyes. ?Fine, have it your way, glitter-boy. We?re here to present the award for Best Romance. But I don?t know why, because Joss Whedon is a sadist. The nominees are:?

Beyond the Saga
Not One to Dither by Jade_eyes
At the Brink of the Dawn and the Darkness by blank101
Awakened by Ceillean
Fireworks of the Soul by Hazel
Dawning by Briannakin
EXONERATED: The Jade-Terrik Adventures by JediMara77
Complications by Katana_Sundancer
Love Stories by Raphire
Forever Mine by Ceillean
Patience by Sticks
"embers, lie sleeping" by Mira_Jade

NSWFF
[Star Trek 2009] Jade's You-Box Moments by Jade_eyes
[Star Trek:2009] Love?s Unfading Splendor by Jade_eyes
[Sherlock] Sense Out of Chaos by Idrelle_Miocovani
[Tangled] Burst Forth by Raphire
[Hamlet] Moment by Idrelle_Miocovani

 

All this romance makes me want to find a special someone too. Our winners for Best Romance are:

Beyond
"embers, lie sleeping" by Mira_Jade

NSWFF
[Star Trek 2009] Jade's You-Box Moments by Jade_eyes
[Hamlet] Moment by Idrelle_Miocovani

 

at Ben and Nanci

to blank101, Mira_Jade, Jade and Idrelle

 

For your entertainment, a comic!

 

?Get it off of me! Get it off of me! Get it off of me!? SoA runs squealing onto the stage covered in sticky green goo, unaware of the laughing audience.

Two lanky redheads stroll onto the stage after here, snickering to themselves. One waves a wand and the green goo disappears.

?What was that? What happened?? SoA demands in a high-pitched voice.

?That was our new Goo-Goo Blanket,? one of them explains.

?Great, isn't it?? the other adds.

SoA looks between the two identical young men. ?And I thought you two were supposed to be funny,? she says accusingly, ?That was just disgusting!?

?They thought it was funny,? the first waves towards the audience, who laughs all the more.

?Fine,? SoA fumes, then gestures to the boys. ?Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Fred and George Weasley.? She skulks off the stage as the audience cheers again.

?If you liked that, you'll love all the other stuff we have at our store,? Fred beams.

?Anyway, we are here to present the awards for Best Humor,? George announces, ?This years nominees are the following:?

Beyond the Saga
Driving Lord Vader by frodogenic1
X-Wing:Knights of Plooma by JediMara77 & Lane_Winree
Mishap by Raphire

NSWFF
[Star Trek 2009] Jade's You-Box Moments by Jade_eyes
[Harry Potter] The Reluctant Journal of Ron Weasley by FelsGoddess
[Merlin] Knights of Camelot: More Than Just a Fancy Cloak by LilyHobbitJedi
[Harry Potter] My Name is Ronald Bilius Weasley by FelsGoddess
[Harry Potter] Harry Potter and the Aliens from Outer Space by Cobranaconda
[Transformers] Satan's Camero Strike's Back by DarthIshtar

 

Loved the Karde commercial!! Hysterical and fits him perfectly!

Congrats to
Lane_Winree
RX_Sith
MasterJaina
mrjop
blank101
Mira_Jade (x2)
Jade_eyes
Idrelle

 

Congrats Mira, Jade, and Idrelle!

 

Now liberated from sticky goo, I bring you the winners for Best Humor:

Beyond
X-Wing:Knights of Plooma by JediMara77 & Lane_Winree

NSWFF
[Star Trek 2009] Jade's You-Box Moments by Jade_eyes
[Harry Potter] The Reluctant Journal of Ron Weasley by FelsGoddess
[Merlin] Knights of Camelot: More Than Just a Fancy Cloak by LilyHobbitJedi
[Harry Potter] Harry Potter and the Aliens from Outer Space by Cobranaconda


Look at that great big tie!

 

Congrats Lane_Winree, RX_Sith, MasterJaina, mrjop, blank101 and Mira_Jade!

LOL at the Karrde commercial.

 

Thanks all! Fiolla appreciates the nod for best humor

And congrats to all the winners so far!

 

A British phone booth appears onstage. Three men emerge, carrying sonic screwdrivers. One sports a long scarf, another hipster-like glasses, and another looks like Barty Crouch, Jr. They approach the podium and smile at the audience.

?We are here to present the award for Best Sci-Fi in Non Star Wars Fan Fiction!? Four says.

?Fantastic!? Ten adds. ?Because we know all about good sci-fi.?

Eleven smiles. ?Your nominees are:?

NSWFF
[Star Trek 2009] To Boldly Go: The Continuing Adventures of the USS Enterprise by RX_Sith
[Star Trek 2009] A Slow, Sure Burn by Mira_Jade
[Doctor Who] Austen Adventure by Idrelle_Miocovani
[Star Trek: 2009] ?like deeply embedded things do?
[Doctor Who/Firefly] The Man With No Name by Frostfyre

 

Congrats to all of you guys! Wow, a lot of ties this year. That's great!

 

*rushes in wearing pajamas* Yeah. I'm late... Again.

Wait. I won something already! Weeeeeeeeeeeeee! Thank you guys.

Congrats to all the other winners so far. I'll try to stick around to give more personal congratulations.

 

Drunk Luke and Mara also appreciate the award.

And congrats to all the NSWFF winners with the big huge TIE!