Saga A chick on every planet, 2008 diary completed 28-12 going with an explosion

Ah yes, Anakin Skywalker is that very special friend of my master and he is not to be harmed ever. My master has a great future for him.

Sure a great future, such as...

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or was it more

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Grrrrr! A future planned by Palps/ Sid does not make one great...

 

I'm glad harming Anakin in any way is a no-no.

And at least Obi is recovering, though I do hope he gets some kind of revenge for what he has been through.

Great update

 

I think Anakin wouldn't very much care for the "great" future he's got waiting for him.

Wonderful update.

 

No not at all. Thanks for sharing these beautiful images of Anakin's future.

Obi isn't the one for revenge and the diarist has more plans.

No and in the next is a glimpse of that future.

Entry 40
Boyd has found more clues on the poisons and said that the shop on Devaron was only a selling point for arrows and poisons. The droids and arrows were made elsewhere but he needed an expert droid to examine them.

Palpatine had told me that Anakin Skywalker would be coming back and I said goodbye to Boyd and told him Palpatine needed me on another mission.

I knew that destination already: Tanara. Any advanced droid could decipher the markings and pinpoint them to Jedda Bin on Tanara.
And yes, I waited a few days and my transponder alerted me of the unregistered transport arriving at the spaceport.

It was funny how they were dressed. The young Jedi was looking like an old Sith-lord: aged, white-faced and with yellow eyes and that hair faded red, like his clothes. He had that same walking-stick with him, nice to hide a lightsaber. Boyd was easy to recognise. He had put on a wig with a ponytail and was dressed in blue.

I contacted Jedda Bin and told him they were coming his way and my group of hired thugs.
A short time later I was watching the back of Jedda Bin?s shop and yes a lightsaber was burning through the wall followed by the two escaping through the hole.
My thugs attacked and I saw the entrance to the sewer being opened by the Jedi.
They escaped, a nice way because they had to swim through the sewers to get somewhere.

I entered Jedda Bin?s shop and retrieved the formula and gave him the pouch of credits.
As a greedy Rodian he started to count them and yes, he touched his mouth when he finished them.

Saved me a dirty killing because the poison on the credit did his work and he dropped dead.
A timed device to set his shop on fire two hours after I left it and from a distance I observed the shop and Jedda Bin going up in smoke.

 

Palpatine had told me that Anakin Skywalker would be coming back.

It was a fatal friendship from the start.

 

As a greedy Rodian he started to count them and yes, he touched his mouth when he finished them.

What a way to say thank you

As unfortunate as it was for the Jedi to have to swim through the sewer, at least they escaped.

Great update

 

Yes for all who are friends with Palpatine

That's with a spy and he is nasty as you will see in the next update

Entry 41
Palpatine contacted me when I entered my ship and I am going to a Casino on Nar Shadda.
He wants me to play in the high stakes game of Dagga the Hutt that had started only two days ago. Ohadin Mako is competing and I have to win from him.
Easy job.

After landing on Nar Shadda I changed my appearance and when I looked in the mirror I was an elegant looking gentleman with bronzed skin and blonde hair. Only my eyes stayed the same, light grey. I checked my new ID and went outside and walked to the Casino.

I seated myself at the sabaac-table and changed credits for chips.

Geddin the famous bard from Alderaan was the last man at the table. With my lapel-pin I took pictures from everybody and I didn?t trust that Bard. I became suspicious when he was winning and Ohadin Mako wanted to play a no limits rematch after loosing. I said I would join them.

I contacted my master and after showing him the picture, he revealed the truth. The bard was a Jediknight and his wife also. Siri and Garen were sent on a mission by the council.
I was told to ask them for help and my master warned ?no experiments this time.?

I did as ordered and contacted them. The female even thanked me for killing the assassin who attacked Kenobi. If she only knew. And that mayhem is recovering.

I won the endgame assisted by the Jedi and they even saved me from an assassination-attempt by a thug of Ohadin Mako.

I hotwired a speeder and drove with the two Jedi to the spaceport.
I thanked them and helped them with supplies and tickets

 

The female even thanked me for killing the assassin who attacked Kenobi. If she only knew. And that mayhem is recovering.

That mayhem. Grrrr!

 

I was told to ask them for help and my master warned ?no experiments this time.?

I never thought I'd appreciate anything Palpatine ever did and yet...

Great update

 

I finally caught up. I'm glad the 'Mayhem' is recovering.

 

Yep, he hates Obi-Wan

Thank you again

Thanks

yeah and the diarist likes to read about Jedi and gives his comments in the next post

Entry 42

More difficulties for the Jedi; I have read an old report about the battle of Jabiim and who was supposedly lost. Kenobi of course and this time he was the guest of Asajj Ventress. She used all kinds of torture on the Knight, making his stay utterly miserable.
She was feeding him muscle maggots and had the extreme torture device for a Jedi; a Sith mask.

He managed to escape her friendly care, stealing her lightsaber and was saved by his Padawan.

After his return to the Jeditemple he had a long stay in the healers? ward and from what I have heard he suffered greatly enduring nightmares, surgery to repair badly healed bones and innards and the scars.

It was an enjoyable read for me, even more so when I read about the long recovery.

 

More difficulties for the Jedi; I have read an old report about the battle of Jabiim and who was supposedly lost. Kenobi of course and this time he was the guest of Asajj Ventress.

May I break his nose with one of my painting brushes?

 

I don't know who's more sadistic, Palpatine or the diarist.

 

After his return to the Jeditemple he had a long stay in the healers? ward and from what I have heard he suffered greatly enduring nightmares, surgery to repair badly healed bones and innards and the scars.

It was an enjoyable read for me, even more so when I read about the long recovery.

Some "people" are sick! Enjoying torture!

 

Oh my poor Obi!



But at least he escaped Asajj's evil clutches.

Great update

 

Sure but he will have it coming.

Both are evil

he has a great teacher in Laie Drik, one of Dooku's accomplishes.

He did and the diarist was just having fun being the evil being he is.

The next entry shows more and he will have it coming at the end of this month

Entry 43
Grr, another mission for me.
Why?

Those Jedi snoopy?s were investigating Jedda Bin, the guy I have killed on Nar Shadda. Jedda has a brother living on Alderaan in the city of Leything; Mister Jamai Bin and he has all the data that can expose me and my boss.
My boss provided me with the data and I went packing and landed on the spaceport of the capital Aldera.

A change in the fresher of my transport and I was one of the Alderaanian mechanics. Plain beige coveralls, dull brown hair almost matching my skin and an ID of Sip Sorel and I walked to the air speeder terminal where two Royal guards were readying a two-seater. I waited until the guards entered their office and I pointed at my toolbox.
The guard just waved with his hand and I could do my job, tucking a package in the speeder under the hold of the aft compartment and it would do its work when I wanted it.
I walked back to my transport and took off to the city of Leything. The little spiderdroid would provide me with data.

It did and I heard the Jedi about taking a scenic route back. They had completed their mission to get the data and they would be mine.

I took off in my transport after seeing the transmissions from my spiderdroid.
Yippee, a mountainous area and a nice place for them to crash. I pushed the remote control and I followed the trail of the air speeder. The droid was still working.

Snow, the transport had crashed in a patch of snow and I dislike that stuff.
I landed my transport a short distance away and walked slipping and sliding in that snow towards the speeder.
A satchel was still in the aft compartment and I grabbed it and examining it I smiled; in it were the belongings of Jedda Bin. The fat Jedi was still breathing laboriously resting against the controls bleeding from a head-wound that coloured the incoming snow red.
I could see the other Jedi half buried in the snow with legs at impossible angles. I saw a farm in the distance and thought ?no need to end their suffering with a blaster. They will perish soon because of that upcoming snowstorm. And those farmers won?t leave their home in this weather.? I walked back towards my transport and put the satchel in a safe place.

I steered my transport away from Alderaan and entered the coordinates for Coruscant in my navcomp. ?Mission accomplished and my master will be pleased.?

In orbit I sent a coded transmission to my boss before I entered hyperspace

 

*tries to stay calm, because anger leads to the dark side*

This is another brilliant up-date!

 

the transport had crashed in a patch of snow

Grrrr...

I'm still holding out hope he'll be exposed sooner or later.

Great update

 

Thank you.

He will be exposed after this post. You will see

Entry 44

I had a new mission to cause trouble for the Jedi and that was after many days of rest and relaxation with Laie in a luxurious hotel on New Holstice. It involved testing a new bomb; a small one that could when strategically placed cause a big fire.

And disguising was easy this time after that rest. A bit of sun and my face was sporting a nice tan, enhanced by some make up, brown contact lenses and black dyed hair. I had clone trooper armour to wear and inside the top of the helmet was the bomb. And Laie provided me with a small droid controlled transport and a pair of sophisticated tools that could circumvent the alarm.

I put the helmet on the counter where a Jedi was serving soup to the clone soldiers and I saw two young Jedi there as well. Laie had said two and the third was a nice bonus for my bomb.

The bomb did its work and I managed in the confusion to avoid the clone soldiers that tried to arrest me, knocking one of them senseless and grabbing the helmet and donning it. As more and more clone soldiers came on scene, a squad carrying fire extinguishers and hoses, I became just like one of the soldiers and disappeared around a corner.

I entered my transport and blasted away from the ship before the airlock gave the all clear signal, decompressing the corridor and sending more debris after my transport making it impossible to track it down.
I fired the engine and entered the atmosphere.
I landed the transport landed in a canyon on New Holstice where I saw Laie approaching it.

A long kiss followed and Laie asked if the Jedi were dead.
I told her that I had seen three Jedi in that kitchen and that it was a nice diversion for our boss.
Laie Drik told me that it was time for more plans and she was certain that we can select a target on Coruscant the next time. A bomb disguised as a helmet was all it took to get three Jedi down.
I activated the self destruct mechanism of the transport after I had donned my normal clothes and washed away the dye and discarded the make up.

One slight mishap; when we returned to Coruscant our boss told me that the Jedi were alive and only one was seriously injured. But the bomb was a success. It had put a capital ship out of commission.
Next time I ask one of my old mates if he has stronger explosives.

 

I love it when an evil plan is foiled!



Next time I ask one of my old mates if he has stronger explosives.

That you will hopefully be caught up in

Nice tie-in to your other story.

Great update

 

He is getting it in his last entry. Thank you again for reading and your great support


Entry 45

The Clone Wars are raging for almost three years now and our boss is getting impatient. He wants the war to come to Coruscant to speed things up.
Count Dooku contacted me a few days ago informing me that General Grievous and the Trade Federation were planning an attack on Coruscant.
Palpatine asked if I could create some mayhem and yes I can.

I contacted one of my mates from a long time ago when I was still Tige Moranis and yes he could supply me with some explosives, big ones and certainly more devastating than that small bomb on that capital ship.

Now for a target: Coruscant Galactic Shopping Mall sprang into my mind immediately. It was the former Senate shopping mall and was renamed only a few years ago by Palpatine.
Senate shopping mall. That had been a job for my former employer Iwana Needa.

Hmph that lousy Jedi-padawan had botched that by diverting my speederbomb. And his love for those smelly husans had ended me in Lingala prison after my last job for Iwana Needa. But I have taken my revenge on that master Kenobi a few years ago when I poisoned him. He had recovered though but it sure must have cost him a lot of pain.

I have planted the bomb during lunchtime and this time no Jedi interfered.
Spectacular and what a sight to behold when I was watching the holonews.

I have downloaded my diary into my computer today and Palpatine contacted me for a new mission. I am entering this in my PDA.

Palpatine wants the data about the poison and the Force suppressor and the formula?s. He said he will use them if his new apprentice becomes dangerous. His new apprentice? Ah yes, count Dooku was killed only a few minutes ago and Palpatine had contacted me when they had made ?another happy landing? as that dratted Jedimaster told him.

Why was I not allowed to kill him all those years ago?
He had made my life miserable in the first place.

I was leading a life of luxury as the accomplice of Iwana Needa and the Shopping Mall disaster and Lingala disaster happened putting me in prison for three years.

Palpatine saved me from a life of hard labour and he put me on the trail of that same Jedi again. Only when my partner said ?not him, that Anakin-boy is not ready yet? I selected another target to test the ?grub-poison?. And I couldn?t resist it after some mayhem broke loose and fired my blaster at those Jedi injuring the old ones.

I am entering my office and walking to my computer to retr aaah.

Last entry.

I have found this diary of my love in his almost destroyed apartment when I was retrieving the data for my boss Emperor Palpatine.
Mori Sinna is no more but I will continue his work, being a detective for the emperor, providing the data for hunting down Jedi that have escaped his wrath.

 

Mori Sinna is no more but I will continue his work

Gah!

I'm glad Mori got what he deserved, though, and I'm sure "his love" will as well.

Great job on this diary. I have enjoyed it from beginning to end.

 

Happy dance, one of the "bad 'uns" is no more!

 

Sorry about missing the last few entries. I finally caught up in the end though.

Nice ending, too.

 

Palpatine saved me from a life of hard labour and he put me on the trail of that same Jedi again. Only when my partner said ?not him, that Anakin-boy is not ready yet? I selected another target to test the ?grub-poison?. And I couldn?t resist it after some mayhem broke loose and fired my blaster at those Jedi injuring the old ones.

*mumbles*

Okay, that reminds me of an old IRON MAIDEN song: ´Only the good die young, all the evil seems to live forever.´