Awards 2011 Beyond/NSWFF Awards Ceremony

The Golden Yoda goes to:

Beyond
More Than a Candle by JediMara77

 

Way to go, Jedimara77!

 

Congratulations Harpalyce, Fels and Nanci

 

Dear Writers (fanfiction or otherwise),


STOP TRYING TO IMPLODE ME!

Seriously now, how many wars can one galaxy take? And how many all powerful beings can there possibly exist?

Why won't you leave me alone? Don't you think the Sith were enough, that you have to import bad guys from another galaxy?

And then you go and promote bugs to bad guys. Really?

Don't even get me started on the blob. Seriously, a blob that teams up with a Sith apprentice - ARE YOU ALL CRAZY?

Now, you throw a tentacled creature with a contagious attitude problem at me. What have I ever done to you?

Isn't it enough to give me civil war after civil war?

What about all those super weapons. Have you ever considered that I need my worlds and my stars in one piece? I mean, what is a galaxy without worlds and starts? {face_cry] I tell what it is - vacuum, that's what it is.

Shame on you! You've made me cry. sniff sniff

And to make matters worse, my therapist thinks I'm paranoid. I'm not paranoid - YOU'RE OUT TO GET ME!

Oh, great, I've run out on my anxiety meds, now I have to go see him again. See what you've done!

If you don't cut that out, I'm going to have to appeal to the Powers-That-Be and get a restraining order against you.


Yours truly,

Galaxy Far Far Away

 

J. K. Rowling approaches the microphone and begins to speak, ?You all know me as the author as a successful, best-selling epic story about wizards and magic. This year, there have been a number of epic stories in Beyond the Saga worthy of recognition, so I come to you to present the nominees for Best Epic.?

Beyond the Saga
X-Wing: Knights of Plooma by JediMara77 and Lane_Winree
At the Brink of the Dawn and the Darkness by blank101
I, Mara Jade by JediMara77
Peace of Mind by Abeja
Whispers of the Force by Hazel
The End of all Light by YodaKenobi
A Gathering of Light by JediAlly
The Uprising by FelsGoddess

 

Yeah, the galaxy always seems to take the brunt of things!

 

Sorry Galaxy Far Far Away. Your restraining orders got lost in transition. You're stuck with us FOREVER! BWHAHAHAHA!!

 

Best Epic brings us a three-way tie:

Beyond
At the Brink of the Dawn and the Darkness by blank101
I, Mara Jade by JediMara77
The End of all Light by YodaKenobi

 

Congratulations Harpalyce and Fels! I still LOVE that Warcraft crossover! Makes me want to play the game again, but I'll miss the Lich King. Did you hear the Christie Golden is writing a Jaina Proudmoore book? Woo-hoo!



And, um, Admiral Daala thanks you for the Best Short Story award.

 

JediMara77 runs onstage again and waves wildly at the crowd. ?Hello! I?m back to present the award for Best Vignette. Sometimes, the best stories are told in only one post. They fill in missing moments and present what-if scenarios. The best vignettes leave the reader wanting more. Here are the nominees for Best Vignette.?

Beyond the Saga
Just Forget the World by Jade_eyes
embers, lie sleeping by Mira_Jade
Sun and Moon by Overboard4aFel
Mara Jade?s Facebook Page by JediMara77
Though Sins Be as Scarlet by Harpalyce
The Moment by Book-Geek
The Color Yellow by Ceillean
Resurrection by Raphire
If He Can Fix a Hyperdrive... by Onderon1
Drunk Jaina by CelseteAntola

NSWFF
[Harry Potter] Honest Answers by Lane_Winree
[Hamlet] Sins of the Motherby Idrelle_Miocovani
[Star Trek 2009] Start of Something Magical & Marvelous by Jade_eyes
[Hunger Games] Vicarious by DarthIshtar
[Harry Potter] Forever Guilty by Alley_Skywalker

 

Oh, GFFA, you saucy minx. You know I only hurt you because I love you, babe.

/lewd wink

(Also, CONGRATS to the winners! With a side of wait what I won something omg)

 

Congratulations blank101, Nanci and YodaKenobi!

 

Chris Pine where? *rushes off in search of hotness*

*comes back* You tricked me! Now where's Face?


Congrats to everyone in the past few minutes who won!

 

Congratulations you three!

 

These shorts are golden, so we give them the Golden Yoda for Best Vignette:

Beyond
Mara Jade?s Facebook Page by JediMara77

NSWFF
[Harry Potter] Honest Answers by Lane_Winree

 

Poor GFFA! He must feel so violated!

Congrats to the past few winners!

 

A pirate swaggers onto the stage with a mischievous smile. He all but prances up to the microphone and takes it in one hand while stroking his thin, braided beard with the other. ?'Evening loves. Captain Jack Sparrow here. I am here to present the award for Best Drabbles. A drabble is a little bit of a story, no more than a hundred words or so, savvy? Your nominations for the year are:?

NSWFF
[Multifandom] For a Few Drabbles More by Salacious_Drabb
[Sharon Shinn] All Kinds of Magic by NYCitygurl
[Sherlock] Perhaps It?s Elementary by Idrelle_Miocovani
[Tangled] Let the Roses Come and Go by Idrelle_Miocovani
[Harry Potter] A Hundred Hogwarts Drabbles by NYCitygurl

 

Congrats Nanci and Lane!

 

Don't worry, ladies. I'm here now.

Congratulations to all the winners and nominees thus far! And way to go on the entertainment and ceremony. Using Talon for the Most Interesting Man in the Galaxy is pretty much perfect.

 

Congrats JediMara77 and Jane_Winree!

 

Awww. Poor GFFA!

Congratulations blank101, Nanci x2, YodaKenobi and Lane!

 

Poor GFFA.


Um, thanks again! And congrats blank and YodaKenobi! I feel like I'm in that song "one of these things is not like the other."


Shannon - FOOLED YOU!


Lane - congrats!!!

 

The Drabbles of the Year are...


NSWFF
[Multifandom] For a Few Drabbles More by Salacious_Drabb

 

SoA peers onto the stage from between the curtains. Seeing no one there, she hurries gingerly up to the podium. ?Well, Waldo was supposed to present the award for Best Fifty Sentences, but I can't seem to find him,? she admits. ?So I guess I'll have to do this myself. Our nominees this year are:?

NSWFF
[Lord of the Rings] Insights of Middle Earth by laurethiel1138
[Multifandom]?how dreaming becomes us? by Mira_Jade
[Multifandom] Tilting at Windmills by Idrelle_Miocovani
[NCIS] For The Inner Child by Master_Jaina1011

?And if anyone happens to see a man with big glasses in a red and white striped shirt and hat, let me know,? SoA adds.

 

Congrats, Salacious!!!!



Beyond
Mara Jade?s Facebook Page by JediMara77

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