Discussion in 'Community' started by Only-One Cannoli, Dec 28, 2012.
Yeah, but right after what?
Right after Godot arrives.
I've been privy to early results and thanks to what appears to be extensive lobbying from
@MASTERPRENN you've got a huge lead in the "Hottest" category.
That walk she was supposed to take weeks ago, duh.
Wow. Negative much Tunes?
besides, she took her walk. she got fancy condoms! i wrote a song about it! pay attention!
Did Tom win?
Maybe, jp, maybe
guys i'm right here.
Hi Tom, sup?
i stayed up too late getting drunk and watching tennis. now i'm psychedelically hungover at work.
that didn't work at all. i couldn't even make it through the first 20 seconds of people drinking without wanting to barf.
staying up late and getting drunk watching tennis... I think that may be the first time I've heard that. Hungover at work sucks.
Is the megachiroptera guano abnormal behavior of this democratic process still being considered legitamite?
Ah, the classic late night drunken tennis watching parties. You're not fooling your boss. S/he knows what you were up to.
it was just me and my dog, so yeah it was a pretty awesome party. luckily today i am the boss.
So why don't you just send yourself home?
i kind of have to be here. also it's really not that bad, and i'm just being a huge baby.
I stopped to fill my gas tank once. When I went inside to prepay, I found the clerk fast asleep... arms crossed, head down on the counter, snoring. I tried to wake him up, but dude was out cold. It was one of those stations that is connected to a McDonalds, so I went and told the manager at McDonalds. I felt kind of bad ratting him oout, but I guess getting in trouble for snoozing on the job is better than getting in trouble for the place being robbed while you snoozed on the job.
One of the very few things I was proud of during my Walmart years was the ability to be at work/stay the whole shift after a night of heavy drinking, despite my hatred for the job. You'll be fine.
yeah, this ain't my first rodeo.
Do we have a weiner?