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This is apparently Charlie Murphy heckling a heckler

Behind the scenes Eddie Murphy said he'd quit the show if someone told him to "Do Mr Rob" from SNL which is what the lady here yells.

 

Lest I incur Wocky's ire, I won't say that this made me sad. But it is disappointing. Is that okay, Wocky?

 

http://www.smh.com.au/world/worlds-...ano-dies-in-italy-at-117-20170415-gvlo5d.html

Emma Morano - gone too soon. Go away 2017.

 

Only two more people born in the 19th century. Hopefully one of them can break the 117 year barrier.

 

Aaron Hernandez, former star tight end for the New England Patriots and convicted murderer, from an apparent suicide in his cell.

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Right now there's a lot of doubt it was a suicide. He left no note, never seemed suicidal before, and he was just acquitted of murder. Yet he wound up dead in his prison cell...

 

"Found hanged."

I mean, I hate to say "good" but "good"... definitely responsible for one person's death, almost certainly responsible for four more (2 Boston, 2 Florida)...

 

It's certainly no great loss to the world. A real rags to riches to rags story.

Sorry for his daughter, but that's about it.

 

His acquittal changed nothing because of the fact that he was already serving LWOP for his conviction for the Odin Lloyd murder.

A similar situation happened just last year with Lawrence Phillips, and he had a similar rap sheet. Last I heard about Phillips, his brain was being donated for CTE research, possibly to see if Phillips himself had CTE, so don't be surprised if the same happens to Hernandez.

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That is exactly what Jose Baez announced that the family plans to do.

Apparently Hernandez had John 3:16 scrawled on his forehead.

 

Don't jinx it!

 

Cuba Gooding Sr., Jazz singer and father of Oscar winner, Cuba Gooding Jr.

 

1. bill o reilly ( from over pleasuring himself)

2. vince mcmahon ( steroid abuse)

3. artie lange ( comedian and recently was busted in nj for heroin and cocain and looks ill)

4. betty white

5. stan lee ( with his last health issue dudes 94 )

6. dick cheney ( do i really need to explain)

7. vladimir putin

8. kim jong un

9. peter mayhew ( he looks horrible)

10. george takei ( just turned 80)

11. miley cyrus ( more of a hope)

12. justin bieber ( more of a hope)

13. ann couter ( evil shrill of a woman)


14. president asad in syria

15. bush 41 ( history of being in hospital)

 

Sigh.

 

DQ. You're too late.

 

To be early is to be on time.
To be on time is to be late.
To be late is to not be counted.

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I initially read that as "To be late is to be crushed."

 

Well, there are quite a few blanks to fill in with "to be late is to..."

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Quote Gandalf in LOTR?

Be fashionable?

Grab a coat hanger?

 

Erin Moran.

Pity it wasn't Scott Baio instead.

 

I sadly can't say I'm surprised. She's had a very troubled last several years from things that I've read.