JCC 2012 JC Awards - Results in page 38

Discussion in 'Community' started by Sith-Lord-Gunray, Dec 28, 2012.

  1. Juliet316 Chosen One

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  2. Darth Tunes SfC Commish on an "All-Star" break

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    I thought they banned Sapient from these boards?
  3. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    I hope Eggs Benedict is not the next Bond. :( That would be utterly dreadful.
    Last edited by Ender_Sai, Jan 13, 2013
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  4. Darth Tunes SfC Commish on an "All-Star" break

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    Does Roger Moore have a son?
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  5. AAAAAH Jedi Grand Master

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    i like your thinking, tunick. a swing back to a softer roger moore-style bon would more easily allow jason bourne to slip in and slit his throat while he's busy putting on his makeup! goodbye janes bon!!!
  6. Darth Tunes SfC Commish on an "All-Star" break

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    Who wouldn't want to see Bond in an another animal disguise?
  7. AAAAAH Jedi Grand Master

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    yes, a furry bon would be an improvement to the series.
  8. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Well if you cast Bentleycontinental Cucumbersandwich as Bond you would have Roger Moore Mk2. A creature so utterly unconvincing as a deadly spy (See also: Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy) that it would be as if the leisure suited pensioner had returned!
  9. tom Chosen One

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    i think they should cast an actual cucumber sandwich as james bond. it could be interesting.
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  10. AAAAAH Jedi Grand Master

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    yeah but who would be the one to eat the cucumber sandwich?
  11. tom Chosen One

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    i think he should be a really tough cucumber sandwich, since he is james bond after all, so they would have to bring back the character "jaws" to eat the sandwich.
  12. AAAAAH Jedi Grand Master

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    that would be excellent. but we need to create a character to resurrect jaws. say....dr. resurrecto!
  13. Ramza JC Head Admin and RPF Manager

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    His catchphrase could be "I resurrect things."
  14. AAAAAH Jedi Grand Master

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    wait did jaws even die in the bon movies?
  15. tom Chosen One

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    oh that's a good idea. then he could bring back a bunch more villains like odd job and octopussy and any other ones that i'm missing. and the audience will think "oh no, what can james bond do against all these powerful villains? he is just a cucumber sandwich!" but somehow james bond will save the day like he always does.
  16. solojones Chosen One

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    I think you are confusing your roles. That was a real spy, and they are sissies. When it comes to brutal cool spies, you should look more at Sherlock. Besides, Benny Hill Cuckoo's Batch is good in any role.
  17. AAAAAH Jedi Grand Master

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    he will save the day by squirting mustard into the eyes of the assembled villains. they will be blinded and thrown into a panic. they will shoot each other.
  18. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    This, Juliet, is why you were nominated for worst poster.
  19. Juliet316 Chosen One

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    Actually I posted that in the wrong thread and didn't realize it until after I read Tunick's comment.:oops:
  20. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    All false. Spies are known ladykillers, not Brightons, if fiction has taught us anything!

    I point out that the United Colours of Benetton plays a detective and as a noodle armed choir-girl lacks the fortitude to be :eek::eek:7.
  21. Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece

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    I rather think you missed the point of Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. No one was supposed to be deadly in it. That would have been very improper.
    Last edited by Rogue1-and-a-half, Jan 13, 2013
  22. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    So you realised it made absolutely no sense, but you chose to leave it unedited. Sounds about right.
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  23. Juliet316 Chosen One

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    I didn't see Tunick's comment until the edit window had already passed.:rolleyes:
  24. AaylaSecurOWNED Force Ghost

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    Do you think that makes you a better poster? That you post things in the wrong thread?
  25. tom Chosen One

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    i was going to say, not exactly a point in your favor.