Events 2016 EUC Halloween Sock Hop!

*arrives after the drop bear horde clears the thread by devouring all of teh tasty festive socks*

 

*levitates a large collection of knives and throws them in random places*

 

*uses one of the knifes to carve a pumpkin*

 

~looks for a drop bear to pet and eats a pumpkin~

 

Halloween tomorrow! Hopefully the Cubs World Series hopes are still alive, unlike me.

 

Hello

 

Is it me you're looking for?

 

Nope, just dropping in to party.

 

Someone's not up on their 80s music. You gotta watch out for 80s music, you never know when it's gonna strike!

 

The 80's and 90's are unknown to me.
Music is not my domain.
Just the Shadows.

 

Dis I can relate with. Curse the light!

 

Indeed...

 

^

(also reminds me that Gods and Monsters is still on my "to watch someday" list...)

 

The Monster Rule Now, and forever after...

 

You must break through the fog of lies that these monsters have created around you. Let me help you to know...the subtleties of Halloween.

*Eats a caramel apple while cackling*

 

*multiple active chainsaws are thrown from seemingly nowhere*

 

*Force throws a pumpkin pie at the chainsaws and watches as perfectly symmetrical slices are cut for all to eat*

 

*Side steps Chainsaw*
*Yawns*

 

I'm waiting for the Great Pumpkin and Zombie Jar Jar.

*notices the rock someone placed in his candy sack*

 

*Steals rock*

 

*licks rock*

 

Happy Halloween!!!