JCC 2016 Celebrity Deadpool (Congratulations Ramza!)

About time too...

Though I can only think from your list that your expecting the Royal Family to suffer the equivalent of the Moldovian Massacre or you just want Prince Harry to become King!

Meanwhile I'm off to search Google to find out which "celebs" are on their last legs. Will post my list tomorrow if I don't pop off in my sleep...

 

wtf castro is still alive

 

Screw points, I want pain. This is the delicious tears list - if I win, we all lose.

1. John Williams
2. George Lucas
3. Harrison Ford
4. Ian McDiarmid
5. Mark Hamill
6. Peter Mayhew
7. Anthony Daniels
8. Carrie Fisher
9. Billy Dee Williams
10. Frank Oz
11. Kenny Baker
12. James Earl Jones
13. David Prowse
14. Yoshiyuki Tomino
15. George R. R. Martin

I threw on one for me personally because even my own tears will not be spared.

 

Who?

 

1 Donald Trump
2 Michael Schumacher
3 Lindsay Lohan
4 Justin Bieber
5 Kim Kardashian
6 Frankie Muniz
7 Bruce Forsyth
8 Jimmy Tarbuck
9 Johnny Ball
10 Sharon Osbourne
11 Angelina Jolie
12 Kathy Bates
13 Pete Doherty
14 Kate Moss
15 Barbra Streisand

 

My entire list has survived back to back years. It's an oddly conflicting feeling.

1. Pete Rose
2. Doris Roberts
3. Lewis Black
4. Katherine Helmond
5. Bret Hart
6. Jack Nicholson
7. Willie Mays
8. John Rhys-Davies
9. OJ Simpson
10. John Goodman
11. Paul McCartney
12. Dana Carvey
13. Chris Berman
14. George Wendt
15. Bill Cosby

Amazing.

 

Todd, which Joe Jackson are you referring to?

 

May have to wait until November for that (hopefully) given Trump currently has Secret Service protection.

 

Because assassination is the only way he could die....

 

1. Taylor Swift (Plane crash)
2. Ron Jeremy (STD)
3. Kylie Jenner (Drive by shooting)
4. Don Shula (Old Age)
5. Richard Marx (Electroction)
6. Chevy Chase (Heart disease)
7. Charlie Sheen (AIDS)
8. Jerry Lewis (old age)
9. Liza Minnelli (Stroke)
10. George H.W. Bush (Old age)
11. Barbara Bush (heart break)
12. Keith Richards (drugs)
13. Stephen Hawking (wheel chair accident)
14. Rosie O'Donnell (murdered by Daughter)
15. Jerry Jones (Rabies complications)

 

Not the only way, no, just that with Secret Service protection, the odds are lessened somewhat.

 

1) Lamar Odom
2) Mark McGwire
3) Jimmy Carter
4) Jack Nicholson
5) Sophia Loren
6) Shia the Beef
7) Tim Curry
8) Frank Langella
9) Charlotte Rae
10) Hillary Duff
11) Lindsay Lohan
12) Bruce Dern
13) Blythe Danner
14) Carlos Sainz, Jr.
15) Miley Cyrus

 

The guy from The Pogues. He's a fantastic musician and an icon of Celtic rock. He's also a complete wreck and his liver has been trying to escape from him for decades.

Anyway:

1. Keith Richards
2. Kirk Douglas
3. Max Von Sydow

Some other people...

 

Sinead O'Connor.

 

I mistakenly posted this under 2015:

Oscar-winning cinematographer Vilmos Zsigmond died on Jan. 1st.

http://variety.com/2016/film/news/vilmos-zsigmond-dead-dies-cinematographer-1201670799/

 

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

 

I would have put Kerry Katona, but that's just wishful thinking.

 

Zsa Zsa Gabor
Barack Obama
Robert Mugabe
Chuck Berry
Macauley Culkin
Clint Eastwood
Prince Phillip
George Bush Sr
Leonard Cohen
Miley Cyrus
Benedict Cumberbatch
Richard Branson
Stephen Fry
Sinead O'Connor
Betty White

 

01. Valerie Harper
02. Ed Asner
03. Martha Wash
04. William Shatner
05. Carl Reiner
06. Cicely Tyson
07. Carol Channing
08. Kenny Baker
09. Connie Francis
10. Darlene Cates
11. Betty White
12. George Takei
13. Little Richard
14. Doris Day
15. Doris Roberts

 

1. George HW Bush
2. Lindsay Lohan
3. Bill Cosby
4. Charlie Sheen
5. Prince Philip
6. Clint Eastwood
7. Sean Connery
8. Betty White
9. Michael Douglas
10. Jackson Galaxy
11. Fidel Castro
12. Aretha Franklin
13. Jimmy Carter
14. Ozzy Osbourne
15. Paul McCartney