FF:WA a bunch of goths were standing outside a club, talking. . . .

I'm so goth, in preschool, the only crayon I used was black.

I'm so goth my black is blacker than your black. I call it "black black."

I'm so goth, whenever I walk into a room, all the lights go out.

goth #1: I'm so goth the people in the grocery store have refused to sell me
any cereal other than Count Chocula.
goth #2: I'm so goth people ask me to AUTOGRAPH boxes of Count Chocula.

I'm so goth people touch me and they BECOME goth. They say, "Oh no, now I'm
goth!"

I'm so goth I wear sunglasses when I open the refrigerator.

I'm so goth I don't paint my nails black--I bash them with a hammer.

I'm so goth I died and didn't notice.

I'm so goth, whenever I knock on somebody's door they give me candy.

I'm so goth, when I go outside, the sun sets.

goth #1: I'm so goth the smile muscles in my face have atrophied.
goth #2: I'm so goth the smile muscles in my face never GREW.
goth #3: What's a smile?

I'm so goth, when I was born, the doctor asked me, "What's with the shades?"

I'm so goth I say things like "eternally yours in darkness" and "love and
darkness" and "may the eternal darkness of the abyss enrapture and enshroud
you in its infernal sickly sweet embrace."

I'm so goth I don't use fabric softener, because I like pain.

I'm so goth a little rain cloud follows me wherever I go and rains on me.


goth #1: I'm so goth I got a tattoo of celtic knotwork starting at the top of
my head, winding all the way down my body, and trailing five feet behind me
on the floor.
goth #2: I'm so goth I AM a tattoo.
goth #3: I'm so goth I pierced all my tattoos.

I'm so goth I think electrical tape is a fashion accessory.

I'm so goth, in preschool, all my drawings were titled, "DEATH."

I'm so goth, in high school, all my papers were titled, "DEATH."

I'm so goth I slather on spf 45 before I open the refrigerator.

I'm so goth I wore corsets in preschool.

I'm so goth, when I was born, I asked for a light for my clove.

I'm so goth I ate a Happy Meal . . . because I like to live dangerous.

I'm so goth I listen to The Sisters of Mercy and Bauhaus simultaneously at
midnight in a graveyard sitting in a pentagram surrounded by candles . . .
and oh, there's a full moon . . . and then I die. And then I come back to
life. And then I die again . . . tragically.

 

awoogah awoogah

 

I think Vader was a goth. Black clothes. Never saw him smile. Moody music wherever he goes...

 

True, but he's into the whole body mutilation thing far to much.

 

And like all good goths he turned into a bloody hippy at the end!!!

 

Well actually, like all good goths he gave up and died once he realised he wasn't evil anymore, and then became fuel for a fire.........

I suffer from the chronic goth problem of having to redye all of my clothes once I realise that blue-black, brown-black and grey-black dont actually match....

I'm so goth, other goths are scared to look me in the eye....

 

That was my line about the eyes Lord Lazarus...

Speaking of probs with black clothes, laundry days, it's just one pile of seething black mass...

 

If you were so goth you wouldn't have a laundry day.



Your mum would be doing that.

 

Actually, my mother stopped doing my laundry more than a decade ago,
Now kindly cease your trolling.

 

aawwwwww that just heart freezing

 

ah... no.