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Clinton sighting!

I thought they banned Sapient from these boards?

I hope Eggs Benedict is not the next Bond. That would be utterly dreadful.

Does Roger Moore have a son?

i like your thinking, tunick. a swing back to a softer roger moore-style bon would more easily allow jason bourne to slip in and slit his throat while he's busy putting on his makeup! goodbye janes bon!!!

Who wouldn't want to see Bond in an another animal disguise?

yes, a furry bon would be an improvement to the series.

Well if you cast Bentleycontinental Cucumbersandwich as Bond you would have Roger Moore Mk2. A creature so utterly unconvincing as a deadly spy (See also: Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy) that it would be as if the leisure suited pensioner had returned!

i think they should cast an actual cucumber sandwich as james bond. it could be interesting.

yeah but who would be the one to eat the cucumber sandwich?

i think he should be a really tough cucumber sandwich, since he is james bond after all, so they would have to bring back the character "jaws" to eat the sandwich.

that would be excellent. but we need to create a character to resurrect jaws. say....dr. resurrecto!

wait did jaws even die in the bon movies?

oh that's a good idea. then he could bring back a bunch more villains like odd job and octopussy and any other ones that i'm missing. and the audience will think "oh no, what can james bond do against all these powerful villains? he is just a cucumber sandwich!" but somehow james bond will save the day like he always does.

I think you are confusing your roles. That was a real spy, and they are sissies. When it comes to brutal cool spies, you should look more at Sherlock. Besides, Benny Hill Cuckoo's Batch is good in any role.

he will save the day by squirting mustard into the eyes of the assembled villains. they will be blinded and thrown into a panic. they will shoot each other.

This, Juliet, is why you were nominated for worst poster.

Actually I posted that in the wrong thread and didn't realize it until after I read Tunick's comment.

All false. Spies are known ladykillers, not Brightons, if fiction has taught us anything!

I point out that the United Colours of Benetton plays a detective and as a noodle armed choir-girl lacks the fortitude to be 7.

So you realised it made absolutely no sense, but you chose to leave it unedited. Sounds about right.

I didn't see Tunick's comment until the edit window had already passed.

Do you think that makes you a better poster? That you post things in the wrong thread?

i was going to say, not exactly a point in your favor.