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JCC 2012 JC Awards - Results in page 38

Discussion in 'Community' started by Only-One Cannoli, Dec 28, 2012.

  1. Juliet316

    Juliet316 Chosen One star 10

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    Clinton sighting!
     
  2. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    Nov 26, 2000
    I thought they banned Sapient from these boards?
     
  3. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 18, 2001
    I hope Eggs Benedict is not the next Bond. :( That would be utterly dreadful.
     
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  4. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    Does Roger Moore have a son?
     
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  5. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

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    i like your thinking, tunick. a swing back to a softer roger moore-style bon would more easily allow jason bourne to slip in and slit his throat while he's busy putting on his makeup! goodbye janes bon!!!
     
  6. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    Who wouldn't want to see Bond in an another animal disguise?
     
  7. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

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    yes, a furry bon would be an improvement to the series.
     
  8. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Well if you cast Bentleycontinental Cucumbersandwich as Bond you would have Roger Moore Mk2. A creature so utterly unconvincing as a deadly spy (See also: Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy) that it would be as if the leisure suited pensioner had returned!
     
  9. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    i think they should cast an actual cucumber sandwich as james bond. it could be interesting.
     
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  10. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

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    yeah but who would be the one to eat the cucumber sandwich?
     
  11. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    i think he should be a really tough cucumber sandwich, since he is james bond after all, so they would have to bring back the character "jaws" to eat the sandwich.
     
  12. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

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    that would be excellent. but we need to create a character to resurrect jaws. say....dr. resurrecto!
     
  13. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    His catchphrase could be "I resurrect things."
     
  14. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

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    wait did jaws even die in the bon movies?
     
  15. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    oh that's a good idea. then he could bring back a bunch more villains like odd job and octopussy and any other ones that i'm missing. and the audience will think "oh no, what can james bond do against all these powerful villains? he is just a cucumber sandwich!" but somehow james bond will save the day like he always does.
     
  16. solojones

    solojones Force Ghost star 9

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    I think you are confusing your roles. That was a real spy, and they are sissies. When it comes to brutal cool spies, you should look more at Sherlock. Besides, Benny Hill Cuckoo's Batch is good in any role.
     
  17. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

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    he will save the day by squirting mustard into the eyes of the assembled villains. they will be blinded and thrown into a panic. they will shoot each other.
     
  18. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    This, Juliet, is why you were nominated for worst poster.
     
  19. Juliet316

    Juliet316 Chosen One star 10

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    Actually I posted that in the wrong thread and didn't realize it until after I read Tunick's comment.:oops:
     
  20. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    All false. Spies are known ladykillers, not Brightons, if fiction has taught us anything!

    I point out that the United Colours of Benetton plays a detective and as a noodle armed choir-girl lacks the fortitude to be :eek::eek:7.
     
  21. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I rather think you missed the point of Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. No one was supposed to be deadly in it. That would have been very improper.
     
  22. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    So you realised it made absolutely no sense, but you chose to leave it unedited. Sounds about right.
     
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  23. Juliet316

    Juliet316 Chosen One star 10

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    I didn't see Tunick's comment until the edit window had already passed.:rolleyes:
     
  24. AaylaSecurOWNED

    AaylaSecurOWNED Jedi Master star 6

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    May 19, 2005
    Do you think that makes you a better poster? That you post things in the wrong thread?
     
  25. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    i was going to say, not exactly a point in your favor.