Author: Diamondquill Time/Universe: Obi's 19 and this is an AU! Charecters: Obi-Wan Kenobi and Nadia Kania [Naa-di-ah Ka-nai-ah] ~Sorry about that, I'm perticular about names!~ Genre: Humor, Romance, action/adventure Summary: When her former master dies on a mission, the jedi-council agree upon Nadia Kania becoming Qui-Gon's second apprentice for a short time and Obi-Wan is out to make this hot new girl his own as all three of them go to Bakinda to finish the started mission. __________________________________________________________________________________________ Prologue: ?She?s going to be my second apprentice for a few months while we finish off the mission she and Master Kand have started.? ?She?s hot!? There was a sudden silence in which Qui-Gon looked at his apprentice in a ?what-did-you-say?? sort of way. Obi-Wan, realizing what he just said, shut his mouth quickly. When Qui-Gon continued to give him that piercing look, Obi-Wan stammered, ?Y-you can tell! She?um?likes the cold, you see, she-she told me so yesterday!? ?Oh, you must be referring to when you asked her out after knowing her for exactly thirty seconds!? Qui-Gon said turning to him in the hallway with his arms crossed. ?Yes, she told me all about the five-minute date. How many drinks did you have before she arrived at that Alderanian pub? Oh, I can?t remember for the life of me!? He put on an expression of mock question. ?Believe me, master, you?re probably better off not knowing,? Obi-Wan replied guiltily. ?You know, I?ll take your word for it,? Qui-Gon nodded, turned around and began walking immediately. The rest of their walk to the mess hall was spent in silence. Obi-Wan fell back onto his bed, groaning after the long day consisting of many unimpressive chores including convincing a bartender that one of his Kabish costumers had said ?A wee? murdeh yea? waiph? not ?I will murder your wife?. After translating the customer?s comment, the bartender realized that the former soldier of the Kabish army had simply asked him for four more drinks, addressing him politely as ?Mr. Bartender, sir.? By that time, Obi-Wan had been ready to cosh the bartender around his head and had sworn twice to find him the finest of Kabish tutors in the galaxy. He now fell asleep immediately (at an approximate time of one o?clock) and dreamt of Nadia as one of the slave girls in a Hutt?s palace when he ran in to save her. He cut through her chains with his light saber and killed everyone. When he turned back, Nadia was smiling at him, breathless, saying, ?Obi-Wan!? ?Obi-Wan!? ?Yes, Dee, I love you too!? ?He?s alive, what a pity!? Nadia muttered. She looked around for a way to wake him up and saw the glass of water on his bedside table. She brought it to her hand using the Force and flung the ice-cold water into his face. ?What?? Obi-Wan sat up straight in his bed, panting, and looked around, completely lost. He then saw her, smiling sweetly down at him with his glass of wat?well, glass in her hand. ?Thank you for the shower-in-bed!? He said smiling back up at her. ?Oh, you?re welcome,? She replied putting the glass back down on his table. ?Sorry it must be so short. We have a ship to catch in five minutes.? Obi-Wan cursed under his breath and then looked back up at her. ?Do you mind?? He asked her politely nodding at the door. ?No, be my guest,? Nadia replied waving at the door. Obi-Wan stared at her. ?Master Jinn was expecting you sooner, you know,? Nadia said to him and left the room. Obi-Wan changed quickly and hurried downstairs, knowing what Nadia had meant by that. Sure enough, Qui-Gon was glaring at him disapprovingly all through their trip to Bakinda.