JCC 25th wedding anniversary planning thread.

Well then this is perfect! Full circle!

 

I've honored my commitment for 27 years. If I offer to do the Sound of Music tour with her in Salzburg, the marriage will be off.

 

But what better way to end it than with narrative symmetry? The relationship begins and ends to the sweet strains of Rodgers and Hammerstein. Plus you could film her reaction when she realizes that you've broken your first vow to her. Put it on YouTube.

 

I've suspected for a while that you're a genius.

 

You should go watch Batman v. Superman together.

 

Have I mentioned that I live a few blocks from the real Von Trapp villa?

 

Life been treating you good?

 

no I'm still flat broke, obviously, but I have instant access to tens of thousands of dollars in revolving credit. It's a relatively new development.

 

JC we're going to Austria!

 

yes, you're invited. Anyone who can bring down the mean partygoer age.

 

Can you add "Brought to You By Boudreaux's Butt Paste" to the title?

Success!

 

Get the hell off my lawn. All of you.

 

Awesome, I've never been to Austria.

 

Given the trend so far in 2016, step 1 of your plan: stay the **** alive.

 

Likewise. Please stay alive.

 

2 Bee Gees dead and counting

 

Oh yeah it's much safer here, it's not like people are allowed to carry guns around or anything.

 

Maybe my wife and I should just join our friends on their European cup tour. Here's my friend's France schedule this summer:

June 13, Toulouse: Spain-Czech
June 14, Bordeaux: Austria-Hungary
June 15, Paris: Romania-Switzerland
June 17, St. Etienne: Czech-Croatia
June 18, Paris: Austria-Portugal
June 19, Lyon: Romania-Albania
June 20, St. Etienne: England-Slovakia
June 22, Paris: Austria-Iceland
June 25, Lens: Round of 16 (Spain vs Ireland?)
June 30, Marseille: 1/4 Final
July 2, Paris: 1/4 Final
July 10, Paris: Final (only if Spain or Russia smile emoticon go all the way)

 

**** going and seeing the world. Just queue up a good Netflix movie, get a baby sitter for the kids, and GO TO FUNKY TOWN.

like, Netflix and chill but for olds.

 

You're gonna have to edit that heavily to meet YouTube's community standards.

 

i agree with Frieda, who agrees with Kristie, that you should go with that plan.

 

Shared trauma does bring people closer together.

 

Spend an evening vagazaling your wife.

 

... and put it on youtube?