Got one for you JKW that makes it better.

I was a bouncer in a strip club.

 

ROTFL!!!!! I LOVE IT!! THAT IS AWESOME!!

 

Thought you might a kick out of that. See, so I am used to protecting beautiful women.

Of course a lot of the dancers werent so beautiful.

I only worked at that place for a month and a half while I was waiting for another job to start.

 

That is just cool! I know tons of men who wouldn't have minded that one.

What did the wife think about it?

 

Wife knows I think strip clubs are a waste of time.

 

All a strip clud does is make your checkbook bounce!

It makes for good eye candy but it can really mess up ones perspective on what's attractive and sexy. Kinda de-humanizing too.

 

I agree, you go in, get hot and bothered, blow a lot of money, and go home frustrated. Sounds like a good evening to me.

I also got to see behind the scenes and it is not pretty my friend.

 

actually, i belive you spell that "utinni!"... just thought you'd like to know...

Where is Darth Feldman when you need him!?


reedit: I'm so lost!