Beyond "A Bad Dream" (K/J, humour) vignette

Title: A Bad Dream
Author: DantanaSkywalker
Genre: humour, K/J
Summary: More torturing Jaina!
Author's Notes: Huge praises go out to jhc36, who typed up that whole last sentence to "The Unifying Force" for me!




And gradually their bittersweet laughter floated from the wooden table, past the lanterns, the wind chimes, and the thick branches from which they dangled, meandering up through the crowns of the tallest wroshyr trees and gliding weightless into the twilight sky, up, ever up into stars too numerous to count, defying the stillness of vacuum and dispersing, vectoring out across space and time, as if destined to be heard in galaxies far, far away . . .


Jaina sat up, blinking. "That was a strange dream," she murmured. She shoved long, dark hair over her shoulder and shook her head.

Rolling onto her side, she poked the man beside her. "Kyp? I just had a really, really odd dream."

The man sat up. "Wha?" Lando Calrissian said.

Jaina began screaming.

. . . And woke up.

Heart pounding, Jaina scooted away from the other occupant in her bed and stared at the back of their dark head.

Cautiously, she reached out and poked him in the back. "Jag?"

The man sat up. "Hnnnnh?" Wedge Antilles said.

Jaina began screaming.

. . . And woke up.

Someone was leaning over her, their hands on her shoulders. "Jaina?"

It was Kyp. She breathed a sigh of relief.

"Something wrong?" he asked.

"No, no . . . just a bad dream."

"All right." Kyp stretched back out beside her and reached for the light.

Jaina pulled the blanket up to her chin and squeezed her eyes shut. "Just a dream . . . just a bad, bad dream . . ."



Dana/>/>

LOL! Dana that was a bit odd. But interesting. I liked it.

~~Jilly

LOL!

Oh lord. Torture is right. I was reading this and going "AAAAHHHH!!!" way too many times.

Evil, evil Dana.

-Saber

JainaDurron - LOL! Dana that was a bit odd. But interesting. I liked it.

Hey, I wanted something to follow up "Not Again!"


SaberBlade - Oh lord. Torture is right. I was reading this and going "AAAAHHHH!!!" way too many times.

Evil, evil Dana.

Mwahahaha! Oh, c'mon, I have to be evil every once in a while! I can't do non-stop gushy mush!


Dana

Up! I must spread the insanity!


Dana

LMAO!!!!

LMAO that was brilliant very original. Well done.

*laughs hysterically*

omg...
Yes, brilliant. Brilliant.

JediMasterKobe - LMAO!!!!

That would be the reaction I was going for!


Lady_WinterCelchu - LMAO that was brilliant very original. Well done.

Thanks. Every once in a while . . . you just have to get the weird stuff out, you know?


djcati - *laughs hysterically*

omg...
Yes, brilliant. Brilliant.

Thanks.


Dana

Up! I'm not through with you yet! (getting feedback, that is . . . )

I?m sorry But I?m so glad it was just a really, really, really, really, really bad dream! Great job! It was soooooooooooooo incredibly funny!!

Flame

*Reads first bit*

AHHHHH!!!

*Reads second bit*

AHHHHH!!

*Reads third bit*

Oh...phew!!

Awesome!

EDIT: Hang on...Was it like this afterwards?

Jaina woke up. With Jag.

How do you know that was the last dream, eh?

Just kidding!

Flaming_Sword - I?m sorry But I?m so glad it was just a really, really, really, really, really bad dream! Great job! It was soooooooooooooo incredibly funny!!

Thanks. And I'm glad it was only a bad dream, too!


Stormtrooper_Shrink - *Reads first bit*

AHHHHH!!!

*Reads second bit*

AHHHHH!!

*Reads third bit*

Oh...phew!!

Awesome!

EDIT: Hang on...Was it like this afterwards?

Jaina woke up. With Jag.

How do you know that was the last dream, eh?

Just kidding!

Well, she didn't start screaming when she saw Kyp, so . . .

People in the GFFA have got to have the normal kinds of nightmares (like this . . . ), but we never hear about them . . .


Dana