3 million pancakes???

So apparently it's been written into canon that there are only 3 million pancakes. I think it's stupid 'cos this guy who know physics has said that there are 500 billion squillion waffles, and 3 million pancakes isn't possibly enough to wage war against that amount of waffles, no matter if Pancakes can rack up 200 to 1 waffle kills.

This to me, as a fan, is totally unacceptable and should be written out of the Pancake and Waffles canon as soon as possible. It violates the entire premise of the story, and may in fact have raped my childhood!

*protests some more*

 

... nerd

 

The real question isn't the number of pancakes. It's the Diameter of the pancakes!


And don't get me started on that (again)

 

Never mind the diameter. I want to know how big a super pancake is

 

But if a pancake is eaten, is it still a pancake?