Challenge <3 <3 <3 Non Star Wars Fan Fic Valentine's Day Challenge <3 <3 <3 @-->--

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  1. Miana Kenobi Admin Emeritus

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    <center><h1>The Valentine's Day Crack!Ship Challenge</h1>
    <img src="http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b278/legomania5/rrval-hrts100bar.gif">

    Roses are Red
    Gandalf is Grey
    Here?s a new prompt
    For this Valentine?s Day.

    Romance in the air
    Shipping galore
    But aren?t canon ships
    Really such a big bore?

    Making ships up
    Is so much more fun
    Though I?m sure you?ll hate me
    When this challenge is done.

    Write a romance vig;
    Wait, there?s a twist.
    You have to write about a pair
    That doesn?t exist.

    Crack!Ship, so it?s called
    When it?s not-canon.
    An example would be LOST
    And if you shipped Locke/Shannon

    You also can crossover;
    I mean, sure, why not?
    OH, there?s something
    I nearly forgot.

    NO SHIPPING WARS;
    Play nice if you can
    Cuz if you start one,
    We?ll issue a ban.

    To avoid this situation,
    Just try really an odd pair.
    Like Harry/Hermione is awesome,
    But it?d be best to beware.

    You have all of February
    To write this cute vig.
    Though follow our last rules;
    Don?t make it to big.

    2000 minimum,
    10000 max.
    Though that?s not set in stone,
    So seriously, relax.

    Of course there?s a prize
    At the end of all this
    So get to work;
    That?s sealed with a kiss!

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  2. Idrelle_Miocovani Force Ghost

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    Yay! A poem!

    I love you, mods. :*

    Not to mention the pairing I had in mind all along is a crack!ship. I think this just made my day. :p
  3. NYCitygurl NSWFF Manager

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    Specifically you love Mi; I have no poetry talent :p And I'm excited to see what everone comes up with :D
  4. mavjade It's so FLUFFY! Fanfic & New Movies Manager

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    Another awesome poem! =D=

    Crack ships huh... [face_thinking][face_thinking]

    This should be interesting and a lot of fun! :D
  5. The Great No One Force Ghost

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    hmm... i shall have to consider this... harley and batman anyone? (no, i'm not actually gonna set myself up for that one ATM... just the first thing that came to mind.:p)

    great job on the poem.

    :snoopy
  6. NYCitygurl NSWFF Manager

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    I think that now would be a good time to remind people that since this is the JC, the crack!ships have to to be unlikely heterosexual pairing ;)
  7. snowspeeder_gunner Jedi Master

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    Okay, I think I need a rabies shot now because I just got bit by a gigantic plot bunny.

    Gigantic!
  8. NYCitygurl NSWFF Manager

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    Don't get a rabies shot, get crackin'! (Bad pun not intended ;) )
  9. mavjade It's so FLUFFY! Fanfic & New Movies Manager

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    While I remembered this little factoid, I must say it did narrow down my possibilities for my fandoms (including crossovers)... at least pairings that I'm willing to write! :p Though I have come up with one that I think is feasible and doesn't completely freak me out! 8-}
  10. Alexis_Wingstar Force Ghost

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    I wish I hadn't seen this! :oops: A particularly evil plot bunny came hopping up to me with Dudley and Hermione riding it. Besides being freaked out that the bunny wasn't only crushed but could actually hop, I'm appalled that I'm actually thinking of writing it!
  11. snowspeeder_gunner Jedi Master

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    Okay, if I fail all of my classes, it is ALL YOUR FAULT, TOLKIEN BUNNY!

    Peaceful Heart

    Good grief. :p

    Edit: Oh and LOL at Dudley not crushing the bunny, Alexis. [face_laugh]


    face_pippin "But what about second [edit]": Yeah, and I just now got that "crackin" joke. Ha ha ha. [face_plain]


    Edit 3- Edits Revolution: It would be nice if I could punctuate.
  12. Qui-Gon_Reborn Manager Emeritus

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    Hahaha, adorable poem. [face_laugh]

    Most interesting...I'll have to consider this. [face_thinking]
  13. green_riddle_monkey Jedi Knight

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    ^now that is something I'd like to see!
  14. Alexis_Wingstar Force Ghost

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    I just realized I forgot to put in my previous post that I thoroughly enjoyed that poem. [face_laugh]

    Thanks :)

    Well, I've decided on pairing a different witch with Dudley. Dudley/Luna doesn't turn my stomach. In fact, the more I think about it, they'd be a very cute couple. @};-
  15. The Great No One Force Ghost

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    i know my pairing...

    harley quinn and harry dresden. from harley's point of view (if i can pull it)

    :snoopy
  16. Miana Kenobi Admin Emeritus

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    Hermione/Dudley! OMG, must be written!
  17. NYCitygurl NSWFF Manager

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  18. Alexis_Wingstar Force Ghost

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    *Moans* Now i'm contemplating a Hermione/Dudley/Luna triangle. :oops: Is that allowed? [face_laugh]
  19. mavjade It's so FLUFFY! Fanfic & New Movies Manager

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    Hermione/Dudley?? Oh owww... it hurts! :p

    Hermione/Dudley/Luna triangle... now that would be funny!! Slightly terrifying, but funny!
  20. DaenaBenjen42 Force Ghost

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    Hermoine/Dudley? Go for it!
  21. Alley_Skywalker Force Ghost

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    Ha! Love the poem <3

    Non-canon 'ships are the best anyway :p Crack!shups...are scary sometimes, lol.

    *Remembers JC TOS*
    *Ponders what's left on the market...*

    Hermoine/Draco...Severus/Bella...

    Antonin/Hermoine! ...wait, how do I make that PG [face_thinking]

    *runs away from plot bunnies*
  22. Idrelle_Miocovani Force Ghost

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    Man, I love crack!ships... [face_love]

    [face_laugh]

  23. mavjade It's so FLUFFY! Fanfic & New Movies Manager

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    I think I'm going to have my Ianto/Martha [Torchwood/Doctor Who] story finished by v-day... or at least pretty close! :D

    One question though, minimum is 2000 words and I know it said those aren't set in stone but is a little less alright (~1600 words) or should I try and squeeze out a few more??
  24. Yodaminch Chosen One

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  25. NYCitygurl NSWFF Manager

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    Lookin' good, yodaminch!!

    mav, on the wordcount thing, we meant that if you have like 1,995 words or something that you don't hav to try to come up with five more words somewhere to make the minimum. A few words over or under is fine. 400 is too far below, though.
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