Atlantic 25 Signs that You Might Be Canadian

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  1. Bucket Jedi Knight

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    1.You're not offended by the term "HOMO MILK."
    2. You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette? I just
    dropped my poutine on the chesterfield."
    3. You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.
    4. You drink Pop, not Soda.
    5. You know that a Mickey and some 24's means "party at the camp, eh!!!"
    6. You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for
    your holidays, with good cigars.
    7. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.
    8. You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
    9. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
    10. You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical
    group.
    11. You get excited whenever an American television show mentions
    Canada.
    12. You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion,
    John Candy, and more... are Canadians.
    13. You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian!
    14. You know what a touque is.
    15. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
    16. You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always
    pronounced "Zed."
    17. Your local newspaper covers the national news on 2 pages,but
    requires 6 pages for hockey
    18. You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter, winter, still
    winter, and road work.
    19. You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day.
    20. You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.
    21. You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan."
    22. You perk up when you hear the theme song from 'Hockey Night in
    Canada'.
    23. You are in grade 12, not the 12th grade.
    24. "Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is arguably
    more polite than,"Huh?"
    25. You actually understand these jokes.
  2. DarthBabe Force Ghost

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    Mar 18, 2002
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    Never heard of the first two. :p
  3. Stackpole_The_Hobbit Force Ghost

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    12. You brag to Americans that: ... Celine Dion,

    You actually are proud to have her?! :p
  4. Bucket Jedi Knight

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    well, no, but I didn't come up with the list.
  5. Ton_G Force Ghost

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    Aug 15, 2002
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    I suppose.......according to this chart....wow..I AM CANADIAN.

    Well, I wonder what ever happened to Casey and Finnegan, Wise Owl probably had them "removed" (muahahaha) so he could have more showtime. Unfortunately he was sentenenced to lower wages for his ill deeds and C n' F were replaced by Chester, Truffles, Annie and so on. Of course, the question remains, don't you think Lorenzo the Raccoon would be a great Mafia hitman..and let's not forget Alex, the kid came out of nowhere. A least this kind of backstage drama did occur witj Mr. Fred Penner, who looks a bit like Chistopher Lee, especially when he plays Saruman. Wich lead's me to believe that one day.....Fred Penner will fall into a Dementional Portal in his log, into Middle Earth, where without Word Bird he goes insane from lonliness, and kills the real Saruman, his look alike, and replaces him..........

    until next time Bye-Bye from me...Mr Ton_G

    Dum da da da da da da dadada DA DAAAAA, Dum de de de de de de dididi de deeeeeee, di di di, di di di , di di di, di di di, de di di, de dededdldldldldl di DIIIIIII!
  6. Shadow_Wolf Jedi Knight

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  7. Daughter_of_Yubyub Force Ghost

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    [face_laugh] Definitely Canadian. :p

    What happened to Casey and Finnegan is that the puppeteer retired. :p

    YubYub and TG- Protecting fangirls from hormonally gifted fanboys since 2002
  8. starwars6554 Force Ghost

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    Jul 9, 2002
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    Damn, I'm not Canadian! :( :_|
  9. Stackpole_The_Hobbit Force Ghost

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  10. WarmasterDan Jedi Grand Master

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    Sep 3, 2002
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    i don't believe you hobbit.
  11. Stackpole_The_Hobbit Force Ghost

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    I don't believe you're ... um ... not purple.
  12. THE_GREAT_SPANKSTA Jedi Knight

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    lol... i know all of these, and understand them... but, i am american (i may live in michigan, but i am still american)... i will one day be an americanadian... and tammy too... RIGHT TAMMY :D... i just have a few corrections... and additions...
    first of all, we have "homo" milk in the states...
    second of all, there are a lot of canadians who pronounce the last letter of the alphabet the way that americans do... the right way... lol ZEE, and if i do say so myself... if by some chance it IS zed... why isnt it bed, ced, ded, eed, or ped...

    some more ways you know that your a canadian is if you put ketchup in your "kraft dinner" instead of maccaroni and cheese

    as far as the aspect of designing your halloween costume to fit over a snow suit... LOL, been there done that...
    now, just so that you get an idea of how much i love canada...( if you havent already gotten the point in my previous posts in various threads... or by looking at my sig.) here are some more reasons to show that i do...
    1)... i take my hat off and get all proud at the playing of oh canada (but just so the amreicans dont think im converting... there is no better sound than the playing of the star spangled banner)
    2) i root(ed) for canada in the olympics (yep, they are the next best teams to the U.S.)
    3) i know the words to oh canada... in french AND english
    4) (sorry americans on this one...) i can play oh canada on my bass better than the star spangled banner (what can i say, it isnt as complex)
    5) my signature says it all... " i am proud to love a canadian"
    6) i understand and know how to play curling

    theres a few tidbits fer ya

    oh yeah, and i am a hockey player is, and i know what a zamboni is... lol
  13. Stackpole_The_Hobbit Force Ghost

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    (but just so the amreicans dont think im converting... there is no better sound than the playing of the star spangled banner)

    There is one better sound, but I can't say what it is, because I'd get banned :p
  14. Daughter_of_Yubyub Force Ghost

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    Stakky! :p

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  15. DarthSmurf Jedi Grand Master

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    I got this as an email the other day, it's twice as funny the second time :p
  16. Stackpole_The_Hobbit Force Ghost

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  17. Daughter_of_Yubyub Force Ghost

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    Behave!

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  18. Stackpole_The_Hobbit Force Ghost

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  19. DarthBabe Force Ghost

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  20. Stackpole_The_Hobbit Force Ghost

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  21. Daughter_of_Yubyub Force Ghost

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    That you can't behave? :p

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  22. DarthBabe Force Ghost

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    'Course I know. I know all and see all. :p
  23. Stackpole_The_Hobbit Force Ghost

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  24. WarmasterDan Jedi Grand Master

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    can I get some food since I match some of them?
  25. DarthBabe Force Ghost

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    Here, have a Tim Horton's Donut.
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