2011 Beyond/NSWFF Awards Ceremony

These awards are making me dizzy!

Congratulations to whoever won whoever you are

Congratulations Lane, JediMara and Jade_eyes!

The lights dim and a large screen descends from above the stage, revealing a scene from a galaxy far, far away:

Delirious

?She?s completely delirious.?

?Out of her mind with pain.?

?Exactly.? Jag?s eyes met Zekk?s for the briefest of instants before they both looked away awkwardly.

Zekk adopted a reasonable tone. ?She?s probably just compressing all of her memories of us into one moment, you know? Remembering dating you during the war, and when me and her were Joiners??

?Please,? Jag grimaced, ?I don?t want to know.?

?Right. My point is? well??

?That she?s completely delirious??

?Yes, exactly? out of her mind with pain.?

They stood there in uncomfortable silence beside the prone figure of Jaina, now in a healing trance. ?Guess we should go buckle in,? Jag finally muttered.

He waited until Zekk made it halfway to the cockpit before leaving the med bay himself, shooting one last furtive glance at Jaina?s unconscious form before walking softly out. When he reached the cockpit, Zekk was already buckled in behind Han, and Jag took the seat beside him behind Leia, staring studiously ahead at the back of her chair.

?She?s alright?? Han demanded, turning and giving them half his attention.

?Healing trance,? Zekk responded. ?Should help her along until we can get her back to the Hapan fleet.?

?Good?? Han returned his full attention to the viewport in front of him as he prepared the jump to lightspeed.

?So,? he commented idly a moment later, as he pulled back the hyperspace levers. ?I suppose you two will be wanting to look at some catalogues??

?I? sir?? Jag asked warily.

?For when you three move in together; furniture shopping is a pain. I?d suggest letting Jaina do it all, but she didn?t really inherit Leia?s fine sense of décor and style??

?Han?? Leia?s tone was soft and full of deadly warning.

?Hey, I?m just concerned here, these things bear thinking about. Now, you?ll want to start thinking about bedrooms soon? do you each get your own, or one big one??

Jag groaned; Zekk buried his face in his hands.

?Han Solo??

?Personally, I?d suggest one big one? privacy is good, but that?s liable to lead to jealousy, and it?ll just never work between the three of you if you don?t trust each other. Now, what about???

Jag closed his eyes and leaned heavily back in the chair. Some days, he wondered if his life wouldn?t have been simpler if he?d just remained on Tenupe, living off the land, dealing with deadly predators on a daily basis.

Today, he didn?t wonder- he knew it for a fact.

Congrats Shannon!

Ugh, Dap won? What a jerk that guy is.


Congrats for Audrey, Shannon!!


Also congrats to Jade_eyes for Uhura!!!


And Fiolla Flotto gives an enthusiastic THANK YOU THIS IS THE GREATEST HONOR I HAVE EVER BEEN GIVEN AND OH DID YOU SEE MASTER SKYWALKER OVER THERE WITH HIS FETCHING ROBES HAS ANYONE SEEN HOBBIE KLIVIAN....

A dark-haired Vulcan is standing behind the podium, with his hands placed gracefully on the podium. ?Greetings,? he says softly. ?I am Spock. I am here to present the award for Best Non-Human in the Beyond the Saga forum. I believe I was chosen to present this award because I am a Non-Human. This is a very logical choice. Here are your other logical nominees.?

Beyond the Saga
Marhl in Talon Intelligence Squadron: The Catch by TalonIntelSquad
C-3PO in The End of all Light by YodaKenobi
Blue in Little Bundles of... Fur and Joy by Jedi_Saber101

Congratulations, everyone that I've missed so far!

He is fluent in over 6 million forms of communication and is nearly as golden as the Golden Yoda, our winner for Best Non-Human is:

Beyond
C-3PO in The End of all Light by YodaKenobi

?Hello,? a young man with a lightning-shaped scar over his eyebrow waved at the audience from the podium. ?I'm the Boy Who Lives, Harry Potter. Sometimes kids like me can change the course of a story, so I am here to present the award for Best Child. The nominated children are:?

Beyond the Saga
Jacen in Solo moments by Iverna
Ani in The Uprising by FelsGoddess
Ben Skywalker in So NOT A Stay At Home Mom by Briannakin
Leyla Solo-Fel in Against All Odds by LexiLupin
Ben Skywalker in The End of all Light by YodaKenobi

YodaKenobi!

Congrats to laurethiel, Mira_Jade, Master_Jaina (x2), Lane_Winree (x4), JediMara (x3), FelsGoddess, Jade_eyes and YodaKenobi!

Congrats YodaKenobi and everyone I have missed!

The Best Child of 2011 is...

Beyond
Ani in The Uprising by FelsGoddess

Congratulations all! I just can't seem to keep up!

A woman with copper hair and green eyes appears onstage. It is not Mara Jade, nor Tenel Ka. It is Natasi Daala, Chief of State of the Galactic Alliance! The crowd boos, but Daala does not seem to notice. Because she?s crazy. ?Hello! I am pleased to present the award for Best Villain. Although, in my opinion, these dear characters are just highly misunderstood. If you only took the time to speak with them one-on-one, you might find that they have a lot in common! Anyway, here are the nominees for Best Villain.?

Beyond the Saga
Crix Madine in At the Brink of the Dawn and Darkness by blank101
Darth Malig in The End of All Lights by YodaKenobi
Kyp Durron in I Shall Never Surrender by Ceillean

NSWFF
[Sherlock] Moriarity in Victor, Meet Spoils by Mira_Jade
[How to Train Your Dragon] Ivar the Fearsome in Trial By Fir by mrjop2
Wolfbane in [How To Train Your Dragon] Trial By Fire by mrjop2
[Superman] General Zod in The Man of Steel(Book 2 of 3) by mrjop2

The Golden Yoda goes to...

Beyond
Crix Madine in At the Brink of the Dawn and Darkness by blank101

NSWFF
[Sherlock] Moriarity in Victor, Meet Spoils by Mira_Jade

Four USAF personnel walk onstage, clad in their fatigues. Their patches read ?SG-1.?

Jack O?Neill steps forward. ?We?re here to present the award for Best Ensemble Cast.?

?That?s because we?re a great team,? Sam Carter adds, with a smile.

?Yes, one could say that we work together very well, especially because we have been working together for a long time and have become in tune to each other?s thoughts??

Jack motions to Teal?c, who steps forward, cutting off Daniel. ?Indeed.?

Sam rolls her eyes. ?The nominees for Best Ensemble Cast are:?

Beyond the Saga
Solo kids in Solo moments by Iverna
At the Brink of the Dawn and the Darkness by blank101
X-Wing:Knights of Plooma by JediMara77 & Lane_Winree
Peace of Mind by Abeja
The End of all Light by YodaKenobi

NSWFF
[Harry Potter] Slave Child by Kriztin
[How To Train Your Dragon]Trial By Fire by mrjop2
[Superman] Man of Steel(Book 2 of 3) by mrjop2

Congrats, FelsGoddess, blank, and Mira!


"At the Brink of the Dawn and the Darkness" is the reason I hissed at Crix Madine for months after reading that fic. Poor guy.

The winners of our last character category for the year are:

Beyond
X-Wing:Knights of Plooma by JediMara77 & Lane_Winree

NSWFF
[Superman] Man of Steel(Book 2 of 3) by mrjop2

Hoorah!

to the authors and their characters

To say Audrey is honored is an understatement...

*Audrey pushed MJ out of the way* Thank you all! Now I must kick MJ's muse into gear, and get her to write me before I make her pull her hair out!

*MJ comes back* Well then, congrats to the other two OC winners!

Oh and Lane, make sure Dap and Audrey stay away from each other.

Congrats to all the winners so far!

One last comic for the afternoon.

?Moving on to our final set of awards for the night,? SoA announces, ?Presenting the awards for Best Author, I give you Gandalf the Gray!?

A loud roar is heard off stage followed by, ?You shall not pass!?

SoA looks nervously towards stage left, where smoke begins to pour out. Suddenly, the left side of the curtains burst into flames as the roaring and thumping grows more intense. Tjace skids onto the stage, fire extinguisher in hand and sprays madly at it. Finally, the noise quiets down and the fire extinguishes. Tjace throws aside the empty red canister, looking pleased, ?My work here is done.?

Finally, a wizard dressed all in white strides onto the stage.

?Scratch that, folks,? SoA says quickly, ?Our presenter will be Gandalf the White!?

Gandalf takes the microphone from her and nods, ?Thank you. This year, there have been many authors worthy of this prize of Best Author. So I present to you the nominees for the 2011 Best Authors in Beyond the Saga and Non Star Wars Fanfiction.?

Beyond the Saga
Lane_Winree
Raphire
FelsGoddess
JediMara77
Blue_but_beautiful

NSWFF
RX_Sith
MasterGhandalf
Mira_Jade
mrjop2

Congrats to all the winners that I've missed so far.

And again, thank you for the honor!

The cast of Knights of Plooma thanks you all. Particularly Hobbie, because someone finally noticed he exists.