Lit 582,797,753 jax pavan's on coruscant and other absurd offhand comments

I get it now. The secret purpose of this thread is to prepare the Ultimate EP7 Retcon: The Han Solo, Luke Skywalker and Leia Organa we'll see there are just people who happen to have the same names, similar looks and some similar experiences in the past.
Because come on, people, it's a big galaxy. Something like this was bound to happen. It's all in the statistics.

 

Like I said somewhere, Zahn's April Fools prank about everything Post-ROTJ being clones was obviously a hidden message. Who better to fight the Big 3 in the ST than... the other Big 3!!!

 

so Crosscurrent and Riptide were leadup to the Sequels indeed...

We got all Movie and EU characters cloned...

it should have been Luuke, not Kamclone who had a kid with Maara though to make it perfect!

 

then there is the habit of adding numbers to kids who are not clones... like in roman culture of Sextus, Quintus, etc.

we got Rookie ONE... what did the parents think?

Well after marriage it would be Ru Murleen turning into Ru One & Rookie One. or Rookie Murleen?

 

"Hello, my name is: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-K-K-K-K-K"

 

Looks like time to bring back the old "Obi-Wan = Obi-One = first clone of guy initialed OB" theory.

 

Ohmygod we totally have to retcon Rookie One as a Khommite.

 

or maybe he is one of the Mortis "Ones" in human disguise

if not that, he might be a clone out of that Rebel Dantooine instant cloning facility

 

Or maybe he was called Rokie?