I've been privy to early results and thanks to what appears to be extensive lobbying from @MASTERPRENN you've got a huge lead in the "Hottest" category.
that didn't work at all. i couldn't even make it through the first 20 seconds of people drinking without wanting to barf.
staying up late and getting drunk watching tennis... I think that may be the first time I've heard that. Hungover at work sucks.
Is the megachiroptera guano abnormal behavior of this democratic process still being considered legitamite?
Ah, the classic late night drunken tennis watching parties. You're not fooling your boss. S/he knows what you were up to.
I stopped to fill my gas tank once. When I went inside to prepay, I found the clerk fast asleep... arms crossed, head down on the counter, snoring. I tried to wake him up, but dude was out cold. It was one of those stations that is connected to a McDonalds, so I went and told the manager at McDonalds. I felt kind of bad ratting him oout, but I guess getting in trouble for snoozing on the job is better than getting in trouble for the place being robbed while you snoozed on the job.
One of the very few things I was proud of during my Walmart years was the ability to be at work/stay the whole shift after a night of heavy drinking, despite my hatred for the job. You'll be fine.
