Phx ...@........@...........@......

Bring it on My Lady

MD, remember the pool is still there if they get dirty again.

 

ROTFL!!! Good man Duron!

Before he moves again Meg takes advantage of the situation and hurls mud as fast as she can at him!

 

With Jedi like speed Duron rushes JKW and Judo flips her back into the chilled pool.

Take that my saucey little vixen.

 

Finally taking advantage of her Jedi power, Jedi Knight Meg levitates above the pool and then Force-throws Duron into the pool!

I think something may have just shrunk!

 

YES IT HAS !!!!!!!!!!!

your undergarments

::Force Wedgie again, then back home::

 

That's what YOU think!

I don't wear undergarments when in my wetsuit...just a bathing suit!

*Uses the Force to remove the wedgie*

DARN YOU VOID!!

 

Okay, fine........

::Force pushes JKM back into the ice pool (she can say hi to MD while she's there), then discretely unzips/unseals/unbuttons/etc small openings into JKM's wetsuit...while underwater of course out of respect for a good balance between modesty and mischeif::

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Should I be doing this when she'll be at my house in less than a week surrounded by 9 swords, 10 knives, and various other melee tools ?

 

JKW - How can you have a wedgie if you are in a skin tight suite? I think you would be flashing everybody if that happened.

OH NO SHRINKAGE!

Darn you JKW

 

SHRIEK!!!!!!!!!!

VOOOOIIIIIDDDDDDD

Quickly buttons up everything before anyone can see and jumps out of the pool running after Void

Concentrating all her energy on the Force, Meg picks up Void, levitates him for a moment and plunges HIM into the icy depths just so he can have a taste of his own medicine!

(Swimsuit wedgie Duron)

 

::gets back out and thanks the gawds again that he has the cold weather gear still on. Then moves to remove himself from the area again and go back home before JKM gets REALLY creative::

 

There is always another day, another fight, another chance Void!

Ohh, yesss, knives and swords at Void's MWAAA HAAAA HAAAAAAAA!

 

You know being his sister...we should talk...

 

MD quickly drinks a cup of hot steaming coffee and fills back out.

Ahhh back to normal.

Now where is that rascally JKW ?

 

It looks like everybody went home. Party poopers.

Master Duron grabs another cup of coffee and walks off into the sunset.

 

Sistine waves to him after she suddenly found herself buried under paperwork!!!

 

Sorry pal, but you don't know what shrinkage is..............

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[face_shocked] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

 

Yes and that would be a good thing.

 

Sistine does Dandy "the wonderhorse" know Flash the wonder turtle?
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No, but he has met Sam the desert tortoise.

 

Maybe those two wacky Turtles can get together.

 

Hey you cheeky monkey!! Good to see ya!

*Sneaking up behind Duron, Jedi Knight Meg dumps a bucket of mud over his head*

I'm right here!!

 

JKW looks puzzled as she realizes that she poured the bucket of mud over a hologram of Master Duron

She turns around as someone taps her on the shoulder. The real Master Duron slaps a big pile of mud in her face.

EAT CROW

 

Two Jedi mudfighting!! This is so great!!

*Becoming one with the Force, feeling the power of life around her...Meg levitates the mud puddle itself over Duron..*

EAT THIS!!

*With a gigantic SPLOOSH the entire mass of mud lands on the real Duron! Unfortunately for Meg her victory is short lived as the mud radiates out..threatening to cover EVERYTHING!*

[face_shocked] AHHHHHHH!! [face_shocked]

Realizing that she cannot get away she accepts the results of her use of the Force for revenge....

SPLLLOOOOOSSSSHHHHH!

Covered from head to toe, Meg smiles...ah well, at least Duron is covered too!!

 

Duron wipes mud from his eyes and flings it at JKW Hee Hee