JCC 2017 Celebrity Deadpool (Winner: VadersLaMent!)

1. Kim Jong-Un
2. Angela Merkel
3. Yahya Jammeh
4. Tayyip Erdoğan
5. Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
6. Rodrigo Duterte
7. Park Geun-Hye
8. Narendra Modi
9. Nicolas Maduro
10. Justin Trudeau
11. Xi Jinping
12. Nursultan Nazarbayev
13. Joseph Kabila
14. Theresa May
15. Daniel Radcliffe

 

Seeing as Donald Trump is getting inaugurated in just over two weeks I'm going to play it safe and say

1) Everybody.

I do have a backup list too. Just for laughs.

1) Queen Elizabeth II
2) David Prowse
3) Harrison Ford
4) Noel Edmonds
5) Kim Jong-un
6) Hayao Miyazaki
7) Michael Gambon
8) Maggie Smith
9) Steven Seagal
10) Sylvester Stallone
11) Ian Holm
12) Larry King
13) Samuel L Jackson
14) Woody Allen
15) Miley Cyrus

I'm going to play an animal based wild card too and chuck in

16) Grumpy Cat

 

1) George R(ail) R(oad) Martin
2) George Takei
3) George H. W. Bush
4) George Lucas
5) John Williams
6) Sean Connery
7) Ennio Morricone
8) Clint Eastwood
9) Dick van Dyke
10) Jimmy Carter
11) By the rule that husbands usually go first: Bill Clinton
12) Madeleine Albright
13) Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
14) Mel Brooks
15) Stan Lee

(16. Lindsey Lohan)

 

Queen elizabeth ii(monarch)
Prince phillip(monarch)
Shannen dohetry(actress)
Billie lourde(actress)
Charlie sheen(actor)
Bernie Sanders(politician)
Betty white(actress)
John Williams(composer)
Joe biden(politician)
George hw bush(politician)

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Queen Elizabeth II (she's very sick this weekend FYI)
George H.W. Bush
Hugh Hefner
Henry Kissinger
Bob Barker
Chuck Berry
Keith Richards
Fats Domino
Jim Nabors
Bob Newhart
Wilford Brimley
Jackie Mason
John Hurt
Woody Allen
Carol Channing

 

All that and he left out Michael Ian Black.

Amazing.

 

1. Donald Trump
2. Dakota Fanning
3. Hulk Hogan
4. Betty White
5. Anthony Keidis
6. Mariah Carey
7. Dave Winfield
8. Paula Poundstone
9. High Pitch Erik
10. Dick Butkus
11. Dustin Diamond
12. Penny Marshall
13. Bill Nye
14. Chuck Norris
15. Queen Elisabeth

 

1. Stan Lee
2. Aretha Franklin
3. Britney Spears
4. Betty White
5. Queen Elizabeth II
6. James Earl Jones
7. Donald Trump
8. Eddie Vedder
9. Keith Richards
10. Andy Dick
11. Dick van Dyke
12. Kirk Douglas
13. Lindsay Lohan
14. Stephen Hawking
15. Dick Cheney

 

So how many Kardashians are there? Because of all them are on my list.

Tim Cook (for killing Apple's tech and replacing it with blech)
Phil Schiller (see Tim Cook)
Keith Richards
Donald Trump
Kim Jong-un

and I second, Grumpy Cat.

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as per @Diggy's comment below:
EDIT: partially a wishlist (Apple and Kardashians), partially not (all the rest).

 

So I thought the game was light-hearted grossly-morbid fun, not wishlists.

 

My bad: as morbid as I once was, my wishlist creeped in.

 

The Over-90s:
1. Oliva De Haviland (100)
2. Kirk Douglas (100)
3. Betty White (94)
4. Eva Marie Saint (92)
5. Queen Elizabeth II (90)
6. Tony Bennett (90)
7. Mel Brooks (90)
8. Jerry Lewis (90)

The Shocking Total Surprises:
9. Vin Diesel
10. Olivia Wilde
11. Tom Cruise
12. Reese Witherspoon

The "Million Nerd Voices Crying Out In Terror"
13. George Takei
14. Nichelle Nichols
15. Peter Mayhew
16. Caroline Blakiston

 

Math is hard.

 

I like even numbers. 8 men 8 women.

 

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It's a Barbie and/or Simpsons quote, but thanks anyway.

 

Mostly sticking with last year's list. Figure I'm one year closer to taking this thing!

1. Pete Rose
2. Maggie Smith
3. Lewis Black
4. Katherine Helmond
5. Bret Hart
6. Jack Nicholson
7. Willie Mays
8. John Rhys-Davies
9. OJ Simpson
10. John Goodman
11. Paul McCartney
12. Dana Carvey
13. Chris Berman
14. George Wendt
15. Bill Cosby

Amazing.

 

1. Queen Elizabeth II
2. Prince Phillip
3. Billy Lourd
4. Bernie Sanders
5. Joe Biden
6. Willie Nelson
7. Ric Flair
8. Shannen Dohetry
9. Betty White
10. George HW Bush
11. Jane Fonda
12. Ned Beatty
13. Henry Caville
14. Pat Sajak
15. Alex Trebek

 

If I could do it over again, I would choose Bill Clinton, rather than HRC.